| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| 🥇 | Book of Old-Timey Carols | 1 |
| #357 | CSA fire-starting kit | 7 |
| #313 | Chroner | 110 |
| 🥈 | Crimbo smile | 1 |
| #225 | Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 | 4 |
| 🥇 | Crimbuccaneer war standard | 1 |
| #2738 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #10 | Elf Guard MPC | 11,725 |
| 🥇 | Elf Guard war standard | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #1266 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 19 |
| #57 | Marquis de Poivre soda | 546 |
| #11 | Mer-kin gladiator mask | 1 |
| #13 | Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece | 1 |
| #14 | Mer-kin scholar mask | 1 |
| #13 | Mer-kin scholar tailpiece | 1 |
| 🥇 | Mt. Noob Pale Ale | 3 |
| 🥇 | SalesCo sample kit | 1 |
| #20 | Staff of Simmering Hatred | 1 |
| #62 | The Superconductor's CPU | 1 |
| #179 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 17 |
| #87 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #66 | Volcoino | 3 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #16 | automa-bot parts | 2,000 |
| #2547 | badass belt | 19 |
| #5 | booze drive button | 1 |
| #5028 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| 🥇 | bowl of oriole's nest soup | 3 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #964 | bunny liver | 1 |
| #6 | candy drive button | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| 🥇 | cozy scarf | 1 |
| #123 | das boot | 1 |
| #2323 | duct tape | 1 |
| #1124 | empty agua de vida bottle | 6 |
| #649 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 29 |
| #1944 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #719 | figurine of a cold seal | 4 |
| #503 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 1 |
| #421 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 1 |
| #48 | fishy pipe | 1 |
| #8 | food drive button | 1 |
| #581 | ghost of a necklace | 1 |
| 🥇 | glass eye | 1 |
| #788 | gold wedding ring | 1 |
| 🥇 | goo magnet | 1 |
| #64 | government booze shipment | 1 |
| #69 | government candy shipment | 1 |
| #1546 | grue egg | 16 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted diving booties | 1 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #19 | high-temperature mining drill | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1287 | little paper umbrella | 1 |
| #1137 | magical ice cubes | 2 |
| 🥇 | magical mystery juice | 201,269 |
| 🥇 | meatball machine | 1 |
| #213 | old sweatpants | 335 |
| 🥇 | oxygenated eggnog helmet | 1 |
| 🥇 | peppermint harpoon gun | 1 |
| #41 | pirate encryption key alpha | 1 |
| #40 | pirate encryption key bravo | 1 |
| #45 | pirate encryption key charlie | 1 |
| #39 | pirate encryption key delta | 1 |
| #694 | radium-flavored potato chips | 28 |
| 🥇 | refurbished air fryer | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #478 | seal-blubber candle | 1 |
| #15 | smooth velvet hanky | 1 |
| #12 | smooth velvet hat | 1 |
| #16 | smooth velvet pants | 1 |
| #16 | smooth velvet pocket square | 1 |
| #20 | smooth velvet shirt | 1 |
| #15 | smooth velvet socks | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1419 | spectre scepter | 19 |
| #85 | synthetic dog hair pill | 4 |
| 🥇 | train whistle | 1 |
| #559 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 17 |
| #45 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #646 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 27 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |