| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #117 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #182 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #57 | Chester's moustache | 2 |
| #83 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #90 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #1938 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1496 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #1468 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #212 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #58 | Frosty's nailbat | 2 |
| #214 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #121 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| #42 | Hodgman's bow tie | 2 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #133 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #173 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #65 | Hodgman's metal detector | 1 |
| #144 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| #97 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #285 | Maxing, Relaxing | 4 |
| #216 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #128 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #196 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #92 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #53 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 2 |
| #106 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #25 | Oscus's pelt | 3 |
| #175 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #658 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 2 |
| #945 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #935 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #51 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 2 |
| #187 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #104 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #5938 | badass belt | 3 |
| #1459 | bottle of goofballs | 16 |
| #7455 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #469 | bullet-proof corduroys | 3 |
| #319 | cheap toaster | 7 |
| #633 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 2 |
| #555 | concentrated garbage juice | 1 |
| #498 | flamin' bindle | 1 |
| #460 | freezin' bindle | 1 |
| #1657 | fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #825 | gob of wet hair | 1 |
| #3141 | grue egg | 5 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #28 | old soft shoes | 1 |
| 🥇 | panhandle panhandling hat | 5,427 |
| #290 | perforated battle paddle | 12 |
| #577 | reinforced beaded headband | 1 |
| #25 | rope with some soap on it | 1 |
| #638 | round purple sunglasses | 1 |
| #3663 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3648 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #511 | sleazy bindle | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #554 | spooky bindle | 1 |
| #2248 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1862 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #242 | worthless gewgaw | 29 |
| #218 | worthless knick-knack | 48 |
| #1736 | yeti fur | 1 |