| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #132 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 2 |
| #222 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #51 | ChibiBuddyâ„¢ (off) | 1 |
| #145 | Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #697 | Frosty's frosty mug | 1 |
| #669 | Hodgman's blanket | 1 |
| #173 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #625 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 1 |
| #1494 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 3 |
| #44 | Pete & Jackie's Dragon Tooth Emporium Catalog | 1 |
| #175 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #211 | Ralph IX cognac | 1 |
| #136 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #611 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 3 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #84 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 3 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #396 | can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #1774 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 2 |
| #1480 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #315 | epic wad | 1 |
| #50 | exotic parrot egg | 1 |
| #589 | extra-greasy slider | 2 |
| #138 | fancy beef jerky | 1 |
| #398 | giant glass of brandy | 1 |
| #307 | gingerbread house | 2 |
| #100 | green hamhock | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #697 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 1 |
| #581 | jar of squeeze | 1 |
| #190 | lewd playing card | 13 |
| #29 | pair of ragged claws | 10 |
| #142 | parasitic claw | 2 |
| #75 | parasitic headgnawer | 2 |
| #76 | parasitic strangleworm | 2 |
| #67 | parasitic tentacles | 2 |
| #618 | pulsing flesh | 6 |
| #134 | rigid carapace | 23 |
| #1705 | sandwich of the gods | 2 |
| #213 | slime-soaked brain | 1 |
| #90 | slime-soaked hypophysis | 3 |
| #204 | slime-soaked sweat gland | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #140 | spooky rattling cigar box | 1 |
| #176 | stuffed Hodgman | 2 |
| #742 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 17 |
| #360 | thermos of brew | 1 |
| #448 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 2 |
| #680 | tropical wrapping paper | 2 |
| #1260 | twitching claw | 3 |
| #834 | unstable DNA | 51 |