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RankItemQuantity
#67A Guide to Burning Leaves1
#4Beefy Crunch Pastaco50
#72Dark Jill-of-All-Trades1
#86Golden Mr. Accessory1
#5Good 'n' Quiet270
#9Lucky Surprise Egg1,861
#84Pocket Guide to Mild Evil1
#17Spooky Surprise Egg1,055
🥈anniversary balsa wood socks1
🥇anniversary burlap belt1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
🥈anniversary concrete fedora1
🥈anniversary pewter cape1
🥈anniversary safety glass vest1
🥈anniversary tiny latex mask1
#81baby chest mimic1
#103book of facts1
#77boxed Apriling band helmet1
#79boxed Mayam Calendar1
#66boxed Sept-Ember Censer1
#76boxed august scepter1
#52boxed autumn-aton1
#5bran muffin1
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
#4chocolate chip muffin2
#6chocolate covered ping-pong ball616
#6chocomotive46
#72closed-circuit phone system1
#33crated wardrobe-o-matic1
#82cursed monkey glove1
#27eldritch mushroom pizza3
#74in-the-box spring shoes1
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#56mini kiwi egg1
#49mummified entombed cookbookbat1
#70packaged Roman Candelabra1
#56packaged model train set1
#55peace turkey outline1
#63shrink-wrapped 2002 Mr. Store Catalog1
#64shrink-wrapped Cincho de Mayo1
#76sleeping patriotic eagle1
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#3989tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf1
#3932tiny plastic Axe Wound1
#3938tiny plastic Black Knight1
#3177tiny plastic Bonerdagon1
#36tiny plastic Cheer Core1
#8191tiny plastic Cheshire bat1
#4232tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#1550tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram1
#3829tiny plastic G Imp1
#792tiny plastic Gary Claybender1
#3953tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser1
#3874tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester1
#3909tiny plastic Hellion1
#3882tiny plastic Iiti Kitty1
#785tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker1
#3074tiny plastic Knob Goblin King1
#3957tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter1
#3871tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl1
#3910tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist1
#3894tiny plastic Knott Yeti1
#778tiny plastic Lord Flameface1
#3861tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy1
#3870tiny plastic Protagonist1
#3905tiny plastic Spam Witch1
#3891tiny plastic Spunky Princess1
#3066tiny plastic The Man1
#3926tiny plastic Trouser Snake1
#3856tiny plastic XXX pr0n1
#4543tiny plastic accordion thief1
#4021tiny plastic angry bugbear1
#8211tiny plastic angry goat1
#3942tiny plastic anime smiley1
#3977tiny plastic apathetic lizardman1
#3979tiny plastic astronomer1
#8249tiny plastic baby gravy fairy1
#8127tiny plastic barrrnacle1
#3963tiny plastic beanbat1
#4480tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar1
#8174tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball1
#3923tiny plastic blooper1
#3954tiny plastic brainsweeper1
#1345tiny plastic buzzerker1
#39tiny plastic caboose1
#38tiny plastic chem lab1
#37tiny plastic coal car1
#8094tiny plastic cocoabo1
#8220tiny plastic coffee pixie1
#3910tiny plastic cubist bull1
#3936tiny plastic demoninja1
#36tiny plastic dining car1
#3876tiny plastic drunk goat1
#3843tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus1
#3909tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker1
#3920tiny plastic fluffy bunny1
#38tiny plastic food lab1
#3922tiny plastic fruit golem1
#8151tiny plastic fuzzy dice1
#8186tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick1
#8092tiny plastic ghuol whelp1
#3902tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers1
#3859tiny plastic goth giant1
#8058tiny plastic grue1
#3894tiny plastic handsome mariachi1
#8127tiny plastic howling balloon monkey1
#8068tiny plastic killer bee1
#3890tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box1
#8200tiny plastic leprechaun1
#8101tiny plastic levitating potato1
#3837tiny plastic lobsterfrogman1
#37tiny plastic locomotive1
#71tiny plastic mime executive1
#73tiny plastic mime functionary1
#8111tiny plastic mosquito1
#3994tiny plastic ninja snowman1
#39tiny plastic nog lab1
#39tiny plastic passenger car1
#1137tiny plastic peacannon1
#39tiny plastic primary lab1
#8099tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime1
#4467tiny plastic sauceror1
#3850tiny plastic senile lihc1
#3951tiny plastic smarmy pirate1
#8224tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton1
#3936tiny plastic spooky vampire1
#8159tiny plastic stab bat1
#8136tiny plastic star starfish1
#4037tiny plastic sweet nutcracker1
#3861tiny plastic taco cat1
#3860tiny plastic topiary golem1
#3841tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni1
#3872tiny plastic warwelf1
#3850tiny plastic whitesnake1
#3846tiny plastic zmobie1
#41unoccupied sheep suit1
#54untorn tearaway pants package1
#13white chocolate and tomato pizza1,300
#84wrapped candy cane sword cane1

Wow, that's 5,333 items total!

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