| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1019 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1008 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #193 | Cheer-Up soda | 1 |
| #1481 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #206 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads | 1 |
| #475 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs | 1 |
| #31 | Crimbylow-rise jeans | 1 |
| 🥈 | Dolph Bossin's charity note | 1 |
| #469 | Elmley shades | 1 |
| #1195 | Jack-in-the-box | 1 |
| #85 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #52 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 | 2 |
| #52 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 | 2 |
| #49 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 | 2 |
| #53 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 | 2 |
| #47 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 | 2 |
| #351 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 1 |
| #318 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #251 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 1 |
| #313 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 1 |
| #620 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 1 |
| #446 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 1 |
| #439 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 1 |
| #665 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 1 |
| #792 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 1 |
| #186 | Ye Olde Medieval Insult | 2 |
| #1568 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #341 | baconstone | 23 |
| #31 | cane-mail shirt | 1 |
| #5 | chalk chlamys | 1 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #185 | cheer-o-gram | 1 |
| #109 | cheerful Crimbo sweater | 1 |
| #87 | cheerful antler hat | 1 |
| #86 | cheerful pajama pants | 1 |
| #286 | crystalline cheer | 233 |
| #392 | figurine of a charred seal | 8 |
| #437 | figurine of a cold seal | 12 |
| #159 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 8 |
| #243 | figurine of a sleek seal | 9 |
| #18 | fragment of Jarlsberg's soul | 1 |
| #388 | hamethyst | 21 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| #1424 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #83 | mime army camouflage kit | 2 |
| #71 | mime army challenge coin | 1 |
| #24 | mime army insignia (infantry) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (intelligence) | 1 |
| #26 | mime army insignia (morale) | 1 |
| #38 | mime army insignia (pyrotechnics) | 1 |
| #28 | mime army superserum | 5 |
| #175 | mime eraser | 2 |
| #73 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| #581 | mime soul fragment | 1 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #81 | mimeplasm | 1 |
| #26 | miming beret | 3 |
| #41 | miming boots | 2 |
| #31 | miming corduroys | 3 |
| #28 | miming gloves | 3 |
| #95 | miming shirt | 1 |
| #213 | mooseflank | 5 |
| #359 | porquoise | 21 |
| #124 | quantum nanopolymer spider web | 1 |
| #650 | red-and-green sweater | 1 |
| #60 | stale Cheer-E-Os | 21 |
| #67 | stale cheer wine | 19 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #61 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Dolph Bossin | 1 |
| #489 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 2 |
| #327 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 3 |
| #468 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 2 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic Mer-kin baker | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #67 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #58 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic sea elf | 1 |
| #3849 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #53 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 1 |
| #54 | topiary skunk | 1 |
| #1355 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #753 | valuable trinket | 90 |
| #94 | wind-up Whatsian robot | 4 |
| #101 | wind-up ensign | 3 |
| #70 | wind-up navigation droid | 5 |
| #75 | wind-up owl | 6 |
| #86 | wind-up vampire teeth | 4 |
| #506 | worthless gewgaw | 6 |
| #534 | worthless knick-knack | 8 |
| #407 | worthless trinket | 7 |