| #16 | Bastille Battalion Fondue Trophy | 4 |
| #34 | Beach Comb Box | 1 |
| #134 | Crimbeau de toilette | 1 |
| #161 | Crimbo candle | 1 |
| #83 | Crimbo tattoo kit | 1 |
| #179 | Crimboysters Rockefeller | 1 |
| #53 | Fourth of May Cosplay Saber kit | 1 |
| #680 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #30 | Kramco Industries packing carton | 1 |
| #979 | Microplushie: Bropane | 1 |
| #839 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
| #889 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
| #751 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #984 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 1 |
| #998 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 1 |
| #577 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #918 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 1 |
| #1008 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 1 |
| #952 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
| #961 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
| #82 | Middle of the Road™ brand whiskey | 2 |
| #67 | Neverending Party favor | 1 |
| #66 | PB&J with the crusts cut off | 2 |
| #841 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 8 |
| #40 | PirateRealm membership packet | 1 |
| #880 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #590 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #809 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #564 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #777 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #890 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #864 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #888 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #34 | Red Roger's red left foot | 1 |
| #85 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 | 1 |
| #80 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 | 1 |
| #79 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 | 1 |
| #65 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 | 1 |
| #82 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 | 1 |
| #47 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 | 2 |
| #1568 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #831 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #989 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 1 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 1 |
| #315 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 1 |
| #442 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 10 |
| #552 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 2 |
| #1267 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #32 | black and white cracker | 7 |
| #165 | bottle of Crimbognac | 1 |
| 🥇 | bowl of oriole's nest soup | 3 |
| #17 | cheer extractor | 258 |
| #32 | deluxe Neverending Party favor | 6 |
| #779 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 8 |
| #1985 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #12 | green pill | 3 |
| #98 | hushed puppy | 4 |
| #74 | innuendo | 1 |
| #528 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 2 |
| #128 | mime army camouflage kit | 1 |
| #152 | mime army superserum | 1 |
| #7 | mime pocket probe | 2 |
| #78 | miming beret | 1 |
| #32 | mint condition Lil' Doctor™ bag | 1 |
| #178 | muffled muffuletta | 3 |
| #89 | piece of coral | 1 |
| #812 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #41 | rune-strewn spoon cocoon | 1 |
| #821 | sandwich of the gods | 9 |
| #172 | shushed potatoes | 3 |
| 🥇 | silent nightlight | 1 |
| #1159 | spider web | 1 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #931 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #939 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #952 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #3114 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #1160 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Captain Kerkard | 1 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Dolph Bossin | 1 |
| #820 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #792 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #785 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #778 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #47 | tiny plastic Mer-kin baker | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #68 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1358 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #1361 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1366 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #1342 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1345 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #324 | tiny plastic golden gundam | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #1343 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #3994 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic sea elf | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 1 |
| #216 | transparent nog | 2 |
| #74 | unfinished fruitcake | 4 |
| #246 | urinal cake | 12 |
| #39 | vampyric cloake pattern | 1 |
| #903 | white balloon | 1 |