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| #758 | Cold Hots candy | 4 |
| #513 | Hell ramen | 2 |
| #1794 | Imp Ale | 2 |
| #1756 | Mad Train wine | 1 |
| #1711 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 15 |
| #1620 | Rock Pops | 18 |
| #554 | Senior Mints | 8 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #352 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 203 |
| #1994 | Yummy Tummy bean | 38 |
| #324 | a little sump'm sump'm | 8 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #7431 | badass belt | 1 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #784 | beertini | 1 |
| #420 | bloody beer | 20 |
| #211 | bloody mary | 10 |
| #256 | bottle of gin | 92 |
| #599 | bottle of rum | 59 |
| #398 | bottle of tequila | 56 |
| #303 | bottle of vodka | 69 |
| #383 | bottle of whiskey | 92 |
| #351 | boxed wine | 71 |
| #963 | brine | 10 |
| #247 | calle de miel | 6 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #588 | coconut shell | 35 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1457 | dill | 3 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #108 | dry martini | 8 |
| #247 | ducha de oro | 6 |
| #1475 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2834 | eggnog | 1 |
| #388 | extra-spicy bloody mary | 3 |
| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #179 | fermenting powder | 20 |
| #879 | fine wine | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #346 | fuzzbump | 6 |
| #1387 | ghost cucumber | 10 |
| #309 | giant needle | 150 |
| #3934 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #55 | goth kid t-shirt | 100 |
| #547 | grog | 1 |
| #242 | horizontal tango | 5 |
| #874 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 46 |
| #374 | ice-cold Willer | 120 |
| #660 | ice-cold fotie | 17 |
| #461 | ice-cold six-pack | 15 |
| #65 | iceberglet | 1 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #602 | little paper umbrella | 46 |
| #227 | lumbering jack | 1 |
| #604 | magical ice cubes | 30 |
| #263 | margarita | 6 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #238 | martini | 13 |
| #16 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 27 |
| #255 | monkey wrench | 6 |
| #265 | ocean motion | 6 |
| #121 | old-fashioned | 6 |
| #831 | oyster basket | 4 |
| #275 | papaya sling | 5 |
| #476 | papaya slung | 2 |
| #111 | penguin skin | 1,845 |
| #254 | perpendicular hula | 6 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #498 | petrified time | 1 |
| #1205 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
| #287 | pink pony | 8 |
| #1588 | pretty flower | 4 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #234 | rockin' wagon | 5 |
| #281 | roll in the hay | 6 |
| #496 | rum and cola | 2 |
| #99 | sangria | 12 |
| #239 | screwdriver | 8 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #177 | shot of grapefruit schnapps | 27 |
| #186 | shot of orange schnapps | 27 |
| #181 | shot of tomato schnapps | 29 |
| #284 | slap and tickle | 7 |
| #193 | slip 'n' slide | 9 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #328 | strawberry daiquiri | 8 |
| #237 | strawberry wine | 7 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #709 | ten-leaf clover | 8 |
| #225 | tequila sunrise | 6 |
| #279 | tequila with training wheels | 2 |
| #433 | thin black candle | 329 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #6213 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #6175 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #6227 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #483 | tomato daiquiri | 2 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #1179 | vinegar | 11 |
| #344 | vodka and cranberry | 5 |
| #254 | vodka martini | 5 |
| #355 | whiskey and cola | 5 |
| #221 | whiskey and soda | 4 |
| #300 | whiskey sour | 7 |
| #260 | white Canadian | 11 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |