| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #227 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #3880 | box of sunshine | 15 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #3286 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #2505 | heart necklace | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #637 | lavender candy heart | 12 |
| #268 | lavender candygram | 1 |
| 🥇 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 3,155 |
| 🥇 | lavender striped oyster egg | 2,567 |
| #779 | loaded serum blowgun | 5 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #497 | petrified time | 1 |
| #1278 | portable corkscrew | 2 |
| #27 | red balloon | 34 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |