| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| 🥇 | Book of Old-Timey Carols | 1 |
| #356 | CSA fire-starting kit | 7 |
| 🥈 | Crimbo smile | 1 |
| #274 | Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 | 4 |
| 🥇 | Crimbuccaneer war standard | 1 |
| #2741 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #10 | Elf Guard MPC | 11,725 |
| 🥇 | Elf Guard war standard | 1 |
| #1676 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #1272 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 19 |
| #40 | Marquis de Poivre soda | 1,041 |
| #12 | Mer-kin gladiator mask | 1 |
| #14 | Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece | 1 |
| #14 | Mer-kin scholar mask | 1 |
| #13 | Mer-kin scholar tailpiece | 1 |
| 🥇 | Mt. Noob Pale Ale | 3 |
| 🥇 | SalesCo sample kit | 1 |
| #21 | Staff of Simmering Hatred | 1 |
| #68 | The Superconductor's CPU | 1 |
| #180 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 17 |
| #100 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #67 | Volcoino | 3 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #16 | automa-bot parts | 2,000 |
| #2548 | badass belt | 19 |
| #5 | booze drive button | 1 |
| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| 🥇 | bowl of oriole's nest soup | 3 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #970 | bunny liver | 1 |
| #6 | candy drive button | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| 🥇 | cozy scarf | 1 |
| #123 | das boot | 1 |
| #734 | dry noodles | 21 |
| #2320 | duct tape | 1 |
| #1128 | empty agua de vida bottle | 6 |
| #579 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 40 |
| #1944 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #720 | figurine of a cold seal | 4 |
| #504 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 1 |
| #422 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 1 |
| #48 | fishy pipe | 1 |
| #8 | food drive button | 1 |
| #592 | ghost of a necklace | 1 |
| #794 | gold wedding ring | 1 |
| 🥇 | goo magnet | 1 |
| #65 | government booze shipment | 1 |
| #69 | government candy shipment | 1 |
| #1549 | grue egg | 16 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted diving booties | 1 |
| #5197 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #19 | high-temperature mining drill | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1297 | little paper umbrella | 1 |
| #1147 | magical ice cubes | 2 |
| 🥇 | magical mystery juice | 201,269 |
| 🥇 | meatball machine | 1 |
| #216 | old sweatpants | 335 |
| 🥇 | oxygenated eggnog helmet | 1 |
| 🥇 | peppermint harpoon gun | 1 |
| #47 | pirate encryption key alpha | 1 |
| #46 | pirate encryption key bravo | 1 |
| #50 | pirate encryption key charlie | 1 |
| #49 | pirate encryption key delta | 1 |
| #641 | radium-flavored potato chips | 39 |
| 🥇 | refurbished air fryer | 1 |
| #1300 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #477 | seal-blubber candle | 1 |
| #15 | smooth velvet hanky | 1 |
| #12 | smooth velvet hat | 1 |
| #16 | smooth velvet pants | 1 |
| #16 | smooth velvet pocket square | 1 |
| #19 | smooth velvet shirt | 1 |
| #15 | smooth velvet socks | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1428 | spectre scepter | 19 |
| #86 | synthetic dog hair pill | 4 |
| 🥇 | train whistle | 1 |
| #566 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 17 |
| #44 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #596 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 38 |
| #1157 | wrench bracelet | 1 |