| 🥇 | Franken Stein | 1 |
| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #879 | Ancient Saucehelm | 3 |
| #535 | Angelhair Culottes | 2 |
| #533 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 2 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #446 | Chroner | 13 |
| #740 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #695 | Colander of Em-er'il | 4 |
| #1481 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #18 | Crimbo training manual | 1 |
| #273 | Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 | 3 |
| 🥇 | Crimbuccaneer war standard | 1 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #1467 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #251 | Elf Guard MPC | 31 |
| 🥇 | Elf Guard war standard | 1 |
| #725 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #121 | Holiday Fun! | 1 |
| #465 | Instant Karma | 12 |
| #725 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #1019 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 25 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #292 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| 🥈 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used) | 1 |
| #842 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 4 |
| #219 | Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip | 1 |
| #65 | The Superconductor's CPU | 1 |
| #1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #1413 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #1737 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #1945 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #2345 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1264 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 1 |
| 🥇 | Time Bandit Badge of Courage | 1 |
| #915 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #858 | adorable seal larva | 3 |
| #152 | ancient oil painting of yourself | 1 |
| #2604 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #50 | asteroid belt | 1 |
| #5940 | badass belt | 3 |
| #73 | batskin belt | 22 |
| #439 | blue class ring | 5 |
| #1832 | bottle of goofballs | 12 |
| #4834 | box of sunshine | 8 |
| #704 | bunny liver | 3 |
| #11 | ceramic celery grater | 1 |
| #12 | ceramic celsiturometer | 1 |
| #12 | ceramic cenobite's robe | 1 |
| #11 | ceramic centurion shield | 1 |
| #10 | ceramic cerecloth belt | 1 |
| #13 | ceramic cestus | 1 |
| #253 | corned-beef Reuben | 3 |
| #1001 | duct tape | 21 |
| #1302 | empty agua de vida bottle | 1 |
| #270 | fat loot token | 8 |
| #2035 | filthy lucre | 1 |
| #9 | flagstone fez | 1 |
| #6 | flagstone flag | 1 |
| #6 | flagstone flail | 1 |
| #5 | flagstone fleece | 1 |
| #7 | flagstone flip-flops | 1 |
| #6 | flagstone fringe | 1 |
| #1032 | friendly cheez blob | 2 |
| #1492 | ghost cucumber | 7 |
| #149 | killing jar | 2 |
| #767 | macaroni duck | 3 |
| #372 | marshmallow | 50 |
| #44 | meteorb | 1 |
| #53 | meteorite guard | 1 |
| #60 | meteortarboard | 1 |
| #80 | meteorthopedic shoes | 1 |
| #325 | old sweatpants | 229 |
| #181 | ornate picture frame | 10 |
| #257 | peach | 1 |
| #20 | plain brown wrapper | 123 |
| #214 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #455 | red class ring | 18 |
| 🥇 | refurbished air fryer | 1 |
| #1024 | roasted marshmallow | 10 |
| #49 | shooting morning star | 1 |
| #82 | skull of the Bonerdagon | 22 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1168 | spectre scepter | 25 |
| #1281 | stainless steel scarf | 2 |
| #1325 | stainless steel solitaire | 2 |
| 🥇 | train whistle | 1 |
| #1355 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #127 | unused walkie-talkie | 6 |
| #403 | white class ring | 16 |