| #546 | Amulet of Yendor | 36 |
| #368 | Cherry Cloaca Cola | 2 |
| #1415 | Cloaca-Cola | 2 |
| #1061 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #999 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 2 |
| #903 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #490 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 5 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #2887 | Crown of the Goblin King | 4 |
| #40 | DNOTC Box | 6 |
| #443 | Diet Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #1415 | Dolphin King's crown | 2 |
| #1670 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Sagittarian's leisure pants | 1 |
| #709 | Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #6540 | badass belt | 2 |
| #641 | bag of airline peanuts | 45 |
| #1312 | ball | 3 |
| #194 | black candy heart | 66 |
| #1936 | brick | 5 |
| #472 | clown hammer | 60 |
| #129 | cymbal syrup | 116 |
| #618 | defective skull | 31 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1117 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 1 |
| #522 | encoder ring | 27 |
| #314 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 92 |
| #245 | fake fake vomit | 122 |
| #879 | fake hand | 22 |
| #3221 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #2535 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #782 | hobo nickel | 138 |
| #230 | jazz soap | 122 |
| #1003 | joybuzzer | 20 |
| #742 | kite | 10 |
| #326 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 88 |
| #242 | marionette | 7 |
| #342 | mood ring | 27 |
| #248 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #844 | old sweatpants | 64 |
| #414 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 64 |
| #499 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 61 |
| #866 | rag doll | 2 |
| 🥉 | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
| #694 | red class ring | 8 |
| #520 | rubber emo roe | 61 |
| #586 | sock monkey | 4 |
| #177 | stuffed Hodgman | 2 |
| #2481 | stuffed doppelshifter | 2 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #2809 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 2 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #61 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #2847 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 6 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2056 | tiny plastic Felonia | 2 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3883 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #168 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #76 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #67 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #172 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #1793 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 3 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #3305 | tiny plastic angry goat | 5 |
| #77 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #3974 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 6 |
| #72 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #6141 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #2859 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 6 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #3968 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 4 |
| #2471 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 7 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3174 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #2753 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 2 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #2760 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 2 |
| #2797 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 2 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #4885 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #3965 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 4 |
| #2878 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 6 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #2828 | tiny plastic grue | 6 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #2706 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #3307 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 5 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #2812 | tiny plastic killer bee | 6 |
| #2880 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 6 |
| #2517 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 7 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #2828 | tiny plastic mosquito | 6 |
| #1337 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #3995 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #2600 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #58 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #3921 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 4 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #1766 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 3 |
| #3849 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #3366 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 5 |
| #2515 | tiny plastic stab bat | 7 |
| #2842 | tiny plastic star starfish | 6 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #2660 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #192 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #53 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #765 | top | 6 |
| #650 | toy train | 3 |
| #568 | whoopie cushion | 55 |
| #438 | wind-up chattering teeth | 74 |
| #234 | x-ray specs | 97 |
| #467 | yellow snowcone | 72 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |