| #18 | 17-ball | 1 |
| #846 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #4300 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #2772 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #19 | Brimstone Boxers | 2 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #165 | Chroner | 499 |
| #2462 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #9 | Counterclockwise Watch | 1 |
| #172 | Crimbo Credit | 70 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2757 | Crimbuck | 7 |
| #27 | Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield | 1 |
| #128 | Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate | 2 |
| #958 | FDKOL commendation | 2 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #195 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #87 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #118 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| #130 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 1 |
| #26 | Hodgman's lucky sock | 2 |
| 🥈 | Krampus Horn | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #15 | Novelty Belt Buckle of Violence | 1 |
| #215 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #524 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #1594 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #146 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 2 |
| #6 | Staff of the Deepest Freeze | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grease Trap | 1 |
| #34 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 1 |
| #14 | Staff of the Woodfire | 1 |
| #738 | Supernova Champagne | 1 |
| #29 | Talisman of Baio | 1 |
| #12 | Talisman of Bakula | 1 |
| #10 | The Nuge's favorite crossbow | 1 |
| 🥈 | Uncle Crimbo's hat | 1 |
| #65 | Wand of Oscus | 2 |
| #188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #269 | black velvet box | 1 |
| #2639 | box of sunshine | 38 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #29 | crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #123 | das boot | 1 |
| 🥇 | detour shield | 1 |
| #1114 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 4 |
| #406 | fat loot token | 1 |
| #20 | foot-long hot daub | 1 |
| 🥉 | hobo code binder | 1 |
| #546 | hobo nickel | 380 |
| #16 | hockey stick of furious angry rage | 1 |
| #18 | hot daub bun | 1 |
| #16 | hot daub stand | 1 |
| #18 | hypnodisk | 1 |
| #23 | incredibly dense meat gem | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #599 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| #9 | optimal spreadsheet | 1 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #322 | plain brown wrapper | 1 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #1701 | sandwich of the gods | 2 |
| #42 | slime-covered club | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #676 | stainless steel scarf | 5 |
| #535 | stainless steel shillelagh | 8 |
| #455 | stainless steel skullcap | 7 |
| #691 | stainless steel slacks | 6 |
| #772 | stainless steel solitaire | 4 |
| #929 | stainless steel suspenders | 4 |
| #11 | super-sweet boom box | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #143 | time sword | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |