| #1728 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1486 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1418 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1426 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #1666 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2054 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1404 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1415 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1375 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #2247 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #1450 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #3938 | badass belt | 9 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1649 | blood flower | 1 |
| #1623 | bottle of goofballs | 14 |
| #7446 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #2973 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #2872 | candied yams | 1 |
| #639 | carob chunk noodles | 1 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #1010 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #2519 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #258 | felt | 31 |
| #885 | flaming mushroom | 1 |
| #826 | frozen mushroom | 1 |
| #753 | googly eye | 17 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #2512 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #389 | length of string | 31 |
| #433 | loaded serum blowgun | 10 |
| #565 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #1457 | mafia aria | 5 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #1565 | mushroom fermenting solution | 1 |
| #1887 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #751 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #1434 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| #1094 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #821 | stinky mushroom | 1 |
| #3199 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #1488 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #321 | tasket | 1 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #4903 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #4534 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #4856 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #6119 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8144 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8078 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #6135 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #6171 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #6150 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #4341 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #4881 | tiny plastic star starfish | 3 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #263 | tisket | 1 |
| #2808 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2815 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #1556 | top | 2 |
| #86 | tortoise's blessing | 51 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #187 | toy wheel | 47 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #931 | wooden block | 2 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |