Calais

RankItemQuantity
#1732Cloaca grenade1
#1496Cloaca-Cola1
#1153Cloaca-Cola c-rations1
#903Cloaca-Cola knapsack1
#612Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife1
#1869Codpiece of the Goblin King2
#1851Crown of the Goblin King10
#668Doc's Miracle Cure1
#1670Dyspepsi grenade1
#2053Dyspepsi-Cola1
#1084Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations1
#858Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack1
#580Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen1
#1600Glass Balls of the Goblin King1
#200Unionize The Elves sign1
#769aspirin1
#1065bell-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#1818black paisley oyster egg2
#2110black plastic oyster egg1
#846black polka-dot oyster egg5
#2665black striped oyster egg1
#1654blood flower1
#563blue paisley oyster egg7
#266blue plastic oyster egg18
#1242blue polka-dot oyster egg3
#2621blue striped oyster egg1
#529cheap toaster4
#200cool mushroom wine1
#45cottage21
#1640doll house1
#905duck-on-a-string2
#74empty blowgun38
#969fancy chocolate3
#356felt23
#321flaming mushroom wine1
#168flat mushroom wine1
#1657fuzzy dice4
#203googly eye69
#168herb brownies219
#275icy mushroom wine1
#1282iron pasta spoon1
#387kite19
#146knob mushroom wine1
#156knoll mushroom wine1
#1486lavender paisley oyster egg2
#2307lavender plastic oyster egg1
#713lavender polka-dot oyster egg4
#810lavender striped oyster egg3
#488length of string24
#1942loaded serum blowgun1
#148lovecat tail6
#1845mafia aria2
#686marionette2
#727mauve paisley oyster egg4
#932mauve plastic oyster egg4
#939mauve polka-dot oyster egg3
#673mauve striped oyster egg6
#876off-white paisley oyster egg2
#1371off-white plastic oyster egg3
#1583off-white striped oyster egg1
#592pet rock13
#747picture of a dead guy's girlfriend1
#360plastic passion fruit4
#196pointy mushroom wine1
#2034puce paisley oyster egg1
#2103puce plastic oyster egg1
#637puce polka-dot oyster egg6
#1645puce striped oyster egg1
#220questionable taco2
#866rag doll2
#1514red paisley oyster egg2
#772red plastic oyster egg6
#838red polka-dot oyster egg4
#10rose-colored glasses1
#956scroll of pasta summoning6
#368sleeping snowy owl9
#1348sock monkey1
#234spooky mushroom wine1
#251stinky mushroom wine1
#269stuffing33
#192tattered scrap of paper35
#764teddy bear8
#509three-tiered wedding cake1
#8191tiny plastic Cheshire bat1
#4310tiny plastic Crimbo elf1
#2898tiny plastic Crimbo wreath1
#51tiny plastic Sneaky Pete1
#2947tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo1
#4543tiny plastic accordion thief1
#8211tiny plastic angry goat1
#8249tiny plastic baby gravy fairy1
#8127tiny plastic barrrnacle1
#4480tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar1
#8174tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball1
#8094tiny plastic cocoabo1
#8220tiny plastic coffee pixie1
#4497tiny plastic disco bandit1
#8151tiny plastic fuzzy dice1
#8186tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick1
#8092tiny plastic ghuol whelp1
#8058tiny plastic grue1
#4598tiny plastic hermit1
#8127tiny plastic howling balloon monkey1
#8068tiny plastic killer bee1
#8200tiny plastic leprechaun1
#8101tiny plastic levitating potato1
#8111tiny plastic mosquito1
#4346tiny plastic pastamancer1
#8099tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime1
#4467tiny plastic sauceror1
#4450tiny plastic seal clubber1
#8224tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton1
#8159tiny plastic stab bat1
#8136tiny plastic star starfish1
#4037tiny plastic sweet nutcracker1
#4481tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#1238top3
#1190toy soldier1
#1384toy train1
#232toy wheel38
#1038tree-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#178wooden block18
#509wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie2
#1800yellow paisley oyster egg1
#1328yellow plastic oyster egg4
#1328yellow polka-dot oyster egg1
#1061yellow striped oyster egg2
#2364yo-yo1
#73zombie pineal gland45

Wow, that's 835 items total!

what items are this player missing?