| #932 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #532 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 1 |
| #290 | El Vibrato power sphere | 3 |
| #104 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 85 |
| #587 | Mad Train wine | 130 |
| #208 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| #1400 | Valentine | 8 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #2948 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 2 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #415 | astronaut ice-cream | 1 |
| #355 | ballroom blintz | 7 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1065 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1654 | blood flower | 1 |
| #877 | blue snowcone | 1 |
| #1073 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #6714 | box of sunshine | 2 |
| #3284 | candy cane | 4 |
| #1783 | candy stake | 4 |
| #1059 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 5 |
| #939 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #595 | cocoa eggshell fragment | 50 |
| #748 | cool mushroom | 1 |
| #509 | divine blowout | 2 |
| #456 | divine can of silly string | 4 |
| #523 | divine champagne flute | 2 |
| #330 | divine champagne popper | 7 |
| #478 | divine cracker | 1 |
| #503 | divine noisemaker | 2 |
| #1607 | dollhive | 1 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #283 | eye of newt | 41 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #1830 | fancy chocolate | 2 |
| #345 | flute of flat champagne | 19 |
| #2871 | fruitcake | 2 |
| #2296 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #2822 | gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #1745 | gingerbread horror | 4 |
| #3472 | grue egg | 4 |
| #5199 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #301 | hors d'oeuvre tray | 3 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #861 | orange snowcone | 1 |
| #16 | penguinskin mini-kilt | 14 |
| #17 | penguinskin mini-skirt | 18 |
| #601 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #227 | salamander spleen | 55 |
| #305 | squashed frog | 46 |
| #943 | stick of "gum" | 1 |
| #1715 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #940 | super-spiky hair gel | 15 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1080 | tiny house | 40 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2001 | toast | 100 |
| #926 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #702 | toy soldier | 2 |
| #260 | worn tophat | 6 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |