| #1438 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #663 | 2-ball | 5 |
| #885 | 3-ball | 3 |
| #1113 | 4-ball | 2 |
| #879 | 5-ball | 3 |
| #1072 | 6-ball | 2 |
| #904 | 7-ball | 3 |
| #1011 | 8-ball | 12 |
| #854 | Cloaca grenade | 12 |
| #414 | Cloaca-Cola | 92 |
| #555 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 6 |
| #1061 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #999 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 2 |
| #498 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 4 |
| #995 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 2 |
| #372 | Dyspepsi grenade | 36 |
| #900 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 52 |
| #448 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 7 |
| #999 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #991 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 2 |
| #406 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 6 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #174 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 4 |
| #1962 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 2 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1652 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 4 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #654 | baseball | 3 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #2396 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 2 |
| #2436 | candy cane | 8 |
| #3108 | candy stake | 2 |
| #497 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 13 |
| #72 | chef-skull-in-the-box | 3 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #346 | delicious noodles | 3 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #1829 | fancy chocolate | 2 |
| #1946 | fruitcake | 5 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #830 | iron pasta spoon | 4 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1184 | kneecapping stick | 5 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #480 | lavender striped oyster egg | 5 |
| #1456 | mafia aria | 5 |
| #186 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 14 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #729 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1363 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1734 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1583 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #642 | orange glowstick | 3 |
| #299 | penguin skin | 288 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1842 | red plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2723 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2225 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 3 |
| #3658 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3648 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #264 | string of blue beads | 40 |
| #249 | string of green beads | 42 |
| #291 | string of red beads | 37 |
| #4505 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 8 |
| #4532 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 8 |
| #3033 | stuffed angry cow | 15 |
| #5352 | stuffed astral badger | 6 |
| #4330 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 9 |
| #3261 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 14 |
| #6348 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 4 |
| #2933 | stuffed hand turkey | 16 |
| #3777 | stuffed mind flayer | 11 |
| #4048 | stuffed scary death orb | 10 |
| #4802 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #5795 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 5 |
| #4741 | stuffed snowy owl | 7 |
| #3600 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 12 |
| #3734 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 11 |
| #3386 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 13 |
| #1225 | support cummerbund | 2 |
| #3990 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #1417 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3114 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #1155 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1161 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #3178 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3940 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #3080 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #796 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #1327 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #8193 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #1157 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2899 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1328 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3831 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3955 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3876 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #1358 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3883 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3912 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3896 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1318 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #3862 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1140 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #772 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #969 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 3 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #51 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #1727 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 4 |
| #538 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 13 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Susie | 2 |
| #569 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 8 |
| #764 | tiny plastic The Man | 6 |
| #509 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 14 |
| #2948 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #1121 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #602 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 12 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4023 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8212 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #1375 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #3943 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3980 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8251 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8129 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1358 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #3965 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #1362 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1367 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1354 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1328 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3955 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #1343 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1345 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #8095 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8221 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3179 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3912 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3937 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4498 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #1130 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8152 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8187 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8059 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3896 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8128 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1341 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #8069 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3892 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8201 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8103 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3839 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #1345 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #8112 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1338 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #3996 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #1137 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #841 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 6 |
| #638 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 11 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #672 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 11 |
| #859 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 2 |
| #647 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 11 |
| #1213 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 15 |
| #967 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 8 |
| #893 | tiny plastic stab bat | 20 |
| #2024 | tiny plastic star starfish | 9 |
| #4039 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #744 | tiny plastic taco cat | 10 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #573 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 4 |
| #297 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 21 |
| #1375 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 4 |
| #342 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 20 |
| #455 | tiny plastic warwelf | 15 |
| #577 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 12 |
| #365 | tiny plastic zmobie | 18 |
| #1903 | tofurkey gravy | 3 |
| #1885 | tofurkey leg | 3 |
| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1038 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #1147 | wheel | 2 |
| #509 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #1800 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2818 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1637 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #38 | yellow traffic cone | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |