| #88 | "caramel" orange | 28 |
| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| #1229 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #88 | BACON | 542 |
| #326 | BRICKO brick | 75 |
| #113 | Beach Buck | 38 |
| #58 | Black Hole | 1 |
| 🥇 | Book of Old-Timey Carols | 1 |
| #55 | Boxing Day Pass | 3 |
| #129 | Bruno's blessing of Mars | 1 |
| #68 | Bugbearclaw Donut | 1 |
| #64 | Buttery Knob | 1 |
| #2141 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 2 |
| #229 | CSA cheerfulness ration | 1 |
| #168 | Chroner | 498 |
| #37 | Churchill | 1 |
| #75 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail | 1 |
| 🥉 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used) | 1 |
| #88 | Crimbo crystal shards | 2 |
| #62 | Crimbo dinner | 11 |
| #36 | Crimbo food scraps | 334 |
| 🥈 | Crimbo smile | 1 |
| #62 | Crimbo train emergency brake | 68 |
| #73 | Crimbosmopolitan | 11 |
| #107 | Crimbuccaneer flotsam | 108 |
| #84 | Crimbuccaneer invasion map | 1 |
| #91 | Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack | 1 |
| #41 | Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate | 3 |
| #36 | Doc's Fortifying Wine | 1 |
| #190 | Dogsgotnonoz pills | 1 |
| #71 | Earth, Wind and Firewater | 1 |
| #24 | Electric Punch | 1 |
| #113 | Elf Army machine parts | 13 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used) | 1 |
| #99 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion | 1 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used) | 1 |
| #32 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping | 3 |
| #96 | Elf Guard MPC | 3,246 |
| #83 | Elf Guard honor present | 2 |
| #5 | Elf Guard payroll bag | 73 |
| #85 | Elf Guard strategic map | 1 |
| #53 | Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo | 2 |
| #77 | Glo-Pop | 1 |
| #1149 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #170 | How to Play Othello | 1 |
| #49 | Lil' Snowball Factory | 4 |
| #38 | London frog | 1 |
| #121 | Moonds | 1 |
| #80 | Mountain Stream Code Black Alert | 1 |
| #311 | New Zealand iced tea | 8 |
| #146 | P.B.L.T. | 1 |
| #74 | Red Dwarf | 1 |
| #1073 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| 🥇 | SalesCo sample kit | 1 |
| #41 | Spant eggs | 1 |
| 🥇 | Spelunker's fedora | 1 |
| #527 | The Cooler Out of Space | 1 |
| #1038 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #508 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 1 |
| #838 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #154 | Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette | 1 |
| #100 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #320 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #188 | Thwaitgold listening bug statuette | 1 |
| #228 | Thwaitgold protozoa statuette | 1 |
| #1270 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 1 |
| #75 | Trainbot autoassembly module | 3 |
| #26 | Trainbot circuitry | 294 |
| #73 | Trainbot harness | 1 |
| #20 | Trainbot linkages | 211 |
| #43 | Trainbot luggage hook | 2 |
| #17 | Trainbot optics | 288 |
| #126 | Trainbot plating | 7 |
| #40 | Trainbot radar monocle | 2 |
| #71 | Trainbot servomotors | 32 |
| #21 | Trainbot tubing | 239 |
| #138 | Wet Russian | 1 |
| #54 | Xiblaxian alloy | 1 |
| #64 | Xiblaxian circuitry | 1 |
| #70 | Xiblaxian polymer | 2 |
| #1120 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #244 | Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher | 3 |
| #1613 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #32 | Yorick | 1 |
| #181 | Z-Bone steak | 3 |
| #3681 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #48 | animal part cracker | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #52 | automa-bot parts | 507 |
| #7 | automatic wine thief | 3 |
| #29 | baked stuffing | 1 |
| #94 | balsa plank | 1 |
| #70 | black Crimbo ball | 105 |
| #510 | black eyedrops | 1 |
| #77 | blob of wood glue | 1 |
| #84 | blood and blood | 1 |
| #93 | blood-drive sticker | 1 |
| #5 | booze drive button | 1 |
| #49 | bottle of Lambada Lambic | 1 |
| #22 | bottle of super-extra-dark rhum | 1 |
| #127 | bottle of wine | 3 |
| #48 | bowl full of jelly | 1 |
| #67 | boxed gumball machine | 2 |
| #147 | bread man | 4 |
| #28 | bread pie | 203 |
| #168 | breakfast mess | 4 |
| #41 | brocolate brogurt | 1 |
| #336 | bucket of honey | 1 |
| #50 | buzzing mushroom wine | 1 |
| #68 | can of mixed everything | 2 |
| #49 | candied pecan | 1 |
| #4788 | candy cane | 1 |
| #6 | candy drive button | 1 |
| #157 | candy harmonica | 4 |
| #54 | carnivorous potted plant | 2 |
| #37 | carrot cake precipice bar | 1 |
| #124 | catfish whiskers | 1 |
| #51 | cinnamon machine oil | 269 |
| #1754 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #81 | citrus-infused sake | 1 |
| #27 | clear Russian | 202 |
| #15 | clerical automa-core | 9 |
| #66 | cloning kit | 33 |
| #95 | cold mashed potatoes | 2 |
| 🥇 | cozy scarf | 1 |
| #219 | cranberry margarita (brackish) | 1 |
| #103 | crystal Crimbo goblet | 2 |
| #95 | crystal Crimbo platter | 2 |
| #123 | deactivated mini-Trainbot | 1 |
| #102 | dead meat bun | 1 |
| #248 | decent brain | 3 |
| #29 | denastified haunch | 1 |
| #86 | depleted Crimbonium football helmet | 5 |
| #38 | discarded button | 1 |
| #320 | donated booze | 21 |
| #364 | donated candy | 14 |
| #411 | donated food | 8 |
| #80 | dream of a dog | 1 |
| #44 | dregs of a Crimbo cocktail | 288 |
| #266 | dry martini | 1 |
| #41 | ear poison | 210 |
| #2834 | eggnog | 1 |
| #231 | eggwater | 2 |
| #53 | electric pants | 10 |
| #74 | elemental caipiroska | 2 |
| #80 | emergency margarita | 1 |
| #29 | enticing mayolus | 1 |
| #66 | eraser nubbin | 2 |
| #67 | expensive camera | 152 |
| #59 | fancy tin beer can | 1 |
| #47 | fireman's lunch | 1 |
| #14 | fishcake | 1 |
| #59 | flat cider | 1 |
| #74 | fleshy putty | 23 |
| #251 | flour cookie | 4 |
| #8 | food drive button | 1 |
| #767 | fossilized limb | 1 |
| #710 | fossilized torso | 1 |
| #90 | fountain 'soda' | 2 |
| #114 | fried air | 2 |
| #1456 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #66 | frozen danish | 1 |
| #15 | gilded trumpet | 1 |
| #3940 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #50 | gingerbread mug | 1 |
| #203 | glass of bourbon | 1 |
| #794 | gold wedding ring | 1 |
| #90 | golden fleece | 4 |
| #100 | golden gum | 1 |
| 🥇 | goo magnet | 1 |
| #50 | gooified animal matter | 119 |
| #58 | gooified mineral matter | 110 |
| #55 | gooified vegetable matter | 117 |
| #90 | government | 1 |
| #59 | gray seashell | 1 |
| #187 | green and red bean | 2 |
| #243 | green drunki-bear | 1 |
| #57 | green seashell | 1 |
| #297 | grilled mooseflank | 1 |
| #19 | guffin | 1 |
| #128 | hamlet sandwich | 53 |
| #5197 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #29 | haunted martini | 1 |
| #36 | hawk | 61 |
| #236 | honey-dew | 1 |
| #40 | honey-drenched ham slice | 223 |
| #96 | hot mint schnocolate | 1 |
| #41 | housekeeping automa-core | 1 |
| #309 | huge Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #39 | iFlail | 1 |
| #27 | iShield | 1 |
| #41 | industrially-crushed ice | 97 |
| #31 | initiative shawarma | 1 |
| #28 | interesting clod of dirt | 1 |
| #81 | jigsaw blade | 1 |
| #130 | lab-grown meat | 9 |
| #50 | lost elf luggage | 104 |
| #63 | lucky moai statuette | 1 |
| #45 | lucky napkin | 1 |
| #193 | lump of Saccharine Maple sap | 1 |
| #67 | lump of clay | 1 |
| #59 | magenta seashell | 1 |
| #78 | mana-basted tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #59 | meatball | 6 |
| #73 | melon-infused sake | 1 |
| #42 | mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine | 200 |
| #240 | multi-level marzipan | 1 |
| #99 | mysterious chemical residue | 1 |
| #3705 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #74 | nugget of sodium | 1 |
| #88 | party beer bomb | 1 |
| #107 | pat of butter | 2 |
| #35 | patent alacrity tonic | 1 |
| #40 | patent avarice tonic | 1 |
| #37 | patent preventative tonic | 1 |
| #40 | pecan pie | 1 |
| #88 | peppermint-scented socks | 5 |
| #82 | ph balancer | 1 |
| #75 | ping-pong ball | 221 |
| #58 | pixel beer | 1 |
| #50 | pixel lemon | 1 |
| #229 | plain candy cane | 2 |
| #34 | plate of Frigid Northern Beans | 1 |
| #33 | plate of Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans | 1 |
| #60 | plate of Tesla's Electroplated Beans | 2 |
| #103 | poisonsettia | 16 |
| #93 | portable steam unit | 1 |
| #95 | potato alarm clock | 1 |
| #306 | powdered donut | 1 |
| #201 | powdered powdered sugar | 2 |
| #25 | primitive alien salad | 1 |
| #65 | projectile chemistry set | 28 |
| #78 | rack of dinosaur ribs | 4 |
| #60 | raw bread | 1 |
| #54 | raw stuffing | 2 |
| #80 | really nice lump of coal | 1 |
| #54 | root beer | 3 |
| #280 | rose | 1 |
| #62 | rotting beefsteak | 1 |
| #91 | sausage without a cause | 1 |
| #98 | scotch on the rocks | 4 |
| #86 | scroll of Protection from Bad Stuff | 2 |
| #50 | self-repairing earmuffs | 8 |
| #284 | shard of double-ice | 2 |
| #17 | shining star cap | 1 |
| #28 | silver table-scraper | 1 |
| #100 | single swig of vodka | 1 |
| #52 | skin oil | 1 |
| #1809 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #226 | sleeve deuce | 2 |
| #91 | slide rule | 1 |
| #176 | slime convention coupons | 1 |
| #183 | slime convention flyers | 1 |
| #189 | slime convention t-shirt | 1 |
| #511 | slimy fermented bile bladder | 1 |
| #75 | smelted roe | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3327 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #46 | steamed oyster | 84 |
| #126 | stepmom's booze | 1 |
| #93 | synthetic rock | 1 |
| #4 | the Crymbich Manuscript (used) | 1 |
| #94 | third ear | 4 |
| #82 | throbbing organ pie | 1 |
| #1418 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic Cheer Core | 1 |
| #6232 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #47 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #493 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 2 |
| #335 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 3 |
| #475 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 2 |
| #45 | tiny plastic Mirth | 1 |
| #41 | tiny plastic Penny | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic Professor What | 1 |
| #4544 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4025 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8216 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3943 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8255 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8131 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #2574 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #1354 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1329 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #8179 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic caboose | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic chem lab | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic coal car | 1 |
| #6244 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic dining car | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic food lab | 1 |
| #8154 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8193 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #4599 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8105 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic locomotive | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic nog lab | 1 |
| #41 | tiny plastic passenger car | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic primary lab | 1 |
| #8102 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #3895 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #8163 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #29 | toast with cold jelly | 1 |
| #30 | toast with spooky jelly | 1 |
| #68 | tobiko pocky | 2 |
| #2807 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2813 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #160 | tofurkey nugget | 1 |
| #71 | twisted piece of wire | 1 |
| #77 | unidentifiable dried fruit | 1 |
| #161 | unidentified drink | 1 |
| #102 | universal biscuit | 18 |
| #44 | unusual oil | 2 |
| #77 | very hot lunch | 1 |
| #85 | vintage smart drink | 1 |
| #61 | violent pastilles | 1 |
| #172 | viral DNA | 2 |
| #103 | wasabi pocky | 1 |
| #99 | weird gazelle steak | 1 |
| #235 | whiskey in a broken glass | 2 |
| #68 | white Crimbo ball | 104 |
| #24 | white earbuds | 1 |
| #81 | wood screw | 1 |
| #181 | yam candy | 1 |
| #230 | yellow drunki-bear | 1 |
| #64 | yellow seashell | 1 |
| #194 | yule gruel | 1 |
| #125 | yule hatchet | 2 |
| #68 | zombie | 1 |