| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #771 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 6 |
| #10 | Unionize The Elves sign | 2 |
| #126 | archaeologing shovel | 1 |
| #111 | aspirin | 7 |
| #144 | awful poetry journal | 1,337 |
| #509 | baggie of powdered sugar | 30 |
| #1009 | ball | 5 |
| #155 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 6 |
| #1650 | blood flower | 1 |
| #438 | bow | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #19 | diamond-studded cane | 1,337 |
| #771 | doll house | 5 |
| #426 | duck-on-a-string | 5 |
| #606 | empty blowgun | 2 |
| #787 | fancy chocolate | 4 |
| #1547 | googly eye | 5 |
| #1114 | kite | 5 |
| #1275 | length of string | 5 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #565 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #331 | marionette | 5 |
| #1236 | pet rock | 5 |
| #275 | petrified time | 2 |
| 🥇 | pirate hook | 1 |
| #751 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #1278 | portable corkscrew | 2 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #433 | rag doll | 5 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #693 | sleeping snowy owl | 3 |
| #477 | sock monkey | 5 |
| #568 | stainless steel scarf | 6 |
| #536 | stainless steel shillelagh | 8 |
| #556 | stainless steel skullcap | 6 |
| #455 | stainless steel slacks | 8 |
| #392 | stainless steel suspenders | 10 |
| #1538 | stuffed doppelshifter | 5 |
| #1401 | stuffing | 5 |
| #1003 | teddy bear | 5 |
| #2452 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 3 |
| #2306 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 3 |
| #1224 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 3 |
| #1282 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 3 |
| #900 | top | 5 |
| #333 | toy soldier | 5 |
| #417 | toy train | 5 |
| #1198 | toy wheel | 5 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #105 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 8 |
| #150 | waterlogged crate | 1 |
| #528 | wooden block | 5 |
| #79 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 8 |
| #1656 | yo-yo | 5 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |