| #1323 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #4297 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #312 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #1731 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1495 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #903 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #2887 | Crown of the Goblin King | 4 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1139 | Dolphin King's crown | 3 |
| #738 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 4 |
| #1670 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2052 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #680 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #246 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 1 |
| #292 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #227 | Woldo trading card | 1 |
| #1652 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 4 |
| #682 | annoying pitchfork | 3 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #2450 | baconstone | 1 |
| #6540 | badass belt | 2 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1653 | blood flower | 1 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #176 | blue-frosted astral cupcake | 8 |
| #153 | broken cellular phone | 40 |
| #4136 | candy cane | 2 |
| #2397 | candy stake | 3 |
| #804 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 8 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #3274 | club necklace | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #3267 | easter egg balloon | 4 |
| #74 | exactly-three-shaped box | 1 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #1832 | fancy chocolate | 2 |
| #2296 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #1452 | giant discarded plastic fork | 4 |
| #2821 | gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #2303 | gingerbread horror | 3 |
| #1495 | gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #155 | gnauga hide buckler | 1 |
| #149 | gnauga hide chaps | 1 |
| #203 | gnauga hide whip | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #919 | green beer | 10 |
| #157 | green-frosted astral cupcake | 9 |
| #3471 | grue egg | 4 |
| #3382 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #1455 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #70 | homeopathic healing powder | 4 |
| #80 | ice stein | 5 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #179 | less-than-three-shaped box | 1 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1846 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #690 | mugcake | 1 |
| #292 | munchies pill | 1 |
| #1363 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1734 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1583 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #470 | oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #411 | orange-frosted astral cupcake | 2 |
| #1889 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1212 | pail | 4 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #288 | pink-frosted astral cupcake | 3 |
| #1499 | pixellated candy heart | 3 |
| #2213 | porquoise | 1 |
| #812 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #263 | purple-frosted astral cupcake | 5 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #3658 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3649 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| #2009 | shiny ring | 5 |
| #938 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #3319 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #560 | spooky bicycle chain | 4 |
| #570 | spooky cosmetics bag | 4 |
| #1948 | spooky eggnog | 3 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1586 | string of blue beads | 5 |
| #1605 | string of green beads | 5 |
| #1584 | string of red beads | 5 |
| #8936 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #7826 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 2 |
| #6982 | stuffed angry cow | 3 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #5653 | stuffed cocoabo | 5 |
| #1578 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #952 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #6333 | stuffed hand turkey | 4 |
| #6293 | stuffed mind flayer | 4 |
| #8804 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #6346 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 4 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #322 | tasket | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #265 | tisket | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #600 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #392 | tulip | 1 |
| #728 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #903 | white balloon | 1 |
| #1800 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2818 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1637 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #38 | yellow traffic cone | 1 |