| #31 | Azurite | 111 |
| #42 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail | 2 |
| #87 | Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack | 1 |
| #49 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts | 2 |
| #91 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion | 1 |
| #42 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping | 2 |
| #105 | Elf Guard honor present | 1 |
| #39 | Elf Guard insignia (general) | 3 |
| #31 | Eye Agate | 111 |
| #95 | Gratitude chocolate (bourbon-filled) | 1 |
| #314 | Inner Truth | 1 |
| #32 | Lapis Lazuli | 111 |
| #144 | Lobster qua Grill | 1 |
| #72 | Moon Pie | 1 |
| #48 | My First Paycheck envelope | 1 |
| #101 | New Age healing crystal | 1 |
| #58 | New Age hurting crystal | 1 |
| #14 | Non-Euclidean Finance | 1 |
| #2357 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 1 |
| 🥇 | Party Tattoo™ gift certificate | 1 |
| #34 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit | 3 |
| #233 | Thwaitgold fairyfly statue | 1 |
| #161 | Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette | 1 |
| #432 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 1 |
| #365 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 2 |
| #887 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 3 |
| #752 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 1 |
| #951 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 1 |
| #9 | Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette | 24 |
| #694 | Tuesday's ruby | 1 |
| #76 | Vial of jus de larmes | 2 |
| #88 | Wrecked Generator | 1 |
| #49 | Xiblaxian crystal | 1 |
| #265 | ancient poisoned dart | 1 |
| #2609 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #2445 | baconstone | 1 |
| #67 | beautiful soup | 2 |
| #2388 | box of sunshine | 47 |
| #75 | chlorine crystal | 1 |
| #141 | corned beet | 1 |
| #126 | cubic zirconia | 1 |
| #54 | delicious star salad | 2 |
| #502 | effluvious emerald | 1 |
| #83 | eggman noodles | 2 |
| #93 | flask of egggrog | 1 |
| #59 | ghost bit | 1 |
| #1921 | ghost cucumber | 1 |
| #92 | ghost pepper | 1 |
| #44 | ghostly ectoplasm | 1 |
| #383 | glacial sapphire | 1 |
| #41 | glowing New Age crystal | 1 |
| #2398 | hamethyst | 1 |
| 🥇 | hardening cream | 6,969 |
| #563 | lump of diamond | 1 |
| #335 | lunar isotope | 1 |
| #397 | magical ice cubes | 99 |
| #272 | massive gemstone | 1 |
| #95 | missing wine | 2 |
| #38 | perfect ice cube | 99 |
| #110 | pet anchor | 1 |
| #134 | pickled bread | 1 |
| #41 | pirate encryption key alpha | 1 |
| #40 | pirate encryption key bravo | 1 |
| #45 | pirate encryption key charlie | 1 |
| #39 | pirate encryption key delta | 1 |
| #17 | polished moon-amber | 1 |
| #92 | priceless diamond | 1 |
| #53 | punching mirror | 1 |
| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #140 | salted mutton | 1 |
| #1701 | sandwich of the gods | 2 |
| #125 | sea salt crystal | 1 |
| #150 | solid gold jewel | 1 |
| #33 | spectral jelly | 4 |
| #1077 | spectral pickle | 3 |
| #482 | steamy ruby | 1 |
| #1395 | stone of eXtreme power | 1 |
| #917 | strawberyl | 1 |
| #103 | sundae ration | 1 |
| #401 | tawdry amethyst | 1 |
| #14 | twinkly powder | 5,064 |
| #416 | unearthly onyx | 1 |
| #31 | velvet choker | 3 |
| #59 | walrus ice cream | 3 |
| #104 | whale cerebrospinal fluid | 1 |
| #613 | witch hat | 1 |
| #296 | yellow snowcone | 111 |