| #876 | Ancient Saucehelm | 3 |
| #2706 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 3 |
| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1415 | Crown of the Goblin King | 15 |
| #2738 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1053 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| #115 | Professor What T-Shirt | 6 |
| #726 | Snow Queen Crown | 1 |
| #445 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 17 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #3277 | badass belt | 13 |
| #1831 | bottle of goofballs | 12 |
| #589 | bronze breastplate | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1591 | can of Binarrrca | 2 |
| #390 | chintzy accordion pin | 1 |
| #92 | cloning kit | 20 |
| 🥇 | cozy scarf | 1 |
| #130 | depleted Crimbonium football helmet | 2 |
| #398 | eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest | 1 |
| #1641 | easter egg balloon | 14 |
| #79 | electric pants | 5 |
| #1300 | empty agua de vida bottle | 1 |
| #777 | figurine of a charred seal | 1 |
| #719 | figurine of a cold seal | 4 |
| #478 | figurine of a sleek seal | 3 |
| #140 | fleshy putty | 6 |
| #60 | flour cookie | 6 |
| #687 | fuzzy busby | 1 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #339 | ghost of a necklace | 7 |
| #122 | ghost toga | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #80 | golden fleece | 5 |
| 🥇 | goo magnet | 1 |
| #290 | gooified animal matter | 2 |
| #143 | gooified mineral matter | 12 |
| #164 | gooified vegetable matter | 11 |
| #635 | goth kid t-shirt | 4 |
| #1714 | grue egg | 14 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #308 | huge Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #85 | lab-grown meat | 22 |
| #1352 | old sweatpants | 17 |
| #384 | ornate picture frame | 1 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #90 | peppermint-scented socks | 4 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #87 | poisonsettia | 24 |
| #94 | projectile chemistry set | 16 |
| #220 | punk rock jacket | 1 |
| #1851 | roll of toilet paper | 6 |
| #1037 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #889 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #410 | skull of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3786 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #299 | sponge cake | 1 |
| #287 | star shirt | 1 |
| #1496 | stolen accordion | 3 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #4 | the Crymbich Manuscript (used) | 1 |
| #121 | third ear | 2 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic Cheer Core | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic chem lab | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic food lab | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic nog lab | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic primary lab | 1 |
| #121 | universal biscuit | 12 |
| #298 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 4 |