| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| 🥇 | Book of Old-Timey Carols | 1 |
| #367 | CSA fire-starting kit | 6 |
| #19 | Calzone of Legend | 1 |
| #313 | Chroner | 110 |
| 🥈 | Crimbo smile | 1 |
| #186 | Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 | 9 |
| 🥇 | Crimbuccaneer war standard | 1 |
| #17 | Deep Dish of Legend | 1 |
| #2738 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #31 | Elf Guard MPC | 7,406 |
| 🥇 | Elf Guard war standard | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #3359 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 2 |
| #92 | Marquis de Poivre soda | 327 |
| 🥇 | Mt. Noob Pale Ale | 3 |
| #1567 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #15 | Pizza of Legend | 1 |
| 🥇 | SalesCo sample kit | 1 |
| #215 | Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip | 1 |
| #62 | The Superconductor's CPU | 1 |
| #274 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 2 |
| #87 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #66 | Volcoino | 3 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #27 | automa-bot parts | 1,319 |
| #6544 | badass belt | 2 |
| #5 | booze drive button | 1 |
| 🥇 | bowl of oriole's nest soup | 3 |
| #6 | candy drive button | 1 |
| 🥇 | cozy scarf | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #2323 | duct tape | 1 |
| #432 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 87 |
| #1438 | facsimile dictionary | 3 |
| #777 | figurine of a cold seal | 3 |
| #293 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 4 |
| #478 | figurine of a sleek seal | 3 |
| #421 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 1 |
| #8 | food drive button | 1 |
| #53 | fried air | 82 |
| #593 | fuzzy earmuffs | 1 |
| #583 | ghost of a necklace | 1 |
| 🥇 | glass eye | 1 |
| #690 | gold wedding ring | 2 |
| 🥇 | goo magnet | 1 |
| #3888 | grue egg | 3 |
| #4480 | handful of confetti | 2 |
| #19 | high-temperature mining drill | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #128 | old school flying disc | 4 |
| #1048 | old sweatpants | 38 |
| #41 | pirate encryption key alpha | 1 |
| #40 | pirate encryption key bravo | 1 |
| #45 | pirate encryption key charlie | 1 |
| #39 | pirate encryption key delta | 1 |
| #459 | radium-flavored potato chips | 90 |
| #1023 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #478 | seal-blubber candle | 1 |
| #15 | smooth velvet hanky | 1 |
| #12 | smooth velvet hat | 1 |
| #16 | smooth velvet pants | 1 |
| #16 | smooth velvet pocket square | 1 |
| #20 | smooth velvet shirt | 1 |
| #15 | smooth velvet socks | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3297 | spectre scepter | 2 |
| 🥇 | train whistle | 1 |
| #1819 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #415 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 90 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |