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| #40 | Bal-musette accordion | 1 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #1919 | Bonerdagon necklace | 2 |
| #2771 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #93 | Bram's choker | 1 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #1027 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #1004 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #995 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #813 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #775 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #255 | McMillicancuddy's Special Lager | 11 |
| #842 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #790 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #783 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #383 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 11 |
| #40 | ankleweights | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #884 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #893 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #904 | antique shield | 1 |
| #946 | antique spear | 1 |
| #49 | asteroid belt | 1 |
| #120 | autocalliope | 1 |
| #6543 | badass belt | 2 |
| #429 | balaclava | 1 |
| #668 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #743 | bejeweled pledge pin | 1 |
| #1005 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| #693 | black greaves | 1 |
| #694 | black helmet | 1 |
| #667 | black shield | 1 |
| #724 | black sword | 1 |
| #965 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| #1620 | bottle of goofballs | 14 |
| #5241 | box of sunshine | 6 |
| #1104 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1111 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #590 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1 |
| #109 | cheerful Crimbo sweater | 1 |
| #87 | cheerful antler hat | 1 |
| #86 | cheerful pajama pants | 1 |
| #797 | clown shoes | 1 |
| #778 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #848 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #112 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #1203 | disassembled clover | 7 |
| #531 | disbelief suspenders | 1 |
| #582 | distressed denim pants | 1 |
| #1650 | duct tape | 6 |
| #896 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #854 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #1085 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #83 | filigreed hamethyst necklace | 1 |
| #997 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #970 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #788 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
| #425 | furry pants | 1 |
| #592 | fuzzy earmuffs | 1 |
| #581 | ghost of a necklace | 1 |
| #1638 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #5336 | grue egg | 1 |
| #36 | gym shorts | 1 |
| #624 | helmet turtle | 53 |
| #424 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #443 | imp unity ring | 1 |
| #1294 | lead necklace | 1 |
| #1197 | little paper umbrella | 2 |
| #375 | los chinos | 1 |
| #1208 | magical ice cubes | 1 |
| #245 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #169 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #42 | meteorb | 1 |
| #51 | meteorite guard | 1 |
| #58 | meteortarboard | 1 |
| #81 | meteorthopedic shoes | 1 |
| #788 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #782 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #442 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 2 |
| #856 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #77 | oil cap | 1 |
| #71 | oil lamp | 1 |
| #81 | oil slacks | 1 |
| #63 | old bronzer | 13 |
| #63 | old eyebrow pencil | 13 |
| #66 | old rosewater cream | 13 |
| #358 | polka-dot bow tie | 1 |
| #607 | pretty flower | 110 |
| #576 | reinforced beaded headband | 1 |
| #1126 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #1114 | roll of toilet paper | 35 |
| #634 | round purple sunglasses | 1 |
| #1022 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #48 | shooting morning star | 1 |
| #799 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
| #3786 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #96 | super ka-bob | 2 |
| #964 | swashbuckling pants | 1 |
| #37 | sweatband | 1 |
| #601 | tenderizing hammer | 1 |
| #168 | thick walrus blubber | 2 |
| #156 | tiny bomb | 5 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #800 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic Professor What | 1 |
| #56 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #53 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #1839 | towel | 1 |
| #264 | wand of pigification | 1 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
| #1246 | wolf mask | 1 |