| #1322 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #4299 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #311 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #1728 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #2881 | Crown of the Goblin King | 4 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1141 | Dolphin King's crown | 3 |
| #737 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 4 |
| #1665 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2054 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #678 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #245 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 1 |
| #291 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #226 | Woldo trading card | 1 |
| #1654 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 4 |
| #681 | annoying pitchfork | 3 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #2445 | baconstone | 1 |
| #6543 | badass belt | 2 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2109 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1650 | blood flower | 1 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2409 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2375 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2622 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #177 | blue-frosted astral cupcake | 8 |
| #153 | broken cellular phone | 40 |
| #4135 | candy cane | 2 |
| #2396 | candy stake | 3 |
| #805 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 8 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #3268 | easter egg balloon | 4 |
| #74 | exactly-three-shaped box | 1 |
| #1291 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #1830 | fancy chocolate | 2 |
| #2294 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #1454 | giant discarded plastic fork | 4 |
| #2821 | gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #2301 | gingerbread horror | 3 |
| #1493 | gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #153 | gnauga hide buckler | 1 |
| #148 | gnauga hide chaps | 1 |
| #202 | gnauga hide whip | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #919 | green beer | 10 |
| #157 | green-frosted astral cupcake | 9 |
| #3467 | grue egg | 4 |
| #3379 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #71 | homeopathic healing powder | 4 |
| #81 | ice stein | 5 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #180 | less-than-three-shaped box | 1 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2385 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #689 | mugcake | 1 |
| #292 | munchies pill | 1 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2533 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #471 | oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #412 | orange-frosted astral cupcake | 2 |
| #1886 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1209 | pail | 4 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #289 | pink-frosted astral cupcake | 3 |
| #1499 | pixellated candy heart | 3 |
| #2212 | porquoise | 1 |
| #811 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #2032 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #264 | purple-frosted astral cupcake | 5 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2538 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| #2007 | shiny ring | 5 |
| #939 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #558 | spooky bicycle chain | 4 |
| #569 | spooky cosmetics bag | 4 |
| #1947 | spooky eggnog | 3 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1586 | string of blue beads | 5 |
| #1605 | string of green beads | 5 |
| #1585 | string of red beads | 5 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #7813 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 2 |
| #6967 | stuffed angry cow | 3 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #5637 | stuffed cocoabo | 5 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #6322 | stuffed hand turkey | 4 |
| #6283 | stuffed mind flayer | 4 |
| #8794 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #6336 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 4 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #321 | tasket | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #263 | tisket | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #392 | tulip | 1 |
| #727 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #902 | white balloon | 1 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2817 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #38 | yellow traffic cone | 1 |