| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| #632 | BURT | 1 |
| #18 | Bowl of Infinite Jelly | 1 |
| #68 | Brandonian footlocker key | 22 |
| #52 | Christmas ham | 1 |
| #211 | Crimbo train emergency brake | 2 |
| #38 | Crimbuccaneer breeches | 4 |
| #22 | Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint) | 9 |
| #216 | Crimbuccaneer flotsam | 1 |
| #60 | Crimbuccaneer lantern | 1 |
| #74 | Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 | 892 |
| #138 | Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso | 2 |
| #26 | Crimbuccaneer runebone | 2 |
| #105 | Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate | 1 |
| #42 | Crimbuccaneer tricorn | 4 |
| #14 | Crimbuccaneer whale oil | 45 |
| #51 | Easter eggnog | 1 |
| #59 | Easter grasshopper | 1 |
| #165 | Elf Army machine parts | 1 |
| #122 | Elf Guard MPC | 2,422 |
| #42 | Elf Guard broom | 1 |
| #54 | Elf Guard clipboard | 1 |
| #21 | Elf Guard commandeering gloves | 16 |
| #28 | Elf Guard hotpants | 6 |
| #49 | Elf Guard mouthknife | 5 |
| #66 | Elf Guard officer's sidearm | 3 |
| #43 | Elf Guard patrol cap | 3 |
| #8 | Elf Guard payroll bag | 64 |
| #87 | Elf Guard safety bear | 1 |
| #55 | Elf Guard squirtgun | 1 |
| #84 | Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo | 1 |
| #50 | Elf Guard tinsel grenade | 23 |
| #32 | How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes | 3 |
| #55 | Irish eggnog | 1 |
| #36 | Kelflar vest | 8 |
| #82 | LIDAR candle | 7 |
| #102 | Lil' Snowball Factory | 1 |
| #47 | PB&BP | 5 |
| #217 | Spirit of Christmas | 1 |
| #222 | Spirit of Easter | 1 |
| #52 | Spirit of St. Patrick's Day | 177 |
| #37 | Spirit of Thanksgiving | 293 |
| #199 | Spirit of Veteran's Day | 2 |
| #61 | Thanksgiving ration | 1 |
| #1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #412 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1016 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #354 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 1 |
| #154 | Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1947 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #100 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #320 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #188 | Thwaitgold listening bug statuette | 1 |
| #179 | Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette | 1 |
| #228 | Thwaitgold protozoa statuette | 1 |
| #448 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 1 |
| #584 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 4 |
| #895 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 10 |
| #132 | Trainbot circuitry | 7 |
| #38 | Trainbot harness | 2 |
| #128 | Trainbot linkages | 6 |
| #132 | Trainbot optics | 7 |
| #129 | Trainbot plating | 6 |
| #137 | Trainbot servomotors | 4 |
| #194 | Trainbot slag | 4 |
| #142 | Trainbot tubing | 4 |
| #50 | angst burger | 105 |
| #80 | baby rigging snake | 1 |
| 🥇 | bejazzled eyepatch | 1 |
| #150 | bugbear purification pill | 1 |
| #53 | candied beef and cabbage | 1 |
| #82 | candied lime | 1 |
| #41 | candy egg deviler | 1 |
| #59 | candy rations | 1 |
| #17 | cannonbomb | 44 |
| #62 | canteen of jungle juice | 1 |
| #56 | chest of "pirate gold" | 1 |
| #59 | chocolate ostrich egg | 1 |
| #184 | cinnamon machine oil | 3 |
| #43 | clovermint | 1 |
| #42 | club sandwich | 16 |
| #57 | coney haunch | 69 |
| #18 | corned-beef Reuben | 171 |
| #127 | crystal Crimbo goblet | 1 |
| #92 | crystallized pumpkin spice | 6 |
| #44 | dark chocolate egg | 107 |
| #60 | double-candied yams | 1 |
| #36 | egg gun | 1 |
| #35 | four-leaf potato sprout | 106 |
| #87 | fragile Christmas ornament | 4 |
| #81 | fruit-stuffed rumcake | 1 |
| #98 | gingerbread pirate | 1 |
| #95 | gravy skin | 1 |
| #99 | grog nuts | 1 |
| #34 | gunwale | 1 |
| #31 | half-digested rat | 168 |
| #22 | hard cocoa | 9 |
| #47 | holiday smorgasbord | 1 |
| #51 | holiday trip around the world | 1 |
| #129 | industrially-crushed ice | 1 |
| #27 | lucky army helmet | 1 |
| #38 | lucky moai statuette | 2 |
| #45 | lucky napkin | 1 |
| #56 | mechanically-mulled cider | 1 |
| #52 | military orb | 27 |
| #81 | military-grade peppermint oil | 7 |
| #86 | moai toai | 11 |
| #28 | nylon Christmas stockings | 1 |
| #35 | officer's nog | 19 |
| #22 | old-school pirate grog | 20 |
| #71 | pacification grenade | 1 |
| #62 | peppermint bomb | 4 |
| #88 | peppermint pegleg | 5 |
| #43 | peppermint tack | 25 |
| #119 | pet anchor | 1 |
| #122 | ping-pong ball | 47 |
| #25 | pirate encryption key (complete) | 1 |
| #19 | pirate encryption key alpha | 4 |
| #4 | pirate encryption key bravo | 32 |
| #50 | pirate encryption key charlie | 1 |
| #22 | pirate encryption key delta | 4 |
| #75 | prank Crimbo card | 2 |
| #70 | ragged wool yarn | 15 |
| #31 | red and white claret | 17 |
| #44 | replica Elf Guard medal | 1 |
| #111 | room scale green bean casserole | 1 |
| #65 | salmagumdi | 6 |
| #47 | sawed-off blunderbuss | 6 |
| #52 | sequin-encrusted sweater | 1 |
| #19 | sundae ration | 42 |
| #14 | tiny plastic "Santa Claus" | 1 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Abuela's cottage | 1 |
| #21 | tiny plastic Armory | 1 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Bar | 1 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Cafe | 1 |
| #12 | tiny plastic Colonel Brando | 1 |
| #12 | tiny plastic Easter Island Bunny | 1 |
| #12 | tiny plastic Jedediah and Boiling Cloud | 1 |
| #13 | tiny plastic St. Patrick | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic caboose | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic coal car | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic dining car | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic locomotive | 1 |
| #41 | tiny plastic passenger car | 1 |
| #50 | traumatic holiday memory | 27 |
| #33 | trick coin | 9 |
| #71 | turchucken | 1 |
| #15 | whale cerebrospinal fluid | 51 |
| #117 | whalesteak | 1 |
| #416 | white rice | 1 |