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| #267 | Cloaca-Cola | 150 |
| #376 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 10 |
| #534 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 5 |
| #999 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 2 |
| #168 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 18 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 4 |
| #256 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 3 |
| #246 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 5 |
| #296 | Dyspepsi grenade | 47 |
| #278 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 261 |
| #215 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 13 |
| #770 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 3 |
| #522 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 5 |
| #252 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 11 |
| #567 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 4 |
| #581 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #1601 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #416 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 13 |
| #435 | Meleegra™ pills | 19 |
| #936 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 14 |
| #93 | Mr. Accessory Jr. | 1 |
| #263 | Now and Earlier | 15 |
| #1201 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 2 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1776 | Valentine | 4 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #643 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 26 |
| #810 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 8 |
| #704 | ball | 9 |
| #1063 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #999 | blood flower | 4 |
| #3305 | bottle of goofballs | 4 |
| #2901 | box of sunshine | 31 |
| #152 | brine | 104 |
| #2744 | candy cane | 6 |
| #227 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 26 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #176 | coconut bikini top | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #390 | dill | 100 |
| #1263 | doll house | 2 |
| #680 | drab sonata | 2 |
| #656 | duck-on-a-string | 3 |
| #47 | empty blowgun | 60 |
| #651 | enchanted toothpick | 1 |
| #2519 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #324 | filthy hippy poncho | 1 |
| #791 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
| #269 | foon | 1 |
| #428 | frilly shirt | 1 |
| #441 | ghost cucumber | 100 |
| #454 | giant discarded plastic fork | 22 |
| #3305 | gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #492 | goth kid t-shirt | 7 |
| #774 | green pixel | 22 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #601 | handsomeness potion | 1 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #124 | heart of rock and roll | 1 |
| #563 | iron pasta spoon | 9 |
| #470 | kite | 15 |
| #1104 | kneecapping stick | 6 |
| #1209 | length of string | 6 |
| #960 | loaded serum blowgun | 4 |
| #237 | lovecat tail | 4 |
| #594 | mafia aria | 34 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #832 | oyster basket | 4 |
| #1315 | pail | 3 |
| #665 | penguin skin | 37 |
| #84 | penguinskin mini-skirt | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #678 | pet rock | 11 |
| #104 | petrified time | 4 |
| #396 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 2 |
| #1207 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
| 🥇 | pirate hook | 1 |
| #335 | pirate shirt | 5 |
| #288 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #162 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #211 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #101 | pixellated candy heart | 210 |
| #359 | plastic passion fruit | 4 |
| #214 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #134 | questionable taco | 4 |
| #866 | rag doll | 2 |
| #808 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #840 | scroll of pasta summoning | 9 |
| #1284 | shiny ring | 14 |
| #425 | sleeping snowy owl | 7 |
| #713 | sock monkey | 3 |
| #1203 | spectral pickle | 2 |
| #396 | spooky bicycle chain | 6 |
| #731 | spooky cosmetics bag | 3 |
| #422 | spork | 3 |
| #292 | string of blue beads | 38 |
| #301 | string of green beads | 37 |
| #317 | string of red beads | 34 |
| #615 | stuffed doppelshifter | 20 |
| #424 | stuffed zmobie | 2 |
| #1252 | stuffing | 6 |
| #924 | support cummerbund | 4 |
| #288 | supportive bra | 6 |
| #1004 | teddy bear | 5 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #6118 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #6139 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #1715 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 3 |
| #8172 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #4873 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 3 |
| #8217 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #6179 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4595 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #6145 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #6074 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #6169 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #6159 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #2600 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #8098 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #2641 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #4897 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 3 |
| #3305 | tiny plastic stab bat | 5 |
| #8133 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #2893 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #1829 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 3 |
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| #702 | toy soldier | 2 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #438 | urinal cake | 3 |
| #398 | vinegar | 100 |
| #442 | wang | 2 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #977 | yo-yo | 20 |
| #192 | zombie pineal gland | 22 |