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| #40 | Bal-musette accordion | 1 |
| #1257 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #1921 | Bonerdagon necklace | 2 |
| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #94 | Bram's choker | 1 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #1027 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #1006 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #995 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #815 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #777 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #256 | McMillicancuddy's Special Lager | 11 |
| #843 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #793 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #785 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #383 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 11 |
| #40 | ankleweights | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #886 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #895 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #905 | antique shield | 1 |
| #946 | antique spear | 1 |
| #50 | asteroid belt | 1 |
| #123 | autocalliope | 1 |
| #6540 | badass belt | 2 |
| #430 | balaclava | 1 |
| #671 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #745 | bejeweled pledge pin | 1 |
| #1005 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| #694 | black greaves | 1 |
| #694 | black helmet | 1 |
| #667 | black shield | 1 |
| #726 | black sword | 1 |
| #963 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| #1623 | bottle of goofballs | 14 |
| #5245 | box of sunshine | 6 |
| #1103 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1110 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #593 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1 |
| #109 | cheerful Crimbo sweater | 1 |
| #87 | cheerful antler hat | 1 |
| #86 | cheerful pajama pants | 1 |
| #797 | clown shoes | 1 |
| #777 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #849 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #113 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #1208 | disassembled clover | 7 |
| #532 | disbelief suspenders | 1 |
| #587 | distressed denim pants | 1 |
| #1651 | duct tape | 6 |
| #895 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #854 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #1085 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #82 | filigreed hamethyst necklace | 1 |
| #1000 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #970 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #791 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
| #427 | furry pants | 1 |
| #592 | fuzzy earmuffs | 1 |
| #587 | ghost of a necklace | 1 |
| #1640 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1516 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #5337 | grue egg | 1 |
| #36 | gym shorts | 1 |
| #627 | helmet turtle | 53 |
| #426 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #444 | imp unity ring | 1 |
| #1295 | lead necklace | 1 |
| #1205 | little paper umbrella | 2 |
| #377 | los chinos | 1 |
| #1219 | magical ice cubes | 1 |
| #248 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #171 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #44 | meteorb | 1 |
| #53 | meteorite guard | 1 |
| #60 | meteortarboard | 1 |
| #80 | meteorthopedic shoes | 1 |
| #790 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #785 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #444 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 2 |
| #858 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #78 | oil cap | 1 |
| #73 | oil lamp | 1 |
| #82 | oil slacks | 1 |
| #64 | old bronzer | 13 |
| #63 | old eyebrow pencil | 13 |
| #68 | old rosewater cream | 13 |
| #359 | polka-dot bow tie | 1 |
| #610 | pretty flower | 110 |
| #577 | reinforced beaded headband | 1 |
| #1130 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #1114 | roll of toilet paper | 35 |
| #638 | round purple sunglasses | 1 |
| #1022 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #49 | shooting morning star | 1 |
| #802 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
| #3789 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #4800 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #96 | super ka-bob | 2 |
| #963 | swashbuckling pants | 1 |
| #36 | sweatband | 1 |
| #603 | tenderizing hammer | 1 |
| #168 | thick walrus blubber | 2 |
| #156 | tiny bomb | 5 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #61 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #814 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic Professor What | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #58 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #53 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #1841 | towel | 1 |
| #265 | wand of pigification | 1 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
| #1245 | wolf mask | 1 |