| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #2380 | Crimbuck | 11 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #1467 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #438 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #95 | arrrgyle socks | 37 |
| #415 | astronaut ice-cream | 1 |
| #133 | barrrnacle | 102 |
| #997 | cheap toaster | 2 |
| #1245 | cyborg stompin' boot | 2 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #2296 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #2061 | golden ring | 36 |
| #713 | helmet turtle | 41 |
| #45 | hot pink lipstick | 25 |
| #758 | immense cyborg hand | 6 |
| #1156 | killing feather | 39 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #740 | oversized fish scaler | 7 |
| #655 | polyalloy shield | 6 |
| #421 | robotronic egg | 61 |
| #844 | rogue swarmer | 58 |
| #674 | sawblade fragment | 60 |
| #81 | stone turtle | 1 |
| #6982 | stuffed angry cow | 3 |
| #8963 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| 🥈 | sucky decal | 4,286 |
| #1620 | thin black candle | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 183 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #565 | tortoise's blessing | 2 |
| #623 | turtle totem | 48 |
| #804 | unstable laser battery | 51 |
| #873 | vibrating cyborg knife | 8 |