| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| #1229 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #1742 | Breathetasticâ„¢ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #38 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #63 | Caveman Dan's favorite rock | 1 |
| #114 | Clara's bell | 1 |
| 🥉 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used) | 1 |
| #19 | Cold Stone of Hatred | 1 |
| #47 | Crimbow Rainbo | 1 |
| #129 | Crimbuccaneer captain's purse | 1 |
| #110 | Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint) | 1 |
| #200 | Crimbuccaneer flotsam | 2 |
| #84 | Crimbuccaneer invasion map | 1 |
| #144 | Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail | 1 |
| #73 | Crimbuccaneer nose ring | 1 |
| #321 | Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 | 2 |
| #154 | Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbuccaneer war standard | 1 |
| #139 | Crimbuccaneer whale oil | 1 |
| #192 | Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate | 1 |
| #89 | El Vibrato restraints | 1 |
| #165 | Elf Army machine parts | 1 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used) | 1 |
| #107 | Elf Guard MPC | 2,981 |
| #93 | Elf Guard commandeering gloves | 1 |
| #117 | Elf Guard eyedrops | 1 |
| #90 | Elf Guard insignia (private) | 1 |
| #101 | Elf Guard mouthknife | 1 |
| #108 | Elf Guard officer's sidearm | 1 |
| #123 | Elf Guard payroll bag | 1 |
| #58 | Elf Guard red and white beret | 1 |
| #87 | Elf Guard safety bear | 1 |
| #55 | Elf Guard squirtgun | 1 |
| #85 | Elf Guard strategic map | 1 |
| #152 | Elf Guard tinsel grenade | 1 |
| 🥇 | Elf Guard war standard | 1 |
| #15 | Fuzzy Slippers of Hatred | 1 |
| #12 | Girdle of Hatred | 1 |
| #114 | Jamaican coffee | 1 |
| #88 | Kelflar vest | 1 |
| #62 | LOLmec statuette | 1 |
| #17 | Lens of Hatred | 1 |
| #156 | Mt. Noob Pale Ale | 1 |
| #53 | My First Paycheck envelope | 1 |
| #16 | Pantaloons of Hatred | 1 |
| 🥉 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used) | 1 |
| #34 | Red Roger's red left foot | 1 |
| #39 | Red Roger's red left hand | 1 |
| #32 | Red Roger's red right foot | 1 |
| #42 | Red Roger's red right hand | 1 |
| #126 | Red Roger's reliquary | 1 |
| #1463 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #7 | Spelunker of Fortune (used) | 1 |
| #21 | Staff of Simmering Hatred | 1 |
| #62 | Swedish coffee | 1 |
| #65 | TRIO cup of beer | 1 |
| #71 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #22 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #91 | The Emperor's dry cleaning | 1 |
| #4 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used) | 1 |
| #49 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #35 | Thwaitgold Illinigina illinoiensis model | 3 |
| #31 | Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette | 9 |
| #1055 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 2 |
| #1016 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #38 | Thwaitgold fairyfly statue | 18 |
| #1947 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #100 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #320 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #626 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #64 | Thwaitgold shield bug statuette | 2 |
| #73 | Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette | 11 |
| #19 | Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette | 10 |
| #1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #23 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #25 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #866 | adorable seal larva | 3 |
| #1328 | baby killer bee | 3 |
| #75 | barnacle-encrusted sweater | 1 |
| #709 | barrrnacle | 19 |
| 🥇 | book of facts (dog-eared) | 1 |
| #1073 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #193 | bowl of oriole's nest soup | 1 |
| #87 | buffalo dime | 1 |
| #82 | candied lime | 1 |
| #101 | cannonbomb | 1 |
| #54 | canteen of eggnog | 1 |
| #56 | chest of "pirate gold" | 1 |
| #404 | collection of tiny spooky objects | 1 |
| #883 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #572 | fancy seashell necklace | 1 |
| #100 | flask of egggrog | 1 |
| #810 | friendly cheez blob | 3 |
| #81 | fruit-stuffed rumcake | 1 |
| #136 | gingerbread nylons | 1 |
| #98 | gingerbread pirate | 1 |
| #99 | grog nuts | 1 |
| #1679 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #102 | hot wine | 1 |
| #11 | makeshift sixgun | 1 |
| #65 | massive wrench | 1 |
| #115 | military-grade peppermint oil | 1 |
| #60 | mulled wine | 1 |
| #116 | officer's nog | 1 |
| #93 | old-school pirate grog | 1 |
| #88 | party beer bomb | 1 |
| #66 | party platter for one | 1 |
| #85 | peppermint bomb | 1 |
| #118 | peppermint tack | 1 |
| #100 | prank Crimbo card | 1 |
| #1732 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #105 | red and white claret | 1 |
| #31 | red white and blue claret | 1 |
| #44 | replica Elf Guard medal | 1 |
| #20 | rinky-dink sixgun | 1 |
| #117 | rum-soaked fruitcake | 1 |
| #80 | sawed-off blunderbuss | 1 |
| #52 | sequin-encrusted sweater | 1 |
| #90 | silver cow skull | 1 |
| #177 | sleeping wereturtle | 5 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #1007 | stray chihuahua | 2 |
| #99 | stuffed kraken | 1 |
| #118 | sugarplum ration | 1 |
| #112 | sundae ration | 1 |
| #76 | sweet party mix | 1 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Abuela's cottage | 1 |
| #21 | tiny plastic Armory | 1 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Bar | 1 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Cafe | 1 |
| #20 | tiny plastic Factory | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic caboose | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic coal car | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic dining car | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic locomotive | 1 |
| #41 | tiny plastic passenger car | 1 |
| #74 | trick coin | 1 |
| #972 | untamable turtle | 2 |
| #872 | unusual disco ball | 3 |
| #44 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #50 | wet tack | 1 |
| #63 | whalecake | 1 |
| #117 | whalesteak | 1 |
| #49 | white elephant gift | 1 |
| #37 | yule grog | 1 |