Yer Mom

RankItemQuantity
#1488Cloaca-Cola fatigues1
#1419Cloaca-Cola helmet1
#1429Cloaca-Cola shield1
#1406Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues1
#1417Dyspepsi-Cola helmet1
#1376Dyspepsi-Cola shield1
#2244Mob Penguin cellular phone1
#1452St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket1
#538arrow'd heart balloon1
#643asshat1
#1591ball2
#475big rock1
#931black paisley oyster egg5
#2110black plastic oyster egg1
#663black polka-dot oyster egg7
#833black striped oyster egg6
#1773blue paisley oyster egg2
#1291blue plastic oyster egg3
#615blue polka-dot oyster egg7
#1113blue striped oyster egg4
#2975can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce1
#1674candied yams4
#4784candy cane1
#1823cheap plastic bottle opener1
#154clockwork trench coat1
#648daisy2
#375denim axe1
#1520dill2
#5138easter egg balloon1
#1985fake fake vomit1
#1018fat stacks of cash3
#434felt20
#3220fuzzy dice2
#1387ghost cucumber10
#896googly eye13
#4476grue egg2
#571harem girl t-shirt1
#124heart of rock and roll1
#1743herbal stuffing3
#1258kite4
#643lavender plastic oyster egg6
#282lavender polka-dot oyster egg10
#1766lavender striped oyster egg1
#380length of string32
#1942loaded serum blowgun1
#686marionette2
#576mauve paisley oyster egg5
#1551mauve plastic oyster egg2
#1123off-white plastic oyster egg4
#1890oyster basket1
#822portable corkscrew8
#812potted cactus1
#414pretty bouquet3
#712puce plastic oyster egg5
#1564puce polka-dot oyster egg2
#1303rag doll1
#851red paisley oyster egg4
#1842red plastic oyster egg2
#1079red striped oyster egg2
#1348sock monkey1
#70spaghetti with rock-balls1
#1479spooky hockey mask1
#273stone banjo1
#1586string of blue beads5
#1226string of green beads9
#1838string of red beads3
#1466stuffed can of asparagus1
#905stuffed dodecapede2
#1600stuffing4
#41time helmet1
#42time trousers1
#8191tiny plastic Cheshire bat1
#4310tiny plastic Crimbo elf1
#4543tiny plastic accordion thief1
#8211tiny plastic angry goat1
#8249tiny plastic baby gravy fairy1
#8127tiny plastic barrrnacle1
#4480tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar1
#8174tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball1
#8094tiny plastic cocoabo1
#8220tiny plastic coffee pixie1
#4497tiny plastic disco bandit1
#8151tiny plastic fuzzy dice1
#8186tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick1
#8092tiny plastic ghuol whelp1
#8058tiny plastic grue1
#4598tiny plastic hermit1
#8127tiny plastic howling balloon monkey1
#8068tiny plastic killer bee1
#8200tiny plastic leprechaun1
#8101tiny plastic levitating potato1
#8111tiny plastic mosquito1
#8099tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime1
#4467tiny plastic sauceror1
#4450tiny plastic seal clubber1
#8224tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton1
#8159tiny plastic stab bat1
#8136tiny plastic star starfish1
#4037tiny plastic sweet nutcracker1
#4481tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#1239tofurkey gravy6
#1390tofurkey leg5
#1064top4
#469toy wheel20
#586wang1
#903white balloon1
#1933whoopie cushion1
#233wooden block13
#2051yellow plastic oyster egg2

Wow, that's 326 items total!

what items are this player missing?