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| #775 | Jarlsberg's earring | 1 |
| #669 | LED block | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #233 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 1 |
| #734 | Sneaky Pete's breath spray | 1 |
| #669 | Trollhouse cookies | 24 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #153 | White Citadel burger | 22 |
| #98 | White Citadel fries | 19 |
| #348 | Ye Olde Navy Fleece | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #188 | clockwork key | 10 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #840 | cyborg stompin' boot | 3 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #1946 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #2538 | golden ring | 5 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #1305 | iGoogly | 4 |
| #325 | iced-out bling | 1 |
| #314 | immense cyborg hand | 10 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #2373 | killing feather | 4 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #1296 | little paper umbrella | 1 |
| #1347 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #1147 | magical ice cubes | 2 |
| #248 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #132 | meatspout staff | 1 |
| #275 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 2 |
| #1676 | nanite-infested candy cane | 5 |
| #1414 | nanite-infested eggnog | 4 |
| #2618 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 2 |
| #2715 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #343 | nanofiber cloth | 16 |
| #361 | natty blue ascot | 1 |
| #328 | oversized fish scaler | 11 |
| #974 | piece of wedding cake | 2 |
| #514 | polyalloy shield | 7 |
| #2213 | porquoise | 1 |
| #294 | porquoise necklace | 1 |
| #106 | pulled porquoise pendant | 1 |
| #587 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #136 | ridiculous sandwich | 11 |
| #1622 | robotronic egg | 6 |
| #2199 | rogue swarmer | 21 |
| #2397 | sawblade fragment | 8 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1398 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #2785 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 3 |
| #3688 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 11 |
| #3180 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 14 |
| #2379 | stuffed Meat | 7 |
| #3996 | stuffed angry cow | 10 |
| #5354 | stuffed astral badger | 6 |
| #5283 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 6 |
| #6179 | stuffed cocoabo | 4 |
| #1527 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 2 |
| #4624 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 8 |
| #4307 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 9 |
| #3074 | stuffed hand turkey | 15 |
| #2392 | stuffed key | 3 |
| #1966 | stuffed martini | 1 |
| #4031 | stuffed mind flayer | 10 |
| #2627 | stuffed mink | 4 |
| #2923 | stuffed monocle | 2 |
| #4963 | stuffed scary death orb | 7 |
| #4600 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 8 |
| #5159 | stuffed snowy owl | 6 |
| #4589 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 8 |
| #5739 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 5 |
| #2922 | stuffed teddy butler | 2 |
| #2570 | stuffed tin of caviar | 5 |
| #4903 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 7 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3883 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3061 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4466 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8223 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #1589 | toast | 213 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #2569 | unstable laser battery | 9 |
| #443 | vibrating cyborg knife | 11 |
| #568 | white Canadian | 3 |
| #740 | white chocolate chip cookies | 1 |
| #383 | white chocolate chips | 23 |
| #479 | white lightning | 16 |
| #477 | white picket fence | 6 |
| #858 | white pixel | 6 |
| #358 | white satin pants | 9 |
| #496 | white snake skin | 14 |
| #393 | white sword | 9 |