| #1221 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used) | 1 |
| #43 | Crimbow Rainbo | 1 |
| #113 | Crimbuccaneer captain's purse | 1 |
| #104 | Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint) | 1 |
| #174 | Crimbuccaneer flotsam | 2 |
| #77 | Crimbuccaneer invasion map | 1 |
| #133 | Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail | 1 |
| #69 | Crimbuccaneer nose ring | 1 |
| #262 | Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 | 2 |
| #139 | Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso | 1 |
| #127 | Crimbuccaneer whale oil | 1 |
| #144 | Elf Army machine parts | 1 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used) | 1 |
| #92 | Elf Guard MPC | 2,981 |
| #84 | Elf Guard commandeering gloves | 1 |
| #106 | Elf Guard eyedrops | 1 |
| #82 | Elf Guard insignia (private) | 1 |
| #93 | Elf Guard mouthknife | 1 |
| #96 | Elf Guard officer's sidearm | 1 |
| #105 | Elf Guard payroll bag | 1 |
| #54 | Elf Guard red and white beret | 1 |
| #82 | Elf Guard safety bear | 1 |
| #47 | Elf Guard squirtgun | 1 |
| #80 | Elf Guard strategic map | 1 |
| #134 | Elf Guard tinsel grenade | 1 |
| #106 | Jamaican coffee | 1 |
| #79 | Kelflar vest | 1 |
| #61 | LOLmec statuette | 1 |
| #155 | Mt. Noob Pale Ale | 1 |
| #48 | My First Paycheck envelope | 1 |
| 🥈 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used) | 1 |
| #1461 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #7 | Spelunker of Fortune (used) | 1 |
| #57 | Swedish coffee | 1 |
| #68 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used) | 1 |
| #15 | Thwaitgold Illinigina illinoiensis model | 3 |
| #27 | Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette | 9 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #32 | Thwaitgold fairyfly statue | 18 |
| #87 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #306 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #51 | Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette | 11 |
| #12 | Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette | 10 |
| #1139 | adorable seal larva | 2 |
| #1321 | baby killer bee | 3 |
| #72 | barnacle-encrusted sweater | 1 |
| #705 | barrrnacle | 19 |
| 🥇 | book of facts (dog-eared) | 1 |
| #1066 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #188 | bowl of oriole's nest soup | 1 |
| #74 | candied lime | 1 |
| #91 | cannonbomb | 1 |
| #47 | canteen of eggnog | 1 |
| #49 | chest of "pirate gold" | 1 |
| #402 | collection of tiny spooky objects | 1 |
| #93 | flask of egggrog | 1 |
| #801 | friendly cheez blob | 3 |
| #74 | fruit-stuffed rumcake | 1 |
| #118 | gingerbread nylons | 1 |
| #90 | gingerbread pirate | 1 |
| #94 | grog nuts | 1 |
| #1673 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #94 | hot wine | 1 |
| #59 | massive wrench | 1 |
| #105 | military-grade peppermint oil | 1 |
| #53 | mulled wine | 1 |
| #108 | officer's nog | 1 |
| #88 | old-school pirate grog | 1 |
| #80 | peppermint bomb | 1 |
| #111 | peppermint tack | 1 |
| #89 | prank Crimbo card | 1 |
| #1723 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #100 | red and white claret | 1 |
| #29 | red white and blue claret | 1 |
| #41 | replica Elf Guard medal | 1 |
| #108 | rum-soaked fruitcake | 1 |
| #75 | sawed-off blunderbuss | 1 |
| #51 | sequin-encrusted sweater | 1 |
| #172 | sleeping wereturtle | 5 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #997 | stray chihuahua | 2 |
| #89 | stuffed kraken | 1 |
| #108 | sugarplum ration | 1 |
| #103 | sundae ration | 1 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Abuela's cottage | 1 |
| #19 | tiny plastic Armory | 1 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Bar | 1 |
| #15 | tiny plastic Cafe | 1 |
| #15 | tiny plastic Factory | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic caboose | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic coal car | 1 |
| #35 | tiny plastic dining car | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic locomotive | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic passenger car | 1 |
| #70 | trick coin | 1 |
| #959 | untamable turtle | 2 |
| #860 | unusual disco ball | 3 |
| #45 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #46 | wet tack | 1 |
| #58 | whalecake | 1 |
| #112 | whalesteak | 1 |
| #48 | white elephant gift | 1 |
| #35 | yule grog | 1 |