| #110 | "KICK ME" sign | 1 |
| #106 | Boulevardier cocktail | 2 |
| #42 | Crimbo Carol tattoo kit | 1 |
| #45 | Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit | 1 |
| #44 | Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit | 1 |
| #16 | Crimbo stockings | 1 |
| #71 | Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate | 5 |
| 🥇 | Ginsu™ | 1 |
| #121 | Holiday Fun! | 1 |
| #81 | Hotwire™ brand candy rope | 2 |
| #46 | Instant Karma | 264 |
| #995 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #60 | Lolsipop | 1 |
| #676 | Orcish baseball cap | 2 |
| #665 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 11 |
| #95 | Telltale™ rubber heart | 1 |
| #34 | Thwaitgold Illinigina illinoiensis model | 1 |
| #245 | Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette | 1 |
| #233 | Thwaitgold fairyfly statue | 1 |
| #306 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #161 | Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette | 1 |
| #210 | Thwaitgold protozoa statuette | 1 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 1 |
| #253 | Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette | 1 |
| #88 | Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette | 1 |
| #17 | Ultra Mega Sour Ball | 3 |
| #25 | Yeg's Motel stationery | 1 |
| #1125 | anniversary gift box | 4 |
| #245 | arrowgram | 1 |
| #20 | baby cuddlefish | 11 |
| #462 | black spot | 1 |
| #5 | booze drive button | 1 |
| #965 | box of sunshine | 255 |
| #41 | brain preservation fluid | 6 |
| #10 | bubbling tempura batter | 180 |
| #671 | bugbear beanie | 5 |
| 🥇 | candied almond | 1,111 |
| #27 | candy cane candygram | 1 |
| #6 | candy drive button | 1 |
| #53 | cartoon harpoon | 1 |
| #184 | cheer-o-gram | 1 |
| #89 | chewable paper | 1 |
| #8 | collapsible baton | 21 |
| #166 | colorful toad | 1 |
| #25 | cranberry margarita (brackish) | 111 |
| #432 | cream pie | 1 |
| #5 | deep six-shooter | 311 |
| #14 | dieting pill | 77 |
| #476 | disintegrating sheet music | 1 |
| #354 | displaced fish | 10 |
| #452 | donated booze | 4 |
| #183 | donated candy | 50 |
| #342 | donated food | 15 |
| #93 | drive-thru burger | 2 |
| #1334 | duct tape | 11 |
| #58 | eaves droppers | 1 |
| #627 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 11 |
| #42 | fancy calligraphy pen | 1 |
| #49 | fat loot token | 111 |
| #307 | filthy lucre | 111 |
| #8 | food drive button | 1 |
| #479 | foolscap fool's cap | 4 |
| #16 | fruit bat | 1 |
| 🥉 | giant pearl | 111 |
| #128 | glass of warm water | 1 |
| #98 | golden gum | 1 |
| #76 | golden gun | 1 |
| #8 | government booze shipment | 11 |
| #16 | government candy shipment | 10 |
| #22 | government food shipment | 5 |
| 🥇 | grody jug | 13,337 |
| 🥈 | grouper fangirl | 111 |
| #5 | groupie bra | 111 |
| #7 | groupie lipstick | 311 |
| #9 | guilty sprout | 269 |
| #981 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #64 | heart cozy | 1 |
| #27 | hermedisiac cologne | 5 |
| #7 | holo-bomber | 11 |
| #7 | holo-platoon | 11 |
| #7 | holo-tank | 11 |
| #6 | homemade robot | 11 |
| 🥉 | ice skate decoy | 11 |
| #9 | ice skate doll | 31 |
| #29 | imported lemon lozenge | 5 |
| #5 | jar of swamp honey | 1,071 |
| #1862 | jawbruiser | 1 |
| #1166 | lavender candy heart | 1 |
| #12 | lynyrd skin | 111 |
| #76 | mafia thumb ring | 1 |
| #4 | mermaid's purse | 111 |
| #119 | miniature coffin | 1 |
| #105 | misshapen animal skeleton | 1 |
| #6 | mutant crown | 2 |
| #7 | mutant legs | 2 |
| #8 | ninja pirate zombie robot | 11 |
| #104 | ninja pirate zombie robot head | 1 |
| #74 | pearlescent oyster egg | 11 |
| #55 | personal graffiti kit | 1 |
| #114 | personalizable gingerbread cookie | 1 |
| #40 | pie man was not meant to eat | 111 |
| #28 | plain snowcone | 111 |
| #83 | plastic nightmare troll | 1 |
| #34 | plus one | 1 |
| #17 | poncho de azucar | 1 |
| #5 | potato alarm clock | 50 |
| #31 | prescription teeth whitener | 5 |
| #179 | puff of smoke | 1 |
| #123 | quantum of familiar | 1 |
| #42 | really nice lump of coal | 2 |
| #101 | roll of drink tickets | 1 |
| #2271 | roll of toilet paper | 1 |
| #81 | rubber spider | 1 |
| #57 | s'more gun | 1 |
| #697 | sandwich of the gods | 11 |
| #9 | savings bond | 111 |
| #6 | sea honeydew | 111 |
| #12 | sea lace | 122 |
| #8 | sea lasso | 111 |
| #9 | sea lychee | 111 |
| #7 | sea tangelo | 111 |
| 🥉 | skate blade | 111 |
| #9 | skate skin | 711 |
| #69 | slime convention swag bag | 11 |
| #235 | snowball | 1 |
| #19 | snowpack | 1 |
| #8 | spangly unitard | 111 |
| #425 | stone of eXtreme power | 22 |
| #3120 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3095 | stuffed Meat | 1 |
| #8962 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #37 | stuffed dinosaur | 1 |
| #1960 | stuffed martini | 1 |
| #24 | stuffed red and green pepper (stale) | 111 |
| #3119 | stuffed teddy butler | 1 |
| #102 | tangle of copper wire | 1 |
| #14 | teacher's pen | 111 |
| 🥇 | tempura avocado | 111 |
| 🥈 | tempura carrot | 111 |
| 🥈 | tempura cucumber | 111 |
| 🥈 | tempura radish | 111 |
| #325 | throwing bone | 1 |
| #164 | time's arrow | 1 |
| #16 | tinsel orb | 1 |
| #4 | tiny glowing red nose | 6 |
| #2845 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 2 |
| #2771 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 2 |
| #1510 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 3 |
| #1173 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 4 |
| #1782 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 4 |
| #1508 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 3 |
| #776 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 6 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 1 |
| #1497 | tiny plastic Felonia | 3 |
| #2166 | tiny plastic G Imp | 3 |
| #1758 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 4 |
| #1461 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 5 |
| #2167 | tiny plastic Hellion | 3 |
| #2162 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 3 |
| #1489 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 3 |
| #1220 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 6 |
| #2161 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 3 |
| #1759 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 4 |
| #1451 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 5 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Naughty Sorceress | 1 |
| #1223 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 6 |
| #1446 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 5 |
| #2118 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 3 |
| #3885 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #1517 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 3 |
| #2053 | tiny plastic The Man | 2 |
| #1739 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 4 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #946 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 8 |
| #1450 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 5 |
| #1755 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 4 |
| #2135 | tiny plastic astronomer | 3 |
| #1211 | tiny plastic beanbat | 6 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1465 | tiny plastic blooper | 5 |
| #2844 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 2 |
| #2144 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 3 |
| #1177 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 4 |
| #2147 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 3 |
| #1474 | tiny plastic demoninja | 5 |
| #2797 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 2 |
| #912 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 8 |
| #1785 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 4 |
| #2793 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 2 |
| #1209 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 6 |
| #2802 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 2 |
| #1474 | tiny plastic goth giant | 5 |
| #2108 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 3 |
| #1062 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 7 |
| #1068 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 7 |
| #1483 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 5 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #2167 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 3 |
| #1072 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 7 |
| #1211 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 6 |
| #1255 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 6 |
| #954 | tiny plastic taco cat | 8 |
| #1200 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 6 |
| #1765 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 4 |
| #1255 | tiny plastic warwelf | 6 |
| #1721 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 4 |
| #1237 | tiny plastic zmobie | 6 |
| 🥉 | turtle voicebox | 5,125 |
| #8 | underwater slingshot | 411 |
| #585 | wang | 1 |
| #436 | warbear beeping telegram | 1 |
| #423 | warbear procedural hilarity drone | 1 |
| #72 | wind-up spider | 1 |