| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #254 | Bohemian rhapsody | 1 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #1010 | Goodfella contract | 1 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #884 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #893 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #904 | antique shield | 1 |
| #946 | antique spear | 1 |
| #2445 | baconstone | 1 |
| #7431 | badass belt | 1 |
| #950 | bag of Cheat-Os | 1 |
| #185 | barskin tent | 1 |
| #965 | beer bomb | 1 |
| #569 | beer bong | 1 |
| #743 | bejeweled pledge pin | 1 |
| #1818 | black paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1131 | black plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1901 | black striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #1772 | blue paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2409 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1673 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #877 | blue snowcone | 1 |
| #1836 | blue striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #415 | bottle of Domesticated Turkey | 1 |
| #1327 | bottle of gin | 1 |
| #267 | bottle of realpagne | 1 |
| #1585 | bottle of rum | 1 |
| #1066 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #1370 | bottle of tequila | 1 |
| #1505 | bottle of whiskey | 1 |
| #317 | bottled inspiration | 1 |
| #1335 | boxed wine | 1 |
| #696 | broken cellular phone | 1 |
| #72 | clockwork claws | 1 |
| #68 | clockwork crossbow | 1 |
| #57 | clockwork handle | 1 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #747 | clockwork key | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #52 | clockwork pirate skull | 1 |
| #40 | clockwork rod | 1 |
| #159 | clockwork sphere | 1 |
| #70 | clockwork sword | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #1219 | cocoa egg | 1 |
| #1293 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #616 | depantsing bomb | 1 |
| #516 | ducha de oro | 1 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #2834 | eggnog | 1 |
| #131 | flask of Amontillado | 1 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #81 | green pixie spog | 1 |
| #841 | green snowcone | 1 |
| #971 | grouchy restless spirit | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #387 | magnifying glass | 1 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1551 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2385 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #99 | metal mandible | 1 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2533 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #860 | orange snowcone | 1 |
| #1886 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1286 | puce paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #891 | purple snowcone | 1 |
| #1513 | red paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1841 | red plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1457 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #845 | red snowcone | 1 |
| #1645 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #459 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 1 |
| #84 | spoon! | 1 |
| #383 | targeting chip | 1 |
| #75 | tasteful black bow tie | 1 |
| #269 | teddy bear sewing kit | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1002 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 1 |
| #382 | tiny knife and fork | 1 |
| #101 | tiny makeup kit | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #1124 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1383 | toy train | 1 |
| #2412 | valuable trinket | 1 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2817 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |