| #115 | "KICK ME" sign | 1 |
| #108 | Boulevardier cocktail | 2 |
| #41 | Crimbo Carol tattoo kit | 1 |
| #44 | Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit | 1 |
| #43 | Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit | 1 |
| #16 | Crimbo stockings | 1 |
| #64 | Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate | 6 |
| 🥇 | Ginsu™ | 1 |
| #121 | Holiday Fun! | 1 |
| #81 | Hotwire™ brand candy rope | 2 |
| #38 | Instant Karma | 292 |
| #997 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #62 | Lolsipop | 1 |
| #677 | Orcish baseball cap | 2 |
| #55 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 27 |
| #95 | Telltale™ rubber heart | 1 |
| #65 | Thwaitgold Illinigina illinoiensis model | 1 |
| #273 | Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette | 1 |
| #256 | Thwaitgold fairyfly statue | 1 |
| #319 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #178 | Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette | 1 |
| #227 | Thwaitgold protozoa statuette | 1 |
| #446 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 1 |
| #98 | Thwaitgold shield bug statuette | 1 |
| #281 | Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette | 1 |
| #112 | Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette | 1 |
| #16 | Ultra Mega Sour Ball | 3 |
| #26 | Yeg's Motel stationery | 1 |
| #851 | anniversary gift box | 5 |
| #246 | arrowgram | 1 |
| #20 | baby cuddlefish | 11 |
| #464 | black spot | 1 |
| #5 | booze drive button | 1 |
| #894 | box of sunshine | 291 |
| #19 | brain preservation fluid | 11 |
| #10 | bubbling tempura batter | 180 |
| #669 | bugbear beanie | 5 |
| 🥈 | candied almond | 1,111 |
| #26 | candy cane candygram | 1 |
| #6 | candy drive button | 1 |
| #53 | cartoon harpoon | 1 |
| #185 | cheer-o-gram | 1 |
| #88 | chewable paper | 1 |
| #8 | collapsible baton | 21 |
| #165 | colorful toad | 1 |
| #25 | cranberry margarita (brackish) | 111 |
| #433 | cream pie | 1 |
| #5 | deep six-shooter | 311 |
| #15 | dieting pill | 77 |
| #476 | disintegrating sheet music | 1 |
| #354 | displaced fish | 10 |
| #467 | donated booze | 4 |
| #191 | donated candy | 50 |
| #351 | donated food | 15 |
| #96 | drive-thru burger | 2 |
| #1335 | duct tape | 11 |
| #60 | eaves droppers | 1 |
| #121 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 16 |
| #42 | fancy calligraphy pen | 1 |
| #48 | fat loot token | 111 |
| #307 | filthy lucre | 111 |
| #8 | food drive button | 1 |
| #480 | foolscap fool's cap | 4 |
| #16 | fruit bat | 1 |
| #4 | giant pearl | 111 |
| #130 | glass of warm water | 1 |
| #99 | golden gum | 1 |
| #76 | golden gun | 1 |
| #9 | government booze shipment | 11 |
| #16 | government candy shipment | 10 |
| #23 | government food shipment | 5 |
| 🥇 | grody jug | 13,337 |
| 🥈 | grouper fangirl | 111 |
| #5 | groupie bra | 111 |
| #7 | groupie lipstick | 311 |
| #11 | guilty sprout | 269 |
| #984 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #66 | heart cozy | 1 |
| #27 | hermedisiac cologne | 5 |
| #7 | holo-bomber | 11 |
| #7 | holo-platoon | 11 |
| #7 | holo-tank | 11 |
| #6 | homemade robot | 11 |
| 🥉 | ice skate decoy | 11 |
| #9 | ice skate doll | 31 |
| #29 | imported lemon lozenge | 5 |
| #5 | jar of swamp honey | 1,071 |
| #1862 | jawbruiser | 1 |
| #1166 | lavender candy heart | 1 |
| #13 | lynyrd skin | 111 |
| #77 | mafia thumb ring | 1 |
| #4 | mermaid's purse | 111 |
| #120 | miniature coffin | 1 |
| #105 | misshapen animal skeleton | 1 |
| #6 | mutant crown | 2 |
| #6 | mutant legs | 2 |
| #8 | ninja pirate zombie robot | 11 |
| #104 | ninja pirate zombie robot head | 1 |
| #77 | pearlescent oyster egg | 11 |
| #56 | personal graffiti kit | 1 |
| #116 | personalizable gingerbread cookie | 1 |
| #40 | pie man was not meant to eat | 111 |
| #31 | plain snowcone | 111 |
| #83 | plastic nightmare troll | 1 |
| #34 | plus one | 1 |
| #18 | poncho de azucar | 1 |
| #5 | potato alarm clock | 50 |
| #31 | prescription teeth whitener | 5 |
| #179 | puff of smoke | 1 |
| #105 | quantum of familiar | 1 |
| #42 | really nice lump of coal | 2 |
| #101 | roll of drink tickets | 1 |
| #2275 | roll of toilet paper | 1 |
| #80 | rubber spider | 1 |
| #58 | s'more gun | 1 |
| #54 | sandwich of the gods | 28 |
| #11 | savings bond | 111 |
| #7 | sea honeydew | 111 |
| #12 | sea lace | 122 |
| #8 | sea lasso | 111 |
| #10 | sea lychee | 111 |
| #8 | sea tangelo | 111 |
| 🥉 | skate blade | 111 |
| #9 | skate skin | 711 |
| #69 | slime convention swag bag | 11 |
| #236 | snowball | 1 |
| #19 | snowpack | 1 |
| #8 | spangly unitard | 111 |
| #423 | stone of eXtreme power | 22 |
| #3140 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3116 | stuffed Meat | 1 |
| #8973 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #38 | stuffed dinosaur | 1 |
| #1967 | stuffed martini | 1 |
| #24 | stuffed red and green pepper (stale) | 111 |
| #3136 | stuffed teddy butler | 1 |
| #103 | tangle of copper wire | 1 |
| #14 | teacher's pen | 111 |
| 🥇 | tempura avocado | 111 |
| 🥈 | tempura carrot | 111 |
| 🥈 | tempura cucumber | 111 |
| 🥈 | tempura radish | 111 |
| #326 | throwing bone | 1 |
| #165 | time's arrow | 1 |
| #16 | tinsel orb | 1 |
| #4 | tiny glowing red nose | 6 |
| #2848 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 2 |
| #2776 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 2 |
| #1511 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 3 |
| #1174 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 4 |
| #1784 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 4 |
| #1508 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 3 |
| #777 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 6 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 1 |
| #1499 | tiny plastic Felonia | 3 |
| #2168 | tiny plastic G Imp | 3 |
| #1761 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 4 |
| #1256 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 6 |
| #2170 | tiny plastic Hellion | 3 |
| #2163 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 3 |
| #1491 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 3 |
| #1221 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 6 |
| #2165 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 3 |
| #1762 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 4 |
| #1453 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 5 |
| #17 | tiny plastic Naughty Sorceress | 1 |
| #1044 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 7 |
| #1237 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 6 |
| #1726 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 4 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #1520 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 3 |
| #2059 | tiny plastic The Man | 2 |
| #1470 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 5 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #735 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 10 |
| #1452 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 5 |
| #2790 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 2 |
| #2138 | tiny plastic astronomer | 3 |
| #1213 | tiny plastic beanbat | 6 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1466 | tiny plastic blooper | 5 |
| #2850 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 2 |
| #2146 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 3 |
| #1182 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 4 |
| #1764 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 4 |
| #1477 | tiny plastic demoninja | 5 |
| #1758 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 4 |
| #1058 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 7 |
| #1483 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 5 |
| #2183 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 3 |
| #1210 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 6 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 2 |
| #1475 | tiny plastic goth giant | 5 |
| #1423 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 5 |
| #1063 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 7 |
| #812 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 9 |
| #1107 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 7 |
| #2796 | tiny plastic scary clown | 2 |
| #2171 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 3 |
| #1079 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 7 |
| #1214 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 6 |
| #1112 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 7 |
| #955 | tiny plastic taco cat | 8 |
| #1202 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 6 |
| #1485 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 5 |
| #1074 | tiny plastic warwelf | 7 |
| #1435 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 5 |
| #1238 | tiny plastic zmobie | 6 |
| 🥉 | turtle voicebox | 5,125 |
| #8 | underwater slingshot | 411 |
| #586 | wang | 1 |
| #436 | warbear beeping telegram | 1 |
| #422 | warbear procedural hilarity drone | 1 |
| #71 | wind-up spider | 1 |