Museum :: blue monkey

blue monkey

Rank	Item	Quantity
#449	Angry Farmer candy	200
#1495	Cloaca-Cola	1
#1429	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#232	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	1
#857	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	1
#680	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	1
#613	Hell ramen	1
#1249	Mad Train wine	11
#211	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	390
#139	Mob Penguin cellular phone	163
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
#475	a little sump'm sump'm	3
#397	awful poetry journal	300
#2045	baconstone	2
#430	balaclava	1
#632	balaclava baklava	1
#2043	ball	1
#146	bar skin	104
#197	bartender-in-the-box	1
#787	beertini	1
#522	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	2
#798	black paisley oyster egg	6
#1131	black plastic oyster egg	3
#1001	black polka-dot oyster egg	4
#966	black striped oyster egg	5
#435	bloody beer	19
#667	blue paisley oyster egg	6
#655	blue plastic oyster egg	7
#334	blue polka-dot oyster egg	12
#917	blue striped oyster egg	5
#681	bottle of gin	14
#5026	bottle of goofballs	1
#793	bottle of tequila	11
#571	bottle of vodka	19
#908	bottle of whiskey	11
#1046	boxed wine	4
#274	broken cellular phone	13
#353	calle de miel	3
#2337	candy cane	9
#345	chaos butterfly	684
#1514	cheap plastic bottle opener	2
#255	cherry	19
#379	coconut shell	112
#1131	cranberries	2
#153	detective skull	1
#532	disbelief suspenders	1
#427	disturbing fanfic	300
#1640	doll house	1
#41	drab sonata	300
#74	dry martini	15
#309	ducha de oro	4
#656	duck-on-a-string	3
#2058	eggnog	3
#254	especially salty dog	1
#510	extra-spicy bloody mary	1
#790	fancy chocolate	4
#608	fine wine	4
#3426	fruitcake	1
#186	furry fur	808
#440	fuzzbump	3
#1704	ghost cucumber	3
#2409	giant discarded plastic fork	1
#150	giant needle	537
#2821	gingerbread bugbear	3
#697	googly eye	19
#498	gr8ps	5
#604	grapefruit	3
#558	grapes	6
#222	grass blade	1
#193	grass hat	1
#188	grass skirt	1
🥈	green traffic cone	1
#147	grog	15
#1934	hamethyst	2
#263	hamethyst ring	1
#211	handful of drink tickets	1
#160	heavy D	881
#225	helmet turtle	334
#320	hippy herbal tea	1
#351	horizontal tango	2
#1264	ice-cold Sir Schlitz	12
#1201	ice-cold Willer	8
#544	ice-cold fotie	26
#797	ice-cold six-pack	4
#86	iron pasta spoon	101
#287	jumbo olive	7
#2060	kite	1
#161	kneecapping stick	102
#1086	lavender paisley oyster egg	3
#930	lavender plastic oyster egg	4
#560	lavender polka-dot oyster egg	5
#609	lavender striped oyster egg	4
#633	lemon	31
#204	length of string	59
#515	lime	12
#438	little paper umbrella	112
#377	los chinos	1
#230	lumbering jack	1
#461	magical ice cubes	70
#382	maple leaf	1
#834	maple syrup	1
#383	margarita	2
#424	marionette	4
#433	martini	4
#412	mauve paisley oyster egg	7
#756	mauve plastic oyster egg	5
#461	mauve polka-dot oyster egg	7
#587	mauve striped oyster egg	7
#177	meat paste	1,017
#354	monkey wrench	3
#176	ocean motion	12
#876	off-white paisley oyster egg	2
#673	off-white plastic oyster egg	7
#902	off-white polka-dot oyster egg	3
#630	off-white striped oyster egg	4
#164	old-fashioned	3
#525	olive	10
#637	orange	8
#166	original G	892
#1761	pail	1
#628	papaya	11
#350	papaya sling	3
#665	penguin skin	37
#255	perpendicular hula	6
#1060	personalized birthday cake	1
#2034	pet rock	2
#1207	piece of wedding cake	1
#410	pink pony	3
#288	pixel hat	1
#162	pixel pants	1
#211	pixel sword	1
#2047	pixellated candy heart	1
#288	plot hole	599
#2213	porquoise	1
#448	poultrygeist	1
#246	probability potion	323
#241	procrastination potion	359
#1287	puce paisley oyster egg	2
#135	puce plastic oyster egg	22
#637	puce polka-dot oyster egg	6
#252	puce striped oyster egg	10
#271	rag doll	9
#672	red paisley oyster egg	5
#914	red plastic oyster egg	5
#677	red polka-dot oyster egg	5
#467	red striped oyster egg	6
#515	redrum	1
#289	rockin' wagon	3
#301	roll in the hay	5
#501	rum and cola	2
#156	salty dog	330
#181	saucepan	402
#588	screwdriver	1
#96	scroll of pasta summoning	166
#360	scrumptious reagent	234
#387	secret blend of herbs and spices	1
#104	sequined fez	1
#243	shot of flower schnapps	2
#721	shot of grapefruit schnapps	1
#585	shot of orange schnapps	2
#530	shot of tomato schnapps	3
#220	slap and tickle	12
#1097	sleeping snowy owl	1
#304	slip 'n' slide	3
#548	small leather glove	1
#425	sock monkey	6
#522	soda water	1
#70	spaghetti with rock-balls	1
#78	spooky shrunken head	200
#47	spooky stick	364
#194	strawberry daiquiri	21
#374	strawberry wine	2
#2261	string of blue beads	1
#2260	string of green beads	1
#2246	string of red beads	1
#3202	stuffed doppelshifter	1
#85	support cummerbund	109
#1586	teddy bear	2
#438	tequila sunrise	1
#348	tequila with training wheels	1
#307	thin black candle	792
#2452	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	3
#1955	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	4
#2898	tiny plastic Crimbo wreath	1
#2947	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	1
#1916	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	4
#1342	toast	326
#265	tomato	200
#641	tomato daiquiri	1
#145	top	29
#702	toy soldier	2
#892	toy train	2
#347	toy wheel	27
#315	tree-shaped Crimbo cookie	3
#1642	vinegar	1
#514	vodka and cranberry	2
#386	vodka martini	2
#586	wang	1
#514	whiskey and cola	2
#315	whiskey and soda	2
#388	whiskey sour	4
#791	white Canadian	1
#871	white chocolate and tomato pizza	1
#415	wine spritzer	1
#176	wolf mask	231
#129	wooden block	23
#25	wooden stakes	163
#509	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	2
#852	yellow paisley oyster egg	3
#1584	yellow plastic oyster egg	3
#353	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	6
#364	yellow striped oyster egg	7
#965	yeti fur	32
#1885	yo-yo	3

Wow, that's 13,178 items total!

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