| #546 | Amulet of Yendor | 36 |
| #369 | Cherry Cloaca Cola | 2 |
| #1416 | Cloaca-Cola | 2 |
| #1059 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #997 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 2 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #488 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 5 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #2881 | Crown of the Goblin King | 4 |
| #40 | DNOTC Box | 6 |
| #443 | Diet Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #1416 | Dolphin King's crown | 2 |
| #1665 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Sagittarian's leisure pants | 1 |
| #711 | Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #6543 | badass belt | 2 |
| #640 | bag of airline peanuts | 45 |
| #1313 | ball | 3 |
| #192 | black candy heart | 66 |
| #1933 | brick | 5 |
| #470 | clown hammer | 60 |
| #129 | cymbal syrup | 116 |
| #618 | defective skull | 31 |
| #1475 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1114 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 1 |
| #524 | encoder ring | 27 |
| #316 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 92 |
| #247 | fake fake vomit | 122 |
| #882 | fake hand | 22 |
| #3214 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #2535 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #781 | hobo nickel | 138 |
| #230 | jazz soap | 122 |
| #1004 | joybuzzer | 20 |
| #742 | kite | 10 |
| #324 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 88 |
| #242 | marionette | 7 |
| #343 | mood ring | 27 |
| #250 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #839 | old sweatpants | 64 |
| #414 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 64 |
| #499 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 61 |
| #866 | rag doll | 2 |
| 🥉 | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
| #687 | red class ring | 8 |
| #518 | rubber emo roe | 61 |
| #588 | sock monkey | 4 |
| #176 | stuffed Hodgman | 2 |
| #2480 | stuffed doppelshifter | 2 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #2807 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 2 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #2839 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 6 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2053 | tiny plastic Felonia | 2 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #1791 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 3 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #3294 | tiny plastic angry goat | 5 |
| #79 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #2885 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 6 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #6127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #2849 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 6 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 4 |
| #2463 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 7 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #2749 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 2 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #2756 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 2 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 2 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #4876 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #3955 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 4 |
| #2870 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 6 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #2823 | tiny plastic grue | 6 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #2703 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #3300 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 5 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #2806 | tiny plastic killer bee | 6 |
| #2873 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 6 |
| #2512 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 7 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #2823 | tiny plastic mosquito | 6 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #56 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #2595 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #57 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 4 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #1762 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 3 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #3362 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 5 |
| #2511 | tiny plastic stab bat | 7 |
| #2835 | tiny plastic star starfish | 6 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #2653 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #53 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #764 | top | 6 |
| #650 | toy train | 3 |
| #569 | whoopie cushion | 55 |
| #436 | wind-up chattering teeth | 74 |
| #236 | x-ray specs | 97 |
| #468 | yellow snowcone | 72 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |