| #500 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 4 |
| #2230 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #232 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
| #668 | Boris's ring | 2 |
| #1673 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #1153 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #2053 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #858 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #252 | Hell ramen | 14 |
| #1195 | Jack-in-the-box | 1 |
| #724 | Jolly Roger charrrm | 2 |
| #820 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 2 |
| #996 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #464 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 32 |
| #780 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 2 |
| #801 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 2 |
| #798 | Knob Goblin love potion | 4 |
| #549 | Knob Goblin pants | 12 |
| #731 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 5 |
| #695 | Knob Goblin seltzer | 3 |
| #760 | Knob Goblin steroids | 3 |
| #642 | Knob Goblin superseltzer | 2 |
| #819 | Knob Goblin tongs | 4 |
| #746 | Knob Goblin visor | 2 |
| #822 | Knob mushroom | 1 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #1507 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 5 |
| #595 | Orcish frat-paddle | 2 |
| #886 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 1 |
| #2658 | Rock Pops | 1 |
| #217 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 1 |
| #507 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 11 |
| #679 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #1081 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #1192 | astral mushroom | 1 |
| #1619 | astronaut pants | 2 |
| #1125 | baby killer bee | 5 |
| #7427 | badass belt | 1 |
| #1029 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #742 | bar skin | 7 |
| #367 | barskin hat | 1 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1064 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1022 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #126 | big rock | 17 |
| #665 | bone rattle | 1 |
| #842 | box | 4 |
| #6256 | box of sunshine | 3 |
| #180 | box-in-the-box-in-the-box | 1 |
| #519 | broken cellular phone | 3 |
| #637 | bugbear bungguard | 5 |
| #1326 | candy stake | 5 |
| #647 | capacitor relay | 15 |
| #1063 | chef's hat | 1 |
| #629 | cog | 25 |
| #179 | deactivated MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #810 | decorative fountain | 1 |
| #398 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 2 |
| #5138 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #960 | evil googly eye | 3 |
| #1508 | evil teddy bear | 5 |
| #952 | f3d0r4 | 1 |
| #1417 | fancy dress ball | 5 |
| #1194 | furry fur | 6 |
| #4736 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #633 | goat cheese pizza | 5 |
| #617 | infernal insoles | 2 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #268 | jabañero pepper | 1 |
| #1882 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #908 | ketchup hound | 1 |
| #484 | large box | 4 |
| #930 | lead necklace | 4 |
| #119 | leprechaun hatchling | 4 |
| #1265 | mafia aria | 8 |
| #726 | magical ice cubes | 16 |
| #476 | many-eyed glasses | 3 |
| #382 | maple leaf | 1 |
| #1087 | meat vortex | 1 |
| #262 | nothing-in-the-box | 1 |
| #56 | nothing-in-the-box-in-the-box | 1 |
| #529 | ocean motion | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #396 | palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #1430 | pet rock | 4 |
| #1882 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #537 | piercing post | 1 |
| #726 | pirate pelvis | 1 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #428 | plain pizza | 1 |
| #389 | potion of temporary gr8ness | 1 |
| #1382 | pretty flower | 7 |
| #564 | prosthetic forehead | 2 |
| #416 | rewinged stab bat | 1 |
| #558 | rubber axe | 1 |
| #408 | sausage pizza | 1 |
| #589 | screwdriver | 1 |
| #755 | scroll of drastic healing | 36 |
| #2313 | shiny ring | 3 |
| #324 | skewer-mounted razor blade | 3 |
| #379 | small box | 8 |
| #707 | spooky eggnog | 8 |
| #899 | spring | 4 |
| #908 | sprocket | 4 |
| #1131 | squashed frog | 1 |
| #1224 | sunken chest | 1 |
| #1402 | thin black candle | 5 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1700 | tiny house | 1 |
| #1654 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 11 |
| #837 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 2 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #850 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 2 |
| #1794 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 3 |
| #953 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 2 |
| #1203 | tiny plastic angry goat | 15 |
| #2557 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 7 |
| #1212 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 15 |
| #2572 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #2245 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 8 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1382 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 13 |
| #1658 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 11 |
| #1363 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 4 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #2534 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 7 |
| #1830 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 10 |
| #1833 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 10 |
| #974 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 2 |
| #3310 | tiny plastic grue | 5 |
| #1833 | tiny plastic hermit | 3 |
| #1515 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 12 |
| #1276 | tiny plastic killer bee | 14 |
| #1641 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 11 |
| #2242 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 8 |
| #1815 | tiny plastic mosquito | 10 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #1345 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 4 |
| #2039 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 9 |
| #1327 | tiny plastic sauceror | 4 |
| #1767 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 3 |
| #822 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 2 |
| #1542 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 12 |
| #3306 | tiny plastic stab bat | 5 |
| #2841 | tiny plastic star starfish | 6 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #1832 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 3 |
| #386 | tires | 17 |
| #1051 | titanium assault umbrella | 1 |
| #927 | toast | 711 |
| #1269 | toothsome rock | 6 |
| #373 | tortoise's blessing | 5 |
| #632 | turtle totem | 47 |
| #466 | vodka martini | 1 |
| #442 | wang | 2 |
| #220 | whip kit | 1 |
| #550 | white chocolate and tomato pizza | 3 |
| #586 | white collar | 1 |
| #2053 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #280 | yak skin | 2 |
| #1162 | yeti fur | 15 |