| #1743 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #1732 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #96 | Crimbo stocking | 1 |
| #1670 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #913 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 50 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #11 | Gnollish pie tin | 30,888 |
| #1332 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 7 |
| #93 | Mr. Accessory Jr. | 1 |
| #1893 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 11 |
| #34 | Ms. Accessory | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #2405 | Valentine | 1 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #132 | bad penguin egg | 1 |
| #2042 | ball | 1 |
| #1073 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #141 | bow staff | 1 |
| #149 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #133 | bowler | 1 |
| #1380 | brine | 1 |
| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #1520 | dill | 2 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #30 | doppelshifter egg | 1 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #480 | empty blowgun | 3 |
| #356 | felt | 23 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #1098 | googly eye | 10 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #1454 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #134 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
| #1688 | kite | 2 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #558 | leather chaps | 2 |
| #681 | length of string | 16 |
| #1435 | loaded serum blowgun | 2 |
| #570 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #2077 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1430 | pet rock | 4 |
| #495 | petrified time | 1 |
| #24 | pygmy bugbear shaman | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #113 | shimmering tendrils | 6 |
| #1348 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #3201 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #127 | stuffing | 66 |
| #770 | support cummerbund | 6 |
| #4914 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #1348 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 7 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1809 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #1794 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 3 |
| #6121 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #4862 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #6142 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #1277 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 4 |
| #3304 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 5 |
| #4873 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 3 |
| #3300 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 5 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #2029 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 9 |
| #4857 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #3342 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 5 |
| #4811 | tiny plastic grue | 3 |
| #1833 | tiny plastic hermit | 3 |
| #3306 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 5 |
| #3902 | tiny plastic killer bee | 4 |
| #3334 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 5 |
| #4838 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 3 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #4797 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 3 |
| #2644 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #4010 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 4 |
| #4864 | tiny plastic stab bat | 3 |
| #6166 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #1416 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 6 |
| #2659 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #1557 | top | 2 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #970 | toy wheel | 8 |
| #1179 | vinegar | 11 |
| #2045 | yo-yo | 2 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |