| #1495 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #246 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 5 |
| #1670 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #1927 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 2 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #1052 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| #804 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 2 |
| #1106 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 1 |
| #76 | arrow'd heart balloon | 8 |
| #306 | aspirin | 3 |
| #1592 | ball | 2 |
| #962 | barbed-wire fence | 1 |
| #882 | blood flower | 5 |
| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #437 | bow | 1 |
| #3617 | candy cane | 3 |
| #775 | chewing gum on a string | 1 |
| #797 | clown shoes | 1 |
| #1852 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #374 | fairy gravy boat | 2 |
| #324 | filthy hippy poncho | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #268 | floral print shirt | 1 |
| #428 | frilly shirt | 1 |
| #427 | furry pants | 1 |
| #2535 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #3306 | gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #1169 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #1006 | green glowstick | 1 |
| #1070 | green pixel | 2 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #1025 | heavy D | 4 |
| #892 | hot katana blade | 2 |
| #866 | ice-cold six-pack | 3 |
| #378 | jug-o-magicalness | 3 |
| #1688 | kite | 2 |
| #1205 | little paper umbrella | 2 |
| #147 | loathing eagle baby-doll shirt | 1 |
| #1232 | loose teeth | 4 |
| #905 | meat paste | 2 |
| #1013 | meat vortex | 2 |
| #790 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #120 | miniature coffin | 1 |
| #311 | orange glowstick | 7 |
| #157 | oriole-feather headdress | 8 |
| #1761 | pail | 1 |
| #913 | patchouli incense stick | 1 |
| #1170 | phonics down | 1 |
| #1146 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 1 |
| #214 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 4 |
| #727 | pirate pelvis | 1 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #303 | plastic passion fruit | 5 |
| #866 | rag doll | 2 |
| #309 | rhinestone cowboy shirt | 1 |
| #665 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #884 | sabre teeth | 1 |
| #51 | sack of doorknobs | 3 |
| #1224 | skeleton bone | 4 |
| #788 | skewer | 1 |
| #146 | sleazy fairy gravy | 1 |
| #921 | smart skull | 2 |
| #1335 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 1 |
| #281 | soggy wofl t-shirt | 1 |
| #456 | spooky shrunken head | 14 |
| #24 | spooky staff | 54 |
| #288 | star shirt | 1 |
| #2481 | stuffed doppelshifter | 2 |
| #1224 | sunken chest | 1 |
| #719 | suntan lotion of moxiousness | 1 |
| #1586 | teddy bear | 2 |
| #508 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #651 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 15 |
| #608 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 16 |
| #134 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 17 |
| #122 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 19 |
| #568 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 16 |
| #1557 | top | 2 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1626 | turtle totem | 2 |
| #2355 | valuable trinket | 2 |
| #974 | white pixel | 2 |
| #853 | white sword | 1 |
| #2045 | yo-yo | 2 |