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| #696 | Colander of Em-er'il | 4 |
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| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #809 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 3 |
| #699 | Elder Turtle Shell | 4 |
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| #1172 | baconstone | 6 |
| #407 | baconstone pendant | 1 |
| #3419 | badass belt | 12 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2232 | bottle of goofballs | 9 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #2974 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #2874 | candied yams | 1 |
| #3617 | candy cane | 3 |
| #142 | cheap toaster | 13 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #2058 | eggnog | 3 |
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| #1829 | fancy chocolate | 2 |
| #2392 | felt | 1 |
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| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
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| #3938 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #1546 | grue egg | 16 |
| #1044 | hamethyst | 7 |
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| #25 | papaya | 3,737 |
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| #2213 | porquoise | 1 |
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| #725 | spooky bicycle chain | 3 |
| #451 | spooky cosmetics bag | 5 |
| #1478 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #2642 | stuffing | 1 |
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| #2453 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 3 |
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| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #2948 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
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| #848 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 21 |
| #1212 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 15 |
| #1367 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 13 |
| #727 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 24 |
| #657 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 25 |
| #2685 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #783 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 22 |
| #931 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 19 |
| #785 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 22 |
| #821 | tiny plastic grue | 21 |
| #597 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 28 |
| #912 | tiny plastic killer bee | 19 |
| #1076 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 17 |
| #722 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 24 |
| #1045 | tiny plastic mosquito | 17 |
| #1344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 4 |
| #788 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 22 |
| #2642 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #1765 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 3 |
| #883 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 20 |
| #1150 | tiny plastic stab bat | 16 |
| #1105 | tiny plastic star starfish | 16 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4478 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
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| #2806 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
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| #250 | tomato daiquiri | 6 |
| #1821 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
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