| #1067 | Angry Farmer candy | 30 |
| #1743 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #1732 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1153 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #903 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #1670 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2053 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #858 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #1452 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #774 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 9 |
| #744 | awful poetry journal | 68 |
| #1654 | blood flower | 1 |
| #1073 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #437 | bow | 1 |
| #241 | cocoa egg | 56 |
| #895 | disturbing fanfic | 47 |
| #74 | flaming mushroom wine | 6 |
| #637 | giant needle | 26 |
| #3897 | grue egg | 3 |
| #63 | icy mushroom wine | 6 |
| #280 | large cocoa eggshell fragment | 1 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #570 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #397 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 2 |
| #754 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #548 | small leather glove | 1 |
| #560 | spooky bicycle chain | 4 |
| #119 | spooky eyeliner | 20 |
| #124 | spooky lipstick | 20 |
| #56 | stinky mushroom wine | 6 |
| #1394 | stone of eXtreme power | 1 |
| #578 | super-spiky hair gel | 99 |
| #622 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 9 |
| #3994 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 4 |
| #3080 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #6142 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #4886 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 3 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3945 | tiny plastic grue | 4 |
| #6148 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #4864 | tiny plastic stab bat | 3 |
| #6166 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #1917 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 4 |
| #1151 | valuable trinket | 36 |
| #1180 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 2 |