| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #2353 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 4 |
| #1256 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #799 | Bonerdagon necklace | 13 |
| #1673 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #694 | Boss Bat britches | 21 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #354 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 2 |
| #1557 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #89 | Comma Chameleon egg | 1 |
| #1166 | Crown of the Goblin King | 20 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #332 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 2 |
| #1600 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #86 | Great Ball of Frozen Fire | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #227 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
| #892 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 2 |
| #233 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 1 |
| #204 | Roo trading card | 1 |
| #217 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 1 |
| #352 | baconstone bracelet | 1 |
| #1554 | badass belt | 35 |
| #687 | bag of airline peanuts | 41 |
| #5529 | box of sunshine | 5 |
| #1303 | brick | 17 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #545 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #717 | clown hammer | 35 |
| #2494 | club necklace | 2 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1059 | defective skull | 9 |
| #2467 | diamond necklace | 2 |
| #4232 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #652 | enchanted toothpick | 1 |
| #887 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 7 |
| #731 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 35 |
| #847 | fake fake vomit | 31 |
| #847 | fake hand | 24 |
| #2296 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #638 | goth kid t-shirt | 4 |
| #183 | grouchy restless spirit | 147 |
| #1997 | heart necklace | 3 |
| #14 | ice sickle | 2 |
| #832 | jazz soap | 29 |
| #85 | jewel-eyed wizard hat | 1 |
| #910 | joybuzzer | 25 |
| #743 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 36 |
| #915 | mushroom fermenting solution | 6 |
| #235 | old coin purse | 43 |
| #215 | old leather wallet | 42 |
| #1559 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #1016 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 13 |
| #885 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 27 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #82 | pilgrim shield | 1 |
| #100 | porquoise bracelet | 3 |
| #309 | radium-flavored potato chips | 168 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3637 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2225 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 3 |
| #2766 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 2 |
| #3648 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #889 | rubber emo roe | 30 |
| #2494 | spade necklace | 2 |
| #1398 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #1367 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2244 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2140 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #1325 | stainless steel solitaire | 2 |
| #1344 | stainless steel suspenders | 2 |
| #443 | stick of "gum" | 4 |
| #7820 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 2 |
| #4247 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 9 |
| #4525 | stuffed angry cow | 8 |
| #4282 | stuffed astral badger | 9 |
| #5285 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 6 |
| #5191 | stuffed cocoabo | 6 |
| #3201 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #4307 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 9 |
| #4055 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 10 |
| #4903 | stuffed hand turkey | 7 |
| #6293 | stuffed mind flayer | 4 |
| #3807 | stuffed scary death orb | 11 |
| #4602 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 8 |
| #4742 | stuffed snowy owl | 7 |
| #5812 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 5 |
| #3358 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 13 |
| #7018 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #127 | tiny plastic sword | 1 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #966 | whoopie cushion | 25 |
| #1059 | wind-up chattering teeth | 21 |
| #945 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 5 |
| #1091 | yellow snowcone | 21 |
| #124 | yuletide troll chrysalis | 1 |
| #1201 | zombie pineal gland | 3 |