| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| #206 | Crimbo train emergency brake | 2 |
| #36 | Crimbuccaneer breeches | 4 |
| #22 | Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint) | 9 |
| #190 | Crimbuccaneer flotsam | 1 |
| #51 | Crimbuccaneer lantern | 1 |
| #55 | Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 | 892 |
| #124 | Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso | 2 |
| #28 | Crimbuccaneer runebone | 2 |
| #95 | Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate | 1 |
| #42 | Crimbuccaneer tricorn | 4 |
| #15 | Crimbuccaneer whale oil | 45 |
| #144 | Elf Army machine parts | 1 |
| #102 | Elf Guard MPC | 2,422 |
| #41 | Elf Guard broom | 1 |
| #53 | Elf Guard clipboard | 1 |
| #19 | Elf Guard commandeering gloves | 16 |
| #29 | Elf Guard hotpants | 6 |
| #45 | Elf Guard mouthknife | 5 |
| #60 | Elf Guard officer's sidearm | 3 |
| #43 | Elf Guard patrol cap | 3 |
| #6 | Elf Guard payroll bag | 64 |
| #82 | Elf Guard safety bear | 1 |
| #47 | Elf Guard squirtgun | 1 |
| #81 | Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo | 1 |
| #42 | Elf Guard tinsel grenade | 23 |
| #32 | Kelflar vest | 8 |
| #91 | Lil' Snowball Factory | 1 |
| #127 | Trainbot circuitry | 7 |
| #38 | Trainbot harness | 2 |
| #124 | Trainbot linkages | 6 |
| #129 | Trainbot optics | 7 |
| #124 | Trainbot plating | 6 |
| #133 | Trainbot servomotors | 4 |
| #190 | Trainbot slag | 4 |
| #137 | Trainbot tubing | 4 |
| #79 | baby rigging snake | 1 |
| #73 | candied lime | 1 |
| #15 | cannonbomb | 44 |
| #49 | chest of "pirate gold" | 1 |
| #176 | cinnamon machine oil | 3 |
| #122 | crystal Crimbo goblet | 1 |
| #73 | fruit-stuffed rumcake | 1 |
| #89 | gingerbread pirate | 1 |
| #94 | grog nuts | 1 |
| #30 | gunwale | 1 |
| #127 | industrially-crushed ice | 1 |
| #72 | military-grade peppermint oil | 7 |
| #34 | officer's nog | 19 |
| #21 | old-school pirate grog | 20 |
| #57 | peppermint bomb | 4 |
| #41 | peppermint tack | 25 |
| #110 | pet anchor | 1 |
| #120 | ping-pong ball | 47 |
| #24 | pirate encryption key (complete) | 1 |
| #16 | pirate encryption key alpha | 4 |
| #14 | pirate encryption key bravo | 7 |
| #45 | pirate encryption key charlie | 1 |
| #15 | pirate encryption key delta | 4 |
| #66 | prank Crimbo card | 2 |
| #29 | red and white claret | 17 |
| #41 | replica Elf Guard medal | 1 |
| #43 | sawed-off blunderbuss | 6 |
| #51 | sequin-encrusted sweater | 1 |
| #18 | sundae ration | 42 |
| #31 | trick coin | 9 |
| #12 | whale cerebrospinal fluid | 51 |
| #110 | whalesteak | 1 |