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| #241 | 1952 Mickey Mantle card | 1 |
| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| #3369 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #220 | Chori Zo trading card | 1 |
| #18 | Crimbo training manual | 1 |
| #4249 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #88 | Elizabeth's Dollie | 1 |
| #1286 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #145 | Lobster qua Grill | 1 |
| #3015 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 3 |
| #396 | Marquis de Poivre soda | 3 |
| #152 | Mysterious Red Box | 1 |
| #77 | Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#1) | 1 |
| #82 | Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#2) | 1 |
| #80 | Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#3) | 1 |
| #1037 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #65 | The Superconductor's CPU | 1 |
| #915 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #257 | batskin belt | 2 |
| #146 | big glob of skin | 1 |
| #827 | blue class ring | 1 |
| #2995 | bottle of goofballs | 5 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #349 | bunny liver | 17 |
| #371 | burst hellseal brain | 12 |
| #883 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #45 | do-it-yourself laser eye surgery kit | 1 |
| #112 | equal sign | 1 |
| #277 | fat loot token | 7 |
| #846 | figurine of a cold seal | 2 |
| #378 | figurine of a stinking seal | 5 |
| #2035 | filthy lucre | 1 |
| #4475 | grue egg | 2 |
| #4484 | handful of confetti | 2 |
| #22 | immense free-range mushroom | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #607 | magical pony: Uniquity | 1 |
| #2220 | old sweatpants | 1 |
| #41 | puppet strings | 1 |
| #1022 | red class ring | 1 |
| #326 | shredded hellseal hide | 13 |
| #246 | skull of the Bonerdagon | 4 |
| #2330 | solid gold bowling ball | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #225 | spray paint | 14 |
| #5713 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 5 |
| #8943 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #6395 | stuffed astral badger | 4 |
| #8950 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7694 | stuffed cocoabo | 2 |
| #7026 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 3 |
| #6333 | stuffed hand turkey | 4 |
| #7031 | stuffed scary death orb | 3 |
| #6374 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 4 |
| #6909 | stuffed snowy owl | 3 |
| #6332 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #6286 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #8893 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #954 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #611 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #600 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #632 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #931 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #934 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #946 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #591 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #941 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #592 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #586 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #952 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #554 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #568 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #948 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #951 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #580 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #552 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #566 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #3987 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3077 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3883 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3061 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3064 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3974 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #19 | tiny plastic caboose | 2 |
| #37 | tiny plastic coal car | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3174 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #18 | tiny plastic dining car | 2 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic locomotive | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #3995 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #18 | tiny plastic passenger car | 2 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #67 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4466 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3849 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #6198 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #213 | torn hellseal sinew | 29 |
| #1032 | white class ring | 1 |