| #22 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| #837 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #845 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| 🥇 | Book of Old-Timey Carols | 1 |
| #357 | CSA fire-starting kit | 7 |
| #313 | Chroner | 110 |
| #1474 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| 🥈 | Crimbo smile | 1 |
| #154 | Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 | 16 |
| 🥇 | Crimbuccaneer war standard | 1 |
| #2738 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #16 | Elf Guard MPC | 10,712 |
| 🥇 | Elf Guard war standard | 1 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #3359 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 2 |
| #31 | Marquis de Poivre soda | 1,410 |
| #26 | Mer-kin dodgeball | 1 |
| #14 | Mer-kin scholar mask | 1 |
| #13 | Mer-kin scholar tailpiece | 1 |
| 🥇 | Mt. Noob Pale Ale | 3 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| 🥇 | SalesCo sample kit | 1 |
| #62 | The Superconductor's CPU | 1 |
| #87 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #669 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 3 |
| #82 | Volcoino | 2 |
| #148 | ancient oil painting of yourself | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #21 | automa-bot parts | 1,539 |
| #6543 | badass belt | 2 |
| #5 | booze drive button | 1 |
| 🥇 | bowl of oriole's nest soup | 3 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #451 | bunny liver | 10 |
| #6 | candy drive button | 1 |
| 🥇 | cozy scarf | 1 |
| #426 | donated booze | 5 |
| #495 | donated candy | 2 |
| #481 | donated food | 2 |
| #412 | dry noodles | 205 |
| #1823 | duct tape | 4 |
| #957 | empty agua de vida bottle | 27 |
| #133 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 473 |
| #1637 | facsimile dictionary | 2 |
| #48 | fishy pipe | 1 |
| #8 | food drive button | 1 |
| #63 | fried air | 53 |
| #592 | fuzzy earmuffs | 1 |
| #608 | fuzzy montera | 1 |
| #493 | ghost of a necklace | 2 |
| 🥇 | glass eye | 1 |
| #690 | gold wedding ring | 2 |
| 🥇 | goo magnet | 1 |
| #3467 | grue egg | 4 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted diving booties | 1 |
| #4481 | handful of confetti | 2 |
| #19 | high-temperature mining drill | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1413 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #279 | magical mystery juice | 37 |
| #112 | old sweatpants | 642 |
| #269 | ornate picture frame | 4 |
| 🥇 | oxygenated eggnog helmet | 1 |
| 🥇 | peppermint harpoon gun | 1 |
| #41 | pirate encryption key alpha | 1 |
| #40 | pirate encryption key bravo | 1 |
| #45 | pirate encryption key charlie | 1 |
| #39 | pirate encryption key delta | 1 |
| #147 | radium-flavored potato chips | 470 |
| #159 | ring of Detect Boring Doors | 1 |
| #747 | rusty chain necklace | 2 |
| #15 | smooth velvet hanky | 1 |
| #12 | smooth velvet hat | 1 |
| #16 | smooth velvet pants | 1 |
| #16 | smooth velvet pocket square | 1 |
| #20 | smooth velvet shirt | 1 |
| #15 | smooth velvet socks | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3296 | spectre scepter | 2 |
| #209 | spices | 155 |
| 🥇 | train whistle | 1 |
| #1819 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #132 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 467 |
| #35 | worthless gewgaw | 722 |
| #41 | worthless knick-knack | 717 |
| #40 | worthless trinket | 669 |