| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| #846 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #161 | Belt of Howling Anger | 2 |
| #609 | Bling of the New Wave | 2 |
| 🥇 | Book of Old-Timey Carols | 1 |
| #202 | Boots of Twilight Whispers | 1 |
| #157 | Cloak of Dire Shadows | 2 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbo smile | 1 |
| #154 | Gauntlets of the Blood Moon | 2 |
| #349 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 3 |
| #153 | Greaves of the Murk Lord | 2 |
| #753 | Heimandatz's heart | 2 |
| #128 | Helm of the Scream Emperor | 3 |
| #75 | Instant Karma | 152 |
| #153 | Iron Beta of Industry | 63 |
| #79 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 75 |
| 🥇 | SalesCo sample kit | 1 |
| #123 | Shield of Icy Fate | 3 |
| #53 | Stephen's lab coat | 4 |
| #211 | Sword of Dark Omens | 1 |
| #1202 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 2 |
| #829 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #414 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 3 |
| #405 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 1 |
| #737 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 6 |
| #144 | Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette | 1 |
| #306 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #605 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 1 |
| #89 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 13 |
| #14 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 62 |
| #34 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 108 |
| #1930 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 2 |
| #838 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 4 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #653 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 2 |
| 🥇 | cozy scarf | 1 |
| #7 | filthy child leash | 5,966 |
| #500 | friendly cheez blob | 5 |
| 🥇 | goo magnet | 1 |
| #57 | government requisition form | 33 |
| #462 | handful of confetti | 86 |
| #10 | headless sparrow | 177 |
| #749 | heart of the volcano | 8 |
| #30 | iron dagger | 1 |
| #1414 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #12 | mangled squirrel | 195 |
| #11 | rat carcass | 186 |
| #1723 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #43 | snake skin | 15 |
| #147 | solid gold bowling ball | 123 |
| #1321 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| 🥇 | train whistle | 1 |
| #1118 | unusual disco ball | 2 |
| #700 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |