| #879 | Ancient Saucehelm | 3 |
| #2708 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 3 |
| #1674 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1418 | Crown of the Goblin King | 15 |
| #2742 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #1441 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1052 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| #116 | Professor What T-Shirt | 6 |
| #727 | Snow Queen Crown | 1 |
| #448 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 17 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #3276 | badass belt | 13 |
| #1832 | bottle of goofballs | 12 |
| #590 | bronze breastplate | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1591 | can of Binarrrca | 2 |
| #391 | chintzy accordion pin | 1 |
| #93 | cloning kit | 20 |
| 🥇 | cozy scarf | 1 |
| #129 | depleted Crimbonium football helmet | 2 |
| #399 | eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest | 1 |
| #1642 | easter egg balloon | 14 |
| #81 | electric pants | 5 |
| #1302 | empty agua de vida bottle | 1 |
| #778 | figurine of a charred seal | 1 |
| #721 | figurine of a cold seal | 4 |
| #478 | figurine of a sleek seal | 3 |
| #141 | fleshy putty | 6 |
| #64 | flour cookie | 6 |
| #688 | fuzzy busby | 1 |
| #4737 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #344 | ghost of a necklace | 7 |
| #122 | ghost toga | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #81 | golden fleece | 5 |
| 🥇 | goo magnet | 1 |
| #296 | gooified animal matter | 2 |
| #147 | gooified mineral matter | 12 |
| #170 | gooified vegetable matter | 11 |
| #638 | goth kid t-shirt | 4 |
| #1716 | grue egg | 14 |
| #5202 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #308 | huge Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #86 | lab-grown meat | 22 |
| #1355 | old sweatpants | 17 |
| #391 | ornate picture frame | 1 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #91 | peppermint-scented socks | 4 |
| #329 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #87 | poisonsettia | 24 |
| #95 | projectile chemistry set | 16 |
| #225 | punk rock jacket | 1 |
| #1853 | roll of toilet paper | 6 |
| #1034 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #891 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #416 | skull of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3789 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #301 | sponge cake | 1 |
| #288 | star shirt | 1 |
| #1502 | stolen accordion | 3 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #256 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #4 | the Crymbich Manuscript (used) | 1 |
| #121 | third ear | 2 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic Cheer Core | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic chem lab | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic food lab | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic nog lab | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic primary lab | 1 |
| #122 | universal biscuit | 12 |
| #298 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 4 |