| #1067 | Angry Farmer candy | 30 |
| #1736 | Breathetastic⢠Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #1728 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1486 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1418 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1426 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #1666 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2054 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1404 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1415 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1375 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #1450 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #774 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 9 |
| #745 | awful poetry journal | 68 |
| #1649 | blood flower | 1 |
| #1066 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #437 | bow | 1 |
| #240 | cocoa egg | 56 |
| #894 | disturbing fanfic | 47 |
| #74 | flaming mushroom wine | 6 |
| #636 | giant needle | 26 |
| #3888 | grue egg | 3 |
| #62 | icy mushroom wine | 6 |
| #280 | large cocoa eggshell fragment | 1 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #565 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #394 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 2 |
| #751 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #548 | small leather glove | 1 |
| #558 | spooky bicycle chain | 4 |
| #119 | spooky eyeliner | 20 |
| #124 | spooky lipstick | 20 |
| #55 | stinky mushroom wine | 6 |
| #1396 | stone of eXtreme power | 1 |
| #577 | super-spiky hair gel | 99 |
| #623 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 9 |
| #3983 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 4 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #4534 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #6127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #4878 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 3 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8078 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3937 | tiny plastic grue | 4 |
| #6135 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8090 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #4858 | tiny plastic stab bat | 3 |
| #6157 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #1914 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 4 |
| #1151 | valuable trinket | 36 |
| #1177 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 2 |