| #1737 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #1728 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1486 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1418 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #98 | Crimbo stocking | 1 |
| #1666 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #913 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 50 |
| #1415 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #11 | Gnollish pie tin | 30,888 |
| #1331 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 7 |
| #92 | Mr. Accessory Jr. | 1 |
| #1894 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 11 |
| #36 | Ms. Accessory | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #2403 | Valentine | 1 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #136 | bad penguin egg | 1 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #1066 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #1382 | brine | 1 |
| #1108 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #1520 | dill | 2 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #30 | doppelshifter egg | 1 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #479 | empty blowgun | 3 |
| #356 | felt | 23 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #1098 | googly eye | 10 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #135 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
| #1688 | kite | 2 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #556 | leather chaps | 2 |
| #680 | length of string | 16 |
| #1435 | loaded serum blowgun | 2 |
| #565 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #2077 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1429 | pet rock | 4 |
| #497 | petrified time | 1 |
| #24 | pygmy bugbear shaman | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #114 | shimmering tendrils | 6 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #3199 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #127 | stuffing | 66 |
| #771 | support cummerbund | 6 |
| #4903 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 7 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1807 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #1791 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 3 |
| #6105 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #4855 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #6126 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #1275 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 4 |
| #3297 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 5 |
| #4864 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 3 |
| #3290 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 5 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #2021 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 9 |
| #4849 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #3336 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 5 |
| #4801 | tiny plastic grue | 3 |
| #1831 | tiny plastic hermit | 3 |
| #3300 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 5 |
| #3897 | tiny plastic killer bee | 4 |
| #3328 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 5 |
| #4827 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 3 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #4789 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 3 |
| #2638 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #4003 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 4 |
| #4858 | tiny plastic stab bat | 3 |
| #6156 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #1414 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 6 |
| #2653 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #1556 | top | 2 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #970 | toy wheel | 8 |
| #1179 | vinegar | 11 |
| #2046 | yo-yo | 2 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |