| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| 🥇 | Book of Old-Timey Carols | 1 |
| #313 | Chroner | 110 |
| 🥈 | Crimbo smile | 1 |
| #202 | Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 | 7 |
| 🥇 | Crimbuccaneer war standard | 1 |
| #2738 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #11 | Elf Guard MPC | 11,407 |
| 🥇 | Elf Guard war standard | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #3359 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 2 |
| #54 | Marquis de Poivre soda | 591 |
| 🥇 | Mt. Noob Pale Ale | 3 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| 🥇 | SalesCo sample kit | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Cocktail Shaker | 1 |
| #62 | The Superconductor's CPU | 1 |
| #87 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #509 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 2 |
| #103 | Volcoino | 1 |
| #24 | alien plant fibers | 3 |
| #29 | alien rock sample | 20 |
| #22 | alien toenails | 4 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #6543 | badass belt | 2 |
| #5 | booze drive button | 1 |
| 🥇 | bowl of oriole's nest soup | 3 |
| #5525 | box of sunshine | 5 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #6 | candy drive button | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| 🥇 | cozy scarf | 1 |
| #520 | donated booze | 1 |
| #513 | donated food | 1 |
| #2323 | duct tape | 1 |
| #1166 | empty agua de vida bottle | 4 |
| #564 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 43 |
| #1944 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #408 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 2 |
| #478 | figurine of a sleek seal | 3 |
| #8 | food drive button | 1 |
| #687 | fuzzy busby | 1 |
| #581 | ghost of a necklace | 1 |
| 🥇 | glass eye | 1 |
| #788 | gold wedding ring | 1 |
| 🥇 | goo magnet | 1 |
| #4471 | grue egg | 2 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted diving booties | 1 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #51 | high-temperature mining drill | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #267 | lawn dart | 1 |
| 🥇 | meatball machine | 1 |
| #990 | old sweatpants | 44 |
| 🥇 | overflowing gift basket | 1 |
| 🥇 | oxygenated eggnog helmet | 1 |
| 🥇 | peppermint harpoon gun | 1 |
| #41 | pirate encryption key alpha | 1 |
| #40 | pirate encryption key bravo | 1 |
| #45 | pirate encryption key charlie | 1 |
| #39 | pirate encryption key delta | 1 |
| #609 | radium-flavored potato chips | 44 |
| 🥇 | refurbished air fryer | 1 |
| #1037 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #15 | smooth velvet hanky | 1 |
| #12 | smooth velvet hat | 1 |
| #16 | smooth velvet pants | 1 |
| #16 | smooth velvet pocket square | 1 |
| #20 | smooth velvet shirt | 1 |
| #15 | smooth velvet socks | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3296 | spectre scepter | 2 |
| 🥇 | train whistle | 1 |
| #1819 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #565 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 42 |