| #23 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #38 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #34 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| 🥉 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used) | 1 |
| #30 | Crimbo crystal shards | 11 |
| #92 | Crimbo train emergency brake | 40 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used) | 1 |
| #13 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) | 1 |
| #979 | Microplushie: Bropane | 1 |
| #838 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
| #889 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
| #750 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #984 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 1 |
| #998 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 1 |
| #578 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #917 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 1 |
| #1008 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 1 |
| #951 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
| #961 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
| #34 | PEEZ dispenser | 455 |
| #301 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 7 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #590 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #243 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 6 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 2 |
| #666 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 2 |
| #564 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #569 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 2 |
| #706 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 2 |
| #373 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 2 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #688 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 2 |
| #455 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 4 |
| #7 | Spelunker of Fortune (used) | 1 |
| #69 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #11 | The Big Book of Every Skill | 6 |
| 🥉 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #49 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #58 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #10 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #57 | Trainbot circuitry | 71 |
| #73 | Trainbot harness | 1 |
| #45 | Trainbot linkages | 74 |
| #77 | Trainbot luggage hook | 1 |
| #25 | Trainbot optics | 150 |
| #45 | Trainbot plating | 72 |
| #72 | Trainbot radar monocle | 1 |
| #50 | Trainbot servomotors | 72 |
| #12 | Trainbot slag | 618 |
| #48 | Trainbot tubing | 93 |
| #23 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #24 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #35 | automatic wine thief | 1 |
| #25 | barrel-aged eggnog | 1 |
| 🥇 | book of facts (dog-eared) | 1 |
| #68 | cinnamon machine oil | 162 |
| #217 | cranberry margarita (brackish) | 1 |
| #127 | crystal Crimbo goblet | 1 |
| #118 | crystal Crimbo platter | 1 |
| #411 | donated booze | 8 |
| #412 | donated candy | 8 |
| #406 | donated food | 8 |
| #26 | ert grey goo ring | 42 |
| #175 | faded green protest sign | 1 |
| #145 | faded red protest sign | 1 |
| #5 | flimsy hardwood scraps | 1,035 |
| #173 | gooified animal matter | 11 |
| #152 | gooified mineral matter | 11 |
| #170 | gooified vegetable matter | 11 |
| #64 | government booze shipment | 1 |
| #69 | government candy shipment | 1 |
| #67 | government food shipment | 1 |
| #17 | hand-crafted candy cane | 1 |
| #69 | hermedisiac cologne | 1 |
| #58 | imported lemon lozenge | 1 |
| #220 | liquid SONAR | 1 |
| #240 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 8 |
| #483 | magical pony: Pearjack | 2 |
| #428 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 3 |
| #490 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 2 |
| #359 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 4 |
| #399 | magical pony: Uniquity | 3 |
| #71 | mime army challenge coin | 1 |
| #10 | mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine | 1,000 |
| #58 | pile of Trainbot parts | 550 |
| #53 | ping-pong ball | 402 |
| #51 | ping-pong paddle | 1 |
| #68 | prescription teeth whitener | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of infuriating silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
| #28 | silver table-scraper | 1 |
| #111 | spooky pirate skeleton | 13 |
| #238 | stuffed red and green pepper (stale) | 1 |
| #4 | the Crymbich Manuscript (used) | 1 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #44 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #28 | white arm towel | 1 |