| #892 | Cloaca grenade | 11 |
| #981 | Cloaca-Cola | 14 |
| #815 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 3 |
| #648 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 4 |
| #487 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 5 |
| #903 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #995 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 2 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #1134 | Dyspepsi grenade | 6 |
| #1228 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 22 |
| #770 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 3 |
| #775 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 3 |
| #858 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #1464 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #1946 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #1813 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #2345 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #157 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #160 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #581 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 10 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #438 | annoying pitchfork | 6 |
| #312 | baconstone | 25 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #4784 | candy cane | 1 |
| #447 | candy stake | 13 |
| #579 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 11 |
| #321 | clockwork key | 7 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #2363 | eggnog | 2 |
| #1553 | felt | 4 |
| #2871 | fruitcake | 2 |
| #3940 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #596 | gingerbread horror | 10 |
| #938 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 5 |
| #254 | hamethyst | 30 |
| #1887 | irradiated candy cane | 3 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #2043 | nanite-infested candy cane | 4 |
| #1415 | nanite-infested eggnog | 4 |
| #720 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 7 |
| #1086 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 5 |
| #2436 | oozenog | 1 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #289 | porquoise | 25 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3327 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #1186 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 15 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #2259 | tiny plastic angry goat | 8 |
| #1307 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 14 |
| #2258 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 8 |
| #1277 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 4 |
| #978 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 18 |
| #1038 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 17 |
| #2471 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 7 |
| #1097 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 5 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 12 |
| #3327 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 5 |
| #985 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 18 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1527 | tiny plastic grue | 12 |
| #1833 | tiny plastic hermit | 3 |
| #1401 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 13 |
| #1185 | tiny plastic killer bee | 15 |
| #3334 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 5 |
| #1820 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 10 |
| #1632 | tiny plastic mosquito | 11 |
| #2601 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #1644 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 11 |
| #1022 | tiny plastic sauceror | 5 |
| #2610 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #1542 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 12 |
| #1824 | tiny plastic stab bat | 10 |
| #2023 | tiny plastic star starfish | 9 |
| #851 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 6 |
| #926 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #237 | toothbrush | 5 |
| #1558 | toy crazy train | 3 |
| #899 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #599 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #471 | wooden block | 6 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |