| #2230 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #255 | Bohemian rhapsody | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #903 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #858 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #1011 | Goodfella contract | 1 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #887 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #897 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #906 | antique shield | 1 |
| #948 | antique spear | 1 |
| #2450 | baconstone | 1 |
| #7427 | badass belt | 1 |
| #951 | bag of Cheat-Os | 1 |
| #186 | barskin tent | 1 |
| #967 | beer bomb | 1 |
| #572 | beer bong | 1 |
| #745 | bejeweled pledge pin | 1 |
| #1818 | black paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1131 | black plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1902 | black striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #1773 | blue paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1672 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #877 | blue snowcone | 1 |
| #1835 | blue striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #413 | bottle of Domesticated Turkey | 1 |
| #1329 | bottle of gin | 1 |
| #266 | bottle of realpagne | 1 |
| #1584 | bottle of rum | 1 |
| #1073 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #1367 | bottle of tequila | 1 |
| #1505 | bottle of whiskey | 1 |
| #318 | bottled inspiration | 1 |
| #1334 | boxed wine | 1 |
| #696 | broken cellular phone | 1 |
| #72 | clockwork claws | 1 |
| #68 | clockwork crossbow | 1 |
| #57 | clockwork handle | 1 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #747 | clockwork key | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #52 | clockwork pirate skull | 1 |
| #40 | clockwork rod | 1 |
| #159 | clockwork sphere | 1 |
| #70 | clockwork sword | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #1224 | cocoa egg | 1 |
| #1292 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #618 | depantsing bomb | 1 |
| #516 | ducha de oro | 1 |
| #5138 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #2833 | eggnog | 1 |
| #133 | flask of Amontillado | 1 |
| #4736 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #81 | green pixie spog | 1 |
| #841 | green snowcone | 1 |
| #973 | grouchy restless spirit | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #387 | magnifying glass | 1 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1551 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1846 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #99 | metal mandible | 1 |
| #1363 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1734 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1583 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #861 | orange snowcone | 1 |
| #1890 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1287 | puce paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #890 | purple snowcone | 1 |
| #1514 | red paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1842 | red plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1458 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #845 | red snowcone | 1 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #461 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 1 |
| #84 | spoon! | 1 |
| #384 | targeting chip | 1 |
| #75 | tasteful black bow tie | 1 |
| #269 | teddy bear sewing kit | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #999 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 1 |
| #382 | tiny knife and fork | 1 |
| #101 | tiny makeup kit | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #1124 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #2411 | valuable trinket | 1 |
| #1800 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2818 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1637 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |