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| #244 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 41 |
| #188 | 30669 scroll | 64 |
| #349 | 33398 scroll | 52 |
| #164 | 334 scroll | 40 |
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| #133 | 64067 scroll | 4 |
| #272 | 668 scroll | 3 |
| #182 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 20 |
| #1458 | Amulet of Yendor | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #653 | Angry Farmer candy | 97 |
| #4300 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #67 | Bjorn's Hammer | 5 |
| #309 | Blatantly Canadian | 8 |
| #1679 | Bonerdagon necklace | 3 |
| #90 | Boris's ring | 15 |
| #1168 | Boss Bat bling | 2 |
| #1411 | Boss Bat britches | 7 |
| #336 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 22 |
| #1212 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 5 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #789 | Gnollish flyswatter | 1 |
| #673 | Gnollish pie tin | 1 |
| #680 | Gnollish toolbox | 1 |
| #133 | Jolly Roger charrrm | 35 |
| #691 | Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #1757 | Mad Train wine | 1 |
| #1461 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #2543 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #183 | Venus flytrap | 1 |
| #705 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
| #226 | abominable snowcone | 85 |
| #294 | acid-squirting flower | 12 |
| #358 | acoustic guitarrr | 10 |
| #129 | all-purpose flower | 1 |
| #314 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 48 |
| #1253 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 5 |
| #677 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #568 | annoying pitchfork | 4 |
| #230 | anticheese | 41 |
| #208 | arrrgyle socks | 13 |
| #181 | asbestos crossbow | 4 |
| #30 | asbestos meat stack | 5 |
| #111 | asbestos ore | 85 |
| #387 | asbestos staff | 1 |
| #478 | asbestos sword | 1 |
| #671 | asparagus knife | 5 |
| #124 | asparagus stir-fry | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #343 | asshat | 4 |
| #82 | astral badger | 1 |
| #1374 | astronaut pants | 3 |
| #318 | atomic vector plotter | 11 |
| #48 | automatic catapult | 3 |
| #561 | awful poetry journal | 127 |
| #357 | bätzle | 1 |
| #1539 | baby killer bee | 2 |
| #1712 | baconstone | 3 |
| #353 | baconstone bracelet | 1 |
| #186 | baconstone earring | 1 |
| #67 | baconstone pendant | 5 |
| #84 | baconstone ring | 3 |
| #1848 | badass belt | 29 |
| #662 | bag of Cheat-Os | 5 |
| #765 | bag of airline peanuts | 36 |
| #294 | balaclava | 2 |
| #242 | balaclava baklava | 12 |
| #899 | ball | 6 |
| #390 | balloon monkey | 4 |
| #217 | banjo strings | 1 |
| #884 | bar skin | 4 |
| #362 | barbed-wire fence | 12 |
| #1188 | barrrnacle | 7 |
| #85 | barskin hat | 8 |
| #233 | baseball | 27 |
| #331 | bat guano | 37 |
| #224 | bat wing | 77 |
| #214 | bat wing kabob | 1 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #346 | batgut | 82 |
| #267 | bean burrito | 1 |
| #112 | beer cartilage | 3 |
| #257 | beer lens | 10 |
| #395 | beertini | 4 |
| #38 | bejeweled accordion strap | 7 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #492 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 5 |
| #496 | big red clown nose | 10 |
| #132 | black lotus | 1 |
| #242 | black pixel | 108 |
| #747 | black striped oyster egg | 7 |
| #1649 | blood flower | 1 |
| #1032 | bloody beer | 1 |
| #278 | bloody clown pants | 22 |
| #620 | bloody mary | 1 |
| #352 | blue pixel | 181 |
| #272 | blue pixel potion | 3 |
| #376 | blue snowcone | 30 |
| #178 | blundarrrbus | 3 |
| #221 | bone rattle | 10 |
| #247 | bottle of gin | 98 |
| #416 | bottle of rum | 111 |
| #351 | bottle of tequila | 72 |
| #622 | bottle of vodka | 15 |
| #280 | bottle of whiskey | 157 |
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| #495 | bowl of cottage cheese | 29 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #256 | box | 56 |
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| #375 | boxed wine | 63 |
| #318 | brass stinger | 1 |
| #999 | brick | 30 |
| #415 | briefcase | 9 |
| #476 | broken skull | 31 |
| #615 | bubblewrap ore | 1 |
| #324 | bubbly potion | 38 |
| #207 | bugbear beanie | 38 |
| #285 | bugbear bungguard | 20 |
| #557 | bum cheek | 13 |
| #247 | calle de miel | 6 |
| #840 | can of Red Minotaur | 2 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #215 | can of maces | 5 |
| #1461 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 5 |
| #355 | candied kobold | 9 |
| #2359 | candied yams | 2 |
| #3284 | candy cane | 4 |
| #2397 | candy stake | 3 |
| #1498 | carbon nanotube frame | 3 |
| #414 | carob chunk cookies | 4 |
| #375 | carob chunk noodles | 4 |
| #241 | carob chunks | 28 |
| #151 | casino pass | 25 |
| #504 | cast | 25 |
| #819 | catgut | 1 |
| #131 | catsup | 2 |
| #549 | chaos butterfly | 208 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #529 | cheap toaster | 4 |
| #84 | chef skull | 1 |
| #480 | chef's hat | 14 |
| #229 | cherry | 23 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #57 | deadly nightshade | 1 |
| #269 | disintegrating sheet music | 11 |
| #931 | draggin' ball hat | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #1277 | dwarf bread | 1 |
| #145 | exotic orchid | 1 |
| #1776 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1989 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #2410 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #82 | gilded lily | 1 |
| #3936 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #357 | hair spray | 11 |
| #968 | hill of beans | 1 |
| #1604 | ice-cold Willer | 1 |
| #1092 | ice-cold six-pack | 1 |
| #590 | long-stemmed rose | 1 |
| #1895 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1884 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #810 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #8930 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #8851 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8960 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8239 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8158 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8143 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8077 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4458 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #248 | tulip | 2 |
| #1099 | wad of dough | 1 |
| #1937 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #2053 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #1456 | x-ray specs | 1 |
| #2120 | yellow snowcone | 1 |
| #38 | yellow traffic cone | 1 |