| #15 | Bastille Battalion Fondue Trophy | 4 |
| #36 | Beach Comb Box | 1 |
| #132 | Crimbeau de toilette | 1 |
| #159 | Crimbo candle | 1 |
| #81 | Crimbo tattoo kit | 1 |
| #179 | Crimboysters Rockefeller | 1 |
| #55 | Fourth of May Cosplay Saber kit | 1 |
| #678 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #32 | Kramco Industries packing carton | 1 |
| #977 | Microplushie: Bropane | 1 |
| #835 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
| #887 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
| #746 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #980 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 1 |
| #995 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 1 |
| #576 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #914 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 1 |
| #1004 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 1 |
| #948 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
| #957 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
| #80 | Middle of the Road™ brand whiskey | 2 |
| #66 | Neverending Party favor | 1 |
| #66 | PB&J with the crusts cut off | 2 |
| #836 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 8 |
| #41 | PirateRealm membership packet | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #33 | Red Roger's red left foot | 1 |
| #85 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 | 1 |
| #80 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 | 1 |
| #76 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 | 1 |
| #67 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 | 1 |
| #81 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 | 1 |
| #47 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 | 2 |
| #1558 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #829 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #970 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 1 |
| #403 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 1 |
| #307 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 1 |
| #439 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 10 |
| #542 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 2 |
| #1242 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #33 | black and white cracker | 7 |
| #164 | bottle of Crimbognac | 1 |
| 🥇 | bowl of oriole's nest soup | 3 |
| #17 | cheer extractor | 258 |
| #30 | deluxe Neverending Party favor | 6 |
| #777 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 8 |
| #1989 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #11 | green pill | 3 |
| #98 | hushed puppy | 4 |
| #72 | innuendo | 1 |
| #517 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 2 |
| #127 | mime army camouflage kit | 1 |
| #151 | mime army superserum | 1 |
| #7 | mime pocket probe | 2 |
| #78 | miming beret | 1 |
| #35 | mint condition Lil' Doctor™ bag | 1 |
| #177 | muffled muffuletta | 3 |
| #85 | piece of coral | 1 |
| #811 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #44 | rune-strewn spoon cocoon | 1 |
| #815 | sandwich of the gods | 9 |
| #172 | shushed potatoes | 3 |
| 🥇 | silent nightlight | 1 |
| #1159 | spider web | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #948 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #924 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #1151 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #78 | tiny plastic Captain Kerkard | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Dolph Bossin | 1 |
| #800 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #780 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #1346 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #771 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #774 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic Mer-kin baker | 1 |
| #1329 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1350 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #1353 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1336 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #313 | tiny plastic golden gundam | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #1333 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #44 | tiny plastic sea elf | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 1 |
| #214 | transparent nog | 2 |
| #73 | unfinished fruitcake | 4 |
| #246 | urinal cake | 12 |
| #40 | vampyric cloake pattern | 1 |
| #902 | white balloon | 1 |