| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #256 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #223 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #295 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #225 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #1566 | Breathetasticā¢ Premium Canned Air | 2 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1019 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1008 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #1448 | Cloaca grenade | 3 |
| #941 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 2 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #1306 | Dyspepsi grenade | 4 |
| #623 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 28 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1653 | blood flower | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #3448 | box of sunshine | 20 |
| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #546 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #939 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #2467 | diamond necklace | 2 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #124 | fancy ball mask | 1 |
| #10 | fancy dress ball | 3,471 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| š„ | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #4484 | handful of confetti | 2 |
| #920 | iron pasta spoon | 3 |
| #1300 | kneecapping stick | 4 |
| #1319 | mafia aria | 7 |
| š„ | opera mask | 6,852 |
| #48 | penguin-smacking club | 2 |
| #495 | petrified time | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #264 | spectral pickle | 60 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #5716 | stuffed angry cow | 5 |
| š„ | superhero mask | 1 |
| #1225 | support cummerbund | 2 |
| š„ | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #600 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #38 | yellow traffic cone | 1 |
| #1201 | zombie pineal gland | 3 |