| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| 🥇 | Book of Old-Timey Carols | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbo smile | 1 |
| #229 | Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 | 7 |
| 🥇 | Crimbuccaneer war standard | 1 |
| #2742 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #11 | Elf Guard MPC | 11,407 |
| 🥇 | Elf Guard war standard | 1 |
| #1675 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #3359 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 2 |
| #42 | Marquis de Poivre soda | 834 |
| 🥇 | Mt. Noob Pale Ale | 3 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| 🥇 | SalesCo sample kit | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Cocktail Shaker | 1 |
| #65 | The Superconductor's CPU | 1 |
| #96 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #522 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 2 |
| #105 | Volcoino | 1 |
| #24 | alien plant fibers | 3 |
| #29 | alien rock sample | 20 |
| #21 | alien toenails | 4 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #6540 | badass belt | 2 |
| #5 | booze drive button | 1 |
| 🥇 | bowl of oriole's nest soup | 3 |
| #5528 | box of sunshine | 5 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #6 | candy drive button | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| 🥇 | cozy scarf | 1 |
| #533 | donated booze | 1 |
| #523 | donated food | 1 |
| #2324 | duct tape | 1 |
| #1168 | empty agua de vida bottle | 4 |
| #523 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 54 |
| #1946 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #409 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 2 |
| #478 | figurine of a sleek seal | 3 |
| #8 | food drive button | 1 |
| #688 | fuzzy busby | 1 |
| #587 | ghost of a necklace | 1 |
| #792 | gold wedding ring | 1 |
| 🥇 | goo magnet | 1 |
| #4475 | grue egg | 2 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted diving booties | 1 |
| #5202 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #53 | high-temperature mining drill | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #267 | lawn dart | 1 |
| 🥇 | meatball machine | 1 |
| #152 | old sweatpants | 463 |
| 🥇 | overflowing gift basket | 1 |
| 🥇 | oxygenated eggnog helmet | 1 |
| 🥇 | peppermint harpoon gun | 1 |
| #44 | pirate encryption key alpha | 1 |
| #42 | pirate encryption key bravo | 1 |
| #49 | pirate encryption key charlie | 1 |
| #46 | pirate encryption key delta | 1 |
| #574 | radium-flavored potato chips | 55 |
| 🥇 | refurbished air fryer | 1 |
| #1034 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #15 | smooth velvet hanky | 1 |
| #12 | smooth velvet hat | 1 |
| #16 | smooth velvet pants | 1 |
| #16 | smooth velvet pocket square | 1 |
| #19 | smooth velvet shirt | 1 |
| #15 | smooth velvet socks | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3298 | spectre scepter | 2 |
| 🥇 | train whistle | 1 |
| #1821 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #521 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 53 |