| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| #1220 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #4299 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| 🥇 | Book of Old-Timey Carols | 1 |
| #378 | CSA fire-starting kit | 4 |
| #313 | Chroner | 110 |
| 🥈 | Crimbo smile | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbuccaneer war standard | 1 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #2266 | Drowsy Sword | 2 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #37 | Elf Guard MPC | 6,906 |
| 🥇 | Elf Guard war standard | 1 |
| #774 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #784 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #3013 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 3 |
| #315 | Marquis de Poivre soda | 9 |
| 🥇 | Mt. Noob Pale Ale | 3 |
| #1193 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 2 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| 🥇 | SalesCo sample kit | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #62 | The Superconductor's CPU | 1 |
| #87 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #201 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 2 |
| #851 | anniversary gift box | 5 |
| #5464 | badass belt | 4 |
| #32 | ballast turtle | 30 |
| #329 | batskin belt | 1 |
| #5 | booze drive button | 1 |
| 🥇 | bowl of oriole's nest soup | 3 |
| #6 | candy drive button | 1 |
| 🥇 | cozy scarf | 1 |
| #1517 | duct tape | 8 |
| #1012 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 3 |
| #406 | fat loot token | 1 |
| #408 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 2 |
| #378 | figurine of a stinking seal | 5 |
| #421 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 1 |
| #8 | food drive button | 1 |
| #78 | fried air | 15 |
| #687 | fuzzy busby | 1 |
| #442 | ghost of a necklace | 3 |
| 🥇 | glass eye | 1 |
| #788 | gold wedding ring | 1 |
| 🥇 | goo magnet | 1 |
| #3467 | grue egg | 4 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted diving booties | 1 |
| #4481 | handful of confetti | 2 |
| #1671 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #51 | high-temperature mining drill | 1 |
| #832 | old sweatpants | 65 |
| #384 | ornate picture frame | 1 |
| 🥇 | overflowing gift basket | 1 |
| 🥇 | oxygenated eggnog helmet | 1 |
| 🥇 | peppermint harpoon gun | 1 |
| #1053 | radium-flavored potato chips | 3 |
| #478 | seal-blubber candle | 1 |
| #410 | skull of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #2989 | spectre scepter | 3 |
| #13 | ticksilver ring | 1 |
| 🥇 | train whistle | 1 |
| #26 | turtle pheromones | 500 |
| #46 | turtling rod | 3 |
| #1492 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #1003 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 3 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |