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| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1643 | CRIMBCO wine | 2 |
| #3209 | Crimbuck | 1 |
| #660 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 5 |
| #356 | Jack-in-the-box | 17 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #207 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 285 |
| #411 | Mad Train wine | 242 |
| #377 | Microplushie: Bropane | 26 |
| #292 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 12 |
| #277 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 19 |
| #451 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 4 |
| #297 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 30 |
| #347 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 34 |
| #343 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 16 |
| #345 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 37 |
| #303 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 25 |
| #374 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 24 |
| #121 | Red Rover BB gun | 31 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #243 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 9 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #26 | astronaut ice-cream | 15 |
| #120 | ball | 58 |
| 🥉 | bar skin | 23,908 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #733 | bejeweled cufflinks | 3 |
| #800 | bilge wine | 1 |
| #161 | black-and-blue light | 377 |
| #211 | blue plasma ball | 292 |
| #745 | bottle of goofballs | 34 |
| #1335 | boxed wine | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #207 | candy stake | 23 |
| #206 | cheap studded belt | 279 |
| #903 | club necklace | 8 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #308 | daisy | 10 |
| #620 | diamond necklace | 11 |
| #151 | fancy opera glasses | 27 |
| #14 | fancy tophat | 1 |
| #194 | flavored foot massage oil | 282 |
| #208 | foam dart | 268 |
| #576 | frozen Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #803 | fuzzy dice | 7 |
| #147 | giant designer sunglasses | 28 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #292 | green balloon | 11 |
| #486 | heart necklace | 14 |
| #2080 | herbal stuffing | 2 |
| #1169 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #755 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 5 |
| #249 | mugcake | 11 |
| #439 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 5 |
| #404 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 8 |
| #1886 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #133 | peanut brittle shield | 28 |
| #393 | personal massager | 39 |
| #252 | personalized coffee mug | 282 |
| #79 | pet rock | 90 |
| #317 | potted cactus | 10 |
| #359 | puce paisley oyster egg | 7 |
| #317 | puce striped oyster egg | 8 |
| #913 | red plastic oyster egg | 5 |
| #1078 | red striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #166 | red-and-green sweater | 19 |
| #1101 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 7 |
| #875 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 9 |
| #859 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 9 |
| #821 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 9 |
| #125 | seal tooth | 227 |
| #399 | spade necklace | 16 |
| #1856 | spooky felt | 1 |
| #1336 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 37 |
| #761 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 60 |
| #269 | stuffed Meat | 146 |
| #342 | stuffed alien blob | 18 |
| #803 | stuffed angry cow | 58 |
| #700 | stuffed astral badger | 67 |
| #630 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 74 |
| #777 | stuffed cocoabo | 58 |
| #168 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 50 |
| #697 | stuffed doppelshifter | 17 |
| #713 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 66 |
| #816 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 59 |
| #1013 | stuffed gray blob | 18 |
| #604 | stuffed hand turkey | 75 |
| #217 | stuffed martini | 44 |
| #577 | stuffed mind flayer | 78 |
| #201 | stuffed mink | 176 |
| #281 | stuffed monocle | 143 |
| #642 | stuffed scary death orb | 73 |
| #990 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 50 |
| #678 | stuffed snowy owl | 66 |
| #567 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 79 |
| #2366 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 2 |
| #513 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 83 |
| #335 | stuffed teddy butler | 127 |
| #232 | stuffed tin of caviar | 163 |
| #665 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 70 |
| #2121 | stuffing | 2 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1302 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 7 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #1807 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #1358 | tiny plastic hermit | 4 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #255 | urinal cake | 11 |
| #585 | wang | 1 |
| #552 | worn tophat | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |