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| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1646 | CRIMBCO wine | 2 |
| #3213 | Crimbuck | 1 |
| #661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 5 |
| #356 | Jack-in-the-box | 17 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #207 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 285 |
| #413 | Mad Train wine | 242 |
| #380 | Microplushie: Bropane | 26 |
| #295 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 12 |
| #280 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 19 |
| #455 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 4 |
| #300 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 30 |
| #349 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 34 |
| #346 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 16 |
| #347 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 37 |
| #306 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 25 |
| #376 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 24 |
| #121 | Red Rover BB gun | 31 |
| #1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #243 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 9 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #26 | astronaut ice-cream | 15 |
| #121 | ball | 58 |
| 🥉 | bar skin | 23,908 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #734 | bejeweled cufflinks | 3 |
| #801 | bilge wine | 1 |
| #162 | black-and-blue light | 377 |
| #211 | blue plasma ball | 292 |
| #752 | bottle of goofballs | 34 |
| #1335 | boxed wine | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #209 | candy stake | 23 |
| #206 | cheap studded belt | 279 |
| #905 | club necklace | 8 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #309 | daisy | 10 |
| #620 | diamond necklace | 11 |
| #151 | fancy opera glasses | 27 |
| #14 | fancy tophat | 1 |
| #193 | flavored foot massage oil | 282 |
| #206 | foam dart | 268 |
| #576 | frozen Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #803 | fuzzy dice | 7 |
| #149 | giant designer sunglasses | 28 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #292 | green balloon | 11 |
| #489 | heart necklace | 14 |
| #2084 | herbal stuffing | 2 |
| #1171 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #756 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 5 |
| #249 | mugcake | 11 |
| #440 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 5 |
| #405 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 8 |
| #1889 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #134 | peanut brittle shield | 28 |
| #395 | personal massager | 39 |
| #251 | personalized coffee mug | 282 |
| #79 | pet rock | 90 |
| #316 | potted cactus | 10 |
| #359 | puce paisley oyster egg | 7 |
| #318 | puce striped oyster egg | 8 |
| #914 | red plastic oyster egg | 5 |
| #1079 | red striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #165 | red-and-green sweater | 19 |
| #1104 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 7 |
| #876 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 9 |
| #861 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 9 |
| #825 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 9 |
| #125 | seal tooth | 227 |
| #401 | spade necklace | 16 |
| #1856 | spooky felt | 1 |
| #1342 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 37 |
| #766 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 60 |
| #273 | stuffed Meat | 146 |
| #342 | stuffed alien blob | 18 |
| #806 | stuffed angry cow | 58 |
| #705 | stuffed astral badger | 67 |
| #633 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 74 |
| #785 | stuffed cocoabo | 58 |
| #169 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 50 |
| #697 | stuffed doppelshifter | 17 |
| #718 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 66 |
| #818 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 59 |
| #1012 | stuffed gray blob | 18 |
| #605 | stuffed hand turkey | 75 |
| #221 | stuffed martini | 44 |
| #583 | stuffed mind flayer | 78 |
| #204 | stuffed mink | 176 |
| #288 | stuffed monocle | 143 |
| #649 | stuffed scary death orb | 73 |
| #994 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 50 |
| #686 | stuffed snowy owl | 66 |
| #570 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 79 |
| #2369 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 2 |
| #515 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 83 |
| #340 | stuffed teddy butler | 127 |
| #234 | stuffed tin of caviar | 163 |
| #667 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 70 |
| #2120 | stuffing | 2 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1303 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 7 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #1808 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #1360 | tiny plastic hermit | 4 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4466 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8223 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #899 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #255 | urinal cake | 11 |
| #586 | wang | 1 |
| #553 | worn tophat | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |