| #196 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 2 |
| #1323 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #1397 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 8 |
| #1257 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #57 | Bjorn's Hammer | 6 |
| #1369 | Bonerdagon necklace | 5 |
| #1674 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #1512 | Boss Bat britches | 6 |
| #1211 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 5 |
| #1480 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #1656 | Crown of the Goblin King | 12 |
| #859 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 4 |
| #135 | Disco Banjo | 4 |
| #378 | Dolphin King's crown | 12 |
| #258 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 14 |
| #1102 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #950 | Elder Turtle Shell | 3 |
| #1601 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #139 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 65 |
| #257 | Mace of the Tortoise | 2 |
| #17 | Mohawk wig | 1,663 |
| #146 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 2 |
| #450 | Rock and Roll Legend | 2 |
| #529 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 6 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #354 | Wand of Nagamar | 15 |
| #82 | astral badger | 1 |
| #2045 | baconstone | 2 |
| #157 | baconstone bracelet | 4 |
| #185 | baconstone earring | 1 |
| #217 | baconstone pendant | 2 |
| #261 | baconstone ring | 1 |
| #2548 | badass belt | 19 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #1336 | bottle of goofballs | 18 |
| #7453 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #51 | can of fake snow | 5 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #544 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #576 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #104 | coconut bikini top | 2 |
| #55 | colored-light "necklace" | 5 |
| #663 | dead guy's watch | 6 |
| #1297 | easter egg balloon | 19 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #324 | filthy hippy poncho | 1 |
| #91 | frilly shirt | 7 |
| #2296 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #1077 | giant discarded bottlecap | 3 |
| #630 | giant discarded plastic fork | 15 |
| #1516 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #1187 | giant pinky ring | 9 |
| #209 | gingham blouse | 1 |
| #1206 | gloomy black mushroom | 2 |
| #299 | goth kid t-shirt | 16 |
| #1410 | grue egg | 18 |
| #1451 | hamethyst | 4 |
| #77 | hamethyst bracelet | 3 |
| #198 | hamethyst earring | 1 |
| #139 | hamethyst necklace | 4 |
| #263 | hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #204 | harem girl t-shirt | 6 |
| #225 | hot pink lipstick | 3 |
| #7 | ice skates | 1 |
| #21 | loathing eagle baby-doll shirt | 10 |
| #1061 | lucky rabbit's foot | 5 |
| #915 | mushroom fermenting solution | 6 |
| #261 | oily golden mushroom | 2 |
| #30 | orange traffic cone | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #554 | pail | 19 |
| #317 | pants of the Slug Lord | 12 |
| #273 | petrified time | 2 |
| #235 | pirate shirt | 8 |
| #477 | pitchfork | 2 |
| #214 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #106 | plexiglass pikestaff | 3 |
| #214 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #1313 | porquoise | 4 |
| #166 | porquoise bracelet | 2 |
| #186 | porquoise eyebrow ring | 1 |
| #294 | porquoise necklace | 1 |
| #251 | porquoise ring | 1 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #808 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #37 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 225 |
| #15 | safarrri hat | 747 |
| #1122 | shiny ring | 18 |
| #620 | silver shrimp fork | 2 |
| #54 | soggy wofl t-shirt | 9 |
| #293 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 2 |
| #23 | spiked femur | 294 |
| #979 | spooky bicycle chain | 2 |
| #971 | spooky cosmetics bag | 2 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #1711 | stainless steel shillelagh | 2 |
| #2140 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #1704 | stainless steel slacks | 2 |
| #1709 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #86 | super-spiky hair gel | 1,416 |
| #151 | supportive bra | 19 |
| #50 | tree skirt | 5 |