lovebite

RankItemQuantity
#1817-ball1
#842Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental1
#4296Baron von Ratsworth's monocle1
🥈Big Candy's tophat1
#2773Boss Bat britches1
#19Brimstone Boxers2
🥈C.B.F.G.1
#174Chester's cutoffs1
#165Chroner499
#2464Colander of Em-er'il1
#9Counterclockwise Watch1
#173Crimbo Credit70
#6Crimbomination Contraption1
#2758Crimbuck7
#129Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate2
#956FDKOL commendation2
#212Frosty's carrot1
#196Frosty's nailbat1
#88Hodgman's almanac1
#118Hodgman's bow tie1
#73Hodgman's garbage sticker1
#129Hodgman's lobsterskin pants1
#26Hodgman's lucky sock2
🥈Krampus Horn1
🥇LWA ring1
#261Mae West with a fly in it1
#17Novelty Belt Buckle of Violence1
#216Ol' Scratch's ash can1
#525Order of the Silver Wossname1
#1599Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster2
#146Pasta Spoon of Peril2
#6Staff of the Deepest Freeze1
#27Staff of the Grease Trap1
#34Staff of the Kitchen Floor1
#13Staff of the Woodfire1
#736Supernova Champagne1
#12Talisman of Bakula1
#10The Nuge's favorite crossbow1
🥈Uncle Crimbo's hat1
#66Wand of Oscus2
#187Zombo's shield1
#85Zombo's skull ring1
🥈anniversary balsa wood socks1
🥇anniversary burlap belt1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
🥈anniversary concrete fedora1
🥈anniversary pewter cape1
🥈anniversary safety glass vest1
🥈anniversary tiny latex mask1
#269black velvet box1
#198blended frozen swill with a fly in it1
#2642box of sunshine38
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
#249calle de miel with a fly in it1
#29crazy bastard sword1
#123das boot1
🥇detour shield1
#1116enchanted leopard-print barbell4
#406fat loot token1
#20foot-long hot daub1
🥉hobo code binder1
#544hobo nickel380
#17hockey stick of furious angry rage1
#18hot daub bun1
#16hot daub stand1
#18hypnodisk1
#22incredibly dense meat gem1
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#235mandarina colada with a fly in it1
#600mysterious silver lapel pin1
#9optimal spreadsheet1
#153outrageous sombrero1
#323plain brown wrapper1
#213plexiglass pants1
#213plexiglass pinky ring1
#246prussian cathouse with a fly in it1
#182rockin' wagon with a fly in it1
#10rose-colored glasses1
#1705sandwich of the gods2
#238slap and tickle with a fly in it1
#42slime-covered club1
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#676stainless steel scarf5
#534stainless steel shillelagh8
#456stainless steel skullcap7
#690stainless steel slacks6
#773stainless steel solitaire4
#929stainless steel suspenders4
#10super-sweet boom box1
#223tangarita with a fly in it1
#970tattered paper crown1
🥇time sleigh1
#140time sword1
#174tin star1

Wow, that's 1,122 items total!

what items are this player missing?