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| #761 | Cold Hots candy | 4 |
| #512 | Hell ramen | 2 |
| #1796 | Imp Ale | 2 |
| #1758 | Mad Train wine | 1 |
| #1708 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 15 |
| #1618 | Rock Pops | 18 |
| #555 | Senior Mints | 8 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #352 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 203 |
| #1991 | Yummy Tummy bean | 38 |
| #324 | a little sump'm sump'm | 8 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #7429 | badass belt | 1 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #787 | beertini | 1 |
| #422 | bloody beer | 20 |
| #211 | bloody mary | 10 |
| #260 | bottle of gin | 92 |
| #601 | bottle of rum | 59 |
| #399 | bottle of tequila | 56 |
| #303 | bottle of vodka | 69 |
| #384 | bottle of whiskey | 92 |
| #352 | boxed wine | 71 |
| #963 | brine | 10 |
| #247 | calle de miel | 6 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #593 | coconut shell | 35 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1456 | dill | 3 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #108 | dry martini | 8 |
| #247 | ducha de oro | 6 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2833 | eggnog | 1 |
| #389 | extra-spicy bloody mary | 3 |
| #2521 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #185 | fermenting powder | 20 |
| #880 | fine wine | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #347 | fuzzbump | 6 |
| #1387 | ghost cucumber | 10 |
| #309 | giant needle | 150 |
| #3939 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #55 | goth kid t-shirt | 100 |
| #547 | grog | 1 |
| #242 | horizontal tango | 5 |
| #876 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 46 |
| #375 | ice-cold Willer | 120 |
| #662 | ice-cold fotie | 17 |
| #464 | ice-cold six-pack | 15 |
| #64 | iceberglet | 1 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #609 | little paper umbrella | 46 |
| #230 | lumbering jack | 1 |
| #609 | magical ice cubes | 30 |
| #264 | margarita | 6 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #238 | martini | 13 |
| #16 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 27 |
| #257 | monkey wrench | 6 |
| #266 | ocean motion | 6 |
| #123 | old-fashioned | 6 |
| #832 | oyster basket | 4 |
| #277 | papaya sling | 5 |
| #477 | papaya slung | 2 |
| #111 | penguin skin | 1,845 |
| #255 | perpendicular hula | 6 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #495 | petrified time | 1 |
| #1207 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
| #287 | pink pony | 8 |
| #1593 | pretty flower | 4 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #235 | rockin' wagon | 5 |
| #282 | roll in the hay | 6 |
| #501 | rum and cola | 2 |
| #101 | sangria | 12 |
| #239 | screwdriver | 8 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #179 | shot of grapefruit schnapps | 27 |
| #187 | shot of orange schnapps | 27 |
| #181 | shot of tomato schnapps | 29 |
| #283 | slap and tickle | 7 |
| #194 | slip 'n' slide | 9 |
| #1347 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #328 | strawberry daiquiri | 8 |
| #238 | strawberry wine | 7 |
| #3202 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #712 | ten-leaf clover | 8 |
| #225 | tequila sunrise | 6 |
| #279 | tequila with training wheels | 2 |
| #435 | thin black candle | 329 |
| #3987 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #6227 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #6188 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #6232 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #6170 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #485 | tomato daiquiri | 2 |
| #2069 | top | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #1179 | vinegar | 11 |
| #344 | vodka and cranberry | 5 |
| #255 | vodka martini | 5 |
| #357 | whiskey and cola | 5 |
| #222 | whiskey and soda | 4 |
| #299 | whiskey sour | 7 |
| #262 | white Canadian | 11 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |