| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| #1229 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #4300 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| 🥇 | Book of Old-Timey Carols | 1 |
| #378 | CSA fire-starting kit | 4 |
| #304 | Chroner | 115 |
| 🥈 | Crimbo smile | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbuccaneer war standard | 1 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #2268 | Drowsy Sword | 2 |
| #2385 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #37 | Elf Guard MPC | 6,906 |
| 🥇 | Elf Guard war standard | 1 |
| #777 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #787 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #3020 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 3 |
| #313 | Marquis de Poivre soda | 9 |
| 🥇 | Mt. Noob Pale Ale | 3 |
| #1202 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 2 |
| #1073 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| 🥇 | SalesCo sample kit | 1 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #68 | The Superconductor's CPU | 1 |
| #100 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #208 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 2 |
| #632 | anniversary gift box | 6 |
| #5464 | badass belt | 4 |
| #32 | ballast turtle | 30 |
| #335 | batskin belt | 1 |
| #5 | booze drive button | 1 |
| 🥇 | bowl of oriole's nest soup | 3 |
| #6 | candy drive button | 1 |
| 🥇 | cozy scarf | 1 |
| #1515 | duct tape | 8 |
| #1013 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 3 |
| #406 | fat loot token | 1 |
| #409 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 2 |
| #378 | figurine of a stinking seal | 5 |
| #422 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 1 |
| #8 | food drive button | 1 |
| #83 | fried air | 15 |
| #688 | fuzzy busby | 1 |
| #452 | ghost of a necklace | 3 |
| 🥈 | glass eye | 1 |
| #794 | gold wedding ring | 1 |
| 🥇 | goo magnet | 1 |
| #3473 | grue egg | 4 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted diving booties | 1 |
| #4479 | handful of confetti | 2 |
| #1679 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #54 | high-temperature mining drill | 1 |
| #512 | old sweatpants | 135 |
| #393 | ornate picture frame | 1 |
| 🥇 | overflowing gift basket | 1 |
| 🥇 | oxygenated eggnog helmet | 1 |
| 🥇 | peppermint harpoon gun | 1 |
| #1053 | radium-flavored potato chips | 3 |
| #477 | seal-blubber candle | 1 |
| #422 | skull of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #2996 | spectre scepter | 3 |
| #13 | ticksilver ring | 1 |
| 🥇 | train whistle | 1 |
| #26 | turtle pheromones | 500 |
| #46 | turtling rod | 3 |
| #1498 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #1002 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 3 |
| #1157 | wrench bracelet | 1 |