| #1435 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #660 | 2-ball | 5 |
| #882 | 3-ball | 3 |
| #1111 | 4-ball | 2 |
| #875 | 5-ball | 3 |
| #1069 | 6-ball | 2 |
| #901 | 7-ball | 3 |
| #1007 | 8-ball | 12 |
| #851 | Cloaca grenade | 12 |
| #413 | Cloaca-Cola | 92 |
| #554 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 6 |
| #1059 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #997 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 2 |
| #499 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 4 |
| #992 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 2 |
| #371 | Dyspepsi grenade | 36 |
| #900 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 52 |
| #448 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 7 |
| #997 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #988 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 2 |
| #405 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 6 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #175 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 4 |
| #1962 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 2 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1654 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 4 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #654 | baseball | 3 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2409 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2375 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2622 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #2396 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 2 |
| #2436 | candy cane | 8 |
| #3110 | candy stake | 2 |
| #498 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 13 |
| #72 | chef-skull-in-the-box | 3 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #345 | delicious noodles | 3 |
| #1291 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #1830 | fancy chocolate | 2 |
| #1947 | fruitcake | 5 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #830 | iron pasta spoon | 4 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1184 | kneecapping stick | 5 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #478 | lavender striped oyster egg | 5 |
| #1458 | mafia aria | 5 |
| #186 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 14 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #729 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #2385 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #642 | orange glowstick | 3 |
| #299 | penguin skin | 288 |
| #2032 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1841 | red plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2720 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2217 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 3 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #264 | string of blue beads | 40 |
| #249 | string of green beads | 42 |
| #291 | string of red beads | 37 |
| #4495 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 8 |
| #4519 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 8 |
| #3023 | stuffed angry cow | 15 |
| #5334 | stuffed astral badger | 6 |
| #4323 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 9 |
| #3254 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 14 |
| #6338 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 4 |
| #2927 | stuffed hand turkey | 16 |
| #3771 | stuffed mind flayer | 11 |
| #4042 | stuffed scary death orb | 10 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #5785 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 5 |
| #4735 | stuffed snowy owl | 7 |
| #3591 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 12 |
| #3725 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 11 |
| #3378 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 13 |
| #1226 | support cummerbund | 2 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #1410 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #1145 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1151 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #791 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #1149 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #1346 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1309 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1135 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #764 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #963 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 3 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #1722 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 4 |
| #535 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 13 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Susie | 2 |
| #569 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 8 |
| #763 | tiny plastic The Man | 6 |
| #507 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 14 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #1113 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #602 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 12 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #1365 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1350 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #1353 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1320 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1336 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #1123 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #1333 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #1132 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #839 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 6 |
| #636 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 11 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #669 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 11 |
| #853 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 2 |
| #646 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 11 |
| #1208 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 15 |
| #965 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 8 |
| #892 | tiny plastic stab bat | 20 |
| #2017 | tiny plastic star starfish | 9 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #742 | tiny plastic taco cat | 10 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #569 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 4 |
| #298 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 21 |
| #1369 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 4 |
| #342 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 20 |
| #455 | tiny plastic warwelf | 15 |
| #576 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 12 |
| #365 | tiny plastic zmobie | 18 |
| #1905 | tofurkey gravy | 3 |
| #1886 | tofurkey leg | 3 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #1147 | wheel | 2 |
| #507 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2817 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #38 | yellow traffic cone | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |