| Rank | Item | Quantity |
|---|---|---|
| #336 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #409 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| 🥈 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 472 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #453 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| 🥉 | How to Tolerate Jerks | 1 |
| #28 | Instant Karma | 368 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #291 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #644 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| 🥇 | plexiglass pants | 50 |
| 🥇 | plexiglass pendant | 55 |
| 🥇 | plexiglass pikestaff | 69 |
| 🥇 | plexiglass pinky ring | 38 |
| 🥇 | plexiglass pith helmet | 50 |
| #4 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 35 |
| #1704 | saucepan | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |