| #441 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 2 |
| #325 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 3 |
| #746 | BGE merchandise order form | 3 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #454 | BGE temporary tattoo | 2 |
| #62 | Barney's rake | 5 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #14 | Elvish delight | 111 |
| #758 | Heimandatz's heart | 2 |
| #1208 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 1 |
| #35 | Knoll shroomkabob | 72 |
| #2245 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #477 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 2 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #1006 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #23 | atomic vector plotter | 165 |
| #68 | baggie of powdered sugar | 522 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #1063 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #105 | bilge wine | 362 |
| #24 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 163 |
| #21 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 24 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #192 | broken skull | 129 |
| #143 | brown crock marble | 3 |
| #546 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #145 | can-you-dig-it? | 1 |
| #70 | carob chunk cookies | 80 |
| #42 | carob chunk noodles | 71 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #11 | chitinous pod | 16 |
| #203 | chocolate cigar | 9 |
| #39 | chorizo brownies | 79 |
| #100 | chorizo taco | 68 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #85 | fish-liver oil | 377 |
| #1453 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #52 | ghuol egg quiche | 57 |
| #10 | glob of Blank-Out | 8 |
| #36 | green peawee marble | 32 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| 🥇 | homeopathic healing powder | 341 |
| #1604 | iGoogly | 1 |
| #550 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 2 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #69 | lihc eye pie | 73 |
| #72 | lint | 100 |
| #13 | lucky lighter | 49 |
| #286 | magical pony: Pearjack | 5 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #92 | meat from yesterday | 32 |
| #25 | mummy costume | 270 |
| #30 | orange traffic cone | 1 |
| #86 | pair of ragged claws | 4 |
| #67 | pair of twitching claws | 1 |
| #48 | papaya taco | 64 |
| #6 | parasitic claw | 22 |
| 🥇 | parasitic tentacles | 34 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #220 | poutine | 29 |
| #1511 | pulsing flesh | 1 |
| #9 | pumpkinhead mask | 890 |
| #614 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| 🥇 | rainbow pearl | 2 |
| #38 | rat appendix kabob | 62 |
| #587 | rigid carapace | 8 |
| #478 | shimmering tendrils | 1 |
| #62 | smoldering box | 2 |
| #1347 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #41 | sorority girl's box | 1 |
| #13 | spooky bark | 1,036 |
| #18 | spooky sap | 559 |
| #120 | stainless steel scarf | 18 |
| #195 | stainless steel shillelagh | 15 |
| #196 | stainless steel skullcap | 12 |
| #197 | stainless steel slacks | 13 |
| #150 | stainless steel solitaire | 13 |
| #40 | stainless steel suspenders | 38 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2260 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #2246 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #3202 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #98 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 78 |
| #1153 | synthetic stuffing | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #1434 | theoretical string | 1 |
| #51 | tiny bindle | 1 |
| #31 | tofu casserole | 78 |
| #2069 | top | 1 |
| #1591 | toy hoverpad | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1104 | twitching claw | 4 |
| #140 | unstable DNA | 363 |
| #84 | vinegar-soaked lemon slice | 373 |
| #106 | white chocolate chip cookies | 61 |
| #25 | wolfman mask | 260 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |